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@willmaier.bsky.social
I'd like to forget how to buy things.
Hilarious. Hysterical.
"They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive. And that was that.”

A Star Wars movie by Steven Soderbergh, written by Scott Z. Burns, with Adam Driver, post SW9. And they said no. 🤯
Adam Driver on Jarmusch, 'Star Wars' and putting filmmakers first
In an interview with The Associated Press, Adam Driver says he developed a Kylo Ren “Star Wars” movie that would have been directed by Steven Soderbergh.
apnews.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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On a trip to Chicago, Lavonne Schaafsma lost her purse. Two women saw a man rifling through it — and stepped in to help. n.pr/4i4EeYp
She lost her purse — but strangers stepped in to save the day
On a trip to Chicago, Lavonne Schaafsma lost her purse. Two women saw a man rifling through it — and stepped in to help.
n.pr
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Bird 9?
Bird 9.
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Same.
I wish I was as popular as the K-Pop Demon Hunters.

I’ve got the demon hunting down but I still need to learn how to k-pop.
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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me at 17: I can't let anyone find out that I like Matchbox Twenty. that would be so embarrassing

me in my 30's:
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
In the name of all that is holy: can someone get US Solicitor General John Sauer a lozenge?
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I can’t understand how we all got so politically detached. Half the men in this bar can’t be bothered to watch Vaush react to Ben Shapiro’s explanation of why his disapproval of Tucker Carlson’s interview with Nick Fuentes isn’t cancel culture
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Going to sleep now. Thanks baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Such a chill game
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
LGD.
November 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Kiké + Rojas = chef's kiss. ⚾
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
They went there . . . 🙃 🤡 👏
good times.
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
so chill.
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Seen in the wild.
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Go Baseball
October 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Ballroom Contractor in Bid Meeting: we can do the demolition fast but construction will be unpredictable, supply chains are kind of fucked right now because of Trrrr (remembers where he is) rrransgender sports
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We're friends on Venmo.
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I'm playing The Streets on a speaker here, and there's a song I've not heard before. The sung chorus (lady's voice) is "You are not the voice in your head / You're the one who listens to it".

music.youtube.com/watch?v=tk6f...
You Are Not the Voice in Your Head
YouTube video by The Streets - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Stills from the remastered "The Corbomite Maneuver"
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM