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🍺 William Ryan

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🍺 William Ryan @williamryanpubs.bsky.social · 9h

‘World's best Negroni?’

‘Sì, assolutamente !¡’

🍺 William Ryan @williamryanpubs.bsky.social · 1d

‘Crosswords in the Pub’ finds itself in Surry Hills, the old Cleveland Hotel. Solo solve, 1hr,10m, last half dozen in took almost half that. Thanks, David. Not. @dontattempt.bsky.social

**SPOILERS**

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 7d

Ever wondered what those engine management lights mean?

A 3 by 5 grid of warning lights from a car dashboard.

Sauron has broken your car
You have trapped your arms in the seatbelt
The genie has wet the bed
Your steering wheel looks like a sloth
You're being spied on by an owl
The exhaust pipe is in your windscreen
A Victorian submarine has landed on you
You're not ripped enough to drive
Your tyres are on fire
You need to restring your lyre
Your radio is too old-fashioned
A dead Japanese girl will kill you in a week
Your vision is obscured by bubble-gum
There are marbles in your silencer
You are not a number. You are a free man

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David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 5d

Weets-Bix
Democracies sausage

John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 6d

Attorneys General
Courts Martial
Poets Laureate
Bodies Politic
Balls Bearing
Yorkies Duo

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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 2d

I had a spare t-shirt cartoon.

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Amie Albrecht @nomadpenguin.bsky.social · 5d

This was my morning vibe. It’s going to be a long week.

A tweet from 1:40pm on April 27, 2020 from Nobel-prize winning immunologist Prof Peter Doherty. It simply says ‘Dan Murphy opening hours’. (Dan Murphy’s is an Australian liquor store chain.)

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🍺 William Ryan @williamryanpubs.bsky.social · 8d

‘Crosswords in the Pub’, comes to you, this Friday, from the Eveleigh Hotel, Fern Rouge (the Paris End of Redfern). Solo solve, about 45m, couple short. @dontattempt.bsky.social

**SPOILERS**

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 11d

He’s gonna put TRUMP in gold letters on the White House, isn’t he

a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames

ALT: a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames

media.tenor.com

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 9d

Trump just said they’re going to demolish the *entire* East Wing to make room for his ballroom.

So much for the idiots in my mentions saying it was just a wall.

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𝙏𝙬𝙢 @twm-barlwm.bsky.social · 13d

I know I posted this on Twitter ages ago, but I came across it again last night and thought some may not have seen it yet.
(From the Not the Nine O'Clock News spin-off book, 1980.)

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 12d

Me, reading your posts

Ernie wearing a fruit hat. Bert glaring, refuses to look at him. Caption reads Bert notices the hat, but chooses not to engage Ernie since he knows it'll lead to some ridiculous shit.

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David Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 13d

I interviewed Pulitzer Prize winning war correspondent Chris Hedges for an hour about the Western media betrayal of Palestinian journalists, the National Press Club of Australia, fascism and a violent empire in decline.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatG...

Chris Hedges talks with Dave about journalism, censorship and empire

YouTube video by The Sunday Shot

www.youtube.com

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12d

Today, Mike Johnson will have the House adjourned for 77 out of the last 89 days.

House Republicans have worked 12 days in 3 months.

All to prevent a vote on releasing the Epstein files.

The House Republican Epstein Shutdown continues.

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🍺 William Ryan @williamryanpubs.bsky.social · 14d

@rhysam.bsky.social

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Peggy Sanders @peggysanders.bsky.social · 14d

“Imagine young woman is raped in your office. You are minister and she is most junior member of your staff. In the footage you see later, she is too drunk to put on her shoes. She walks barefoot through parliament with her colleague, who you also employ.”

www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/share/21849/...

Linda Reynolds’ latest move

Imagine that a young woman is raped in your office. You are a minister and she is the most junior member of your staff. In the footage you see later, she is too drunk to put on her shoes. She walks ba...

www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au

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🍺 William Ryan @williamryanpubs.bsky.social · 14d

@dontattempt.bsky.social

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Nick Feik @nickfeik.bsky.social · 19d

No one will remember anything Linda Reynolds did in politics, but we will remember this forever. What a piece of sh#t.

Vaxatious Litigant 💉 @exposingnv.bsky.social · 19d

Linda Reynolds launches bankruptcy proceedings against Brittany Higgins

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bradpsychology @bradpsychology.bsky.social · 18d

Linda Reynolds seeks more money and more hate. A genuine piece of work.

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Gigz @andrewgigacz.bsky.social · 17d

Schrödinger's pub

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 17d

“Before we crack on with the meat raffle, could the owner of a yellow Vauxhall Corsa please move their vehicle? Dave from the mobile discotheque says he can’t get his van in”

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LRLR @lrlr.bsky.social · Aug 1

Minute Cryptic has donated $40k to Alzheimer’s Research Australia. Very proud to be involved with this important cause.

www.minutecryptic.com/alzheimers

Minute Cryptic

Solve a clue with a hidden meaning

www.minutecryptic.com

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🍺 William Ryan @williamryanpubs.bsky.social · 15d

‘Crosswords in the Pub’ was just the two of us - duelling cryptics. We both finished in about an hour - each missing two or three - different ones! Strange like that. Outré amusant, @dontattempt.bsky.social

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Bel Downes (Coffeewith…) @withdownes.bsky.social · 19d

The link to the Four Corners episode (John Lyons) I mentioned below on Trump and crypto is live: youtu.be/sij89ENvZqQ?...

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 19d

#BREAKING : The Australian Parliament Sports Club has just DE-REGISTERED itself as a lobby group... despite still being run by the Australian gambling lobby.
The change relieves our PM from having to explain why he's the PRESIDENT of an organisation designed to lobby HIS OWN GOVERNMENT.
#AusPol

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19d

49-year-old worship minister
Jon Paul Sheptock was arrested on child sex abuse charges. Sheptock possessed and was involved in producing child sexual assault materials.

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