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Amount Of Water Man Just Used To Wash Dish To Be Prize Of Hand-To-Hand Combat Match In 2065 https://theonion.com/amount-of-water-man-just-used-to-wash-dish-to-be-prize-1819578198/
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Amount Of Water Man Just Used To Wash Dish To Be Prize Of Hand-To-Hand Combat Match In 2065 https://theonion.com/amount-of-water-man-just-used-to-wash-dish-to-be-prize-1819578198/
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thinking about the first time I heard Nina Simone. #thingsimdoing
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Thinking about the first time I heard Nina Simone. #thingsimdoing
I h8 the news.
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I h8 the news.
I needed to get away.
![Me, a midlife man In my late 40s, holding up a DVD of "Spice World" (1997[!!!]) in front of my face while behind me a fancy future television plays the DVD of "Spice World" ... Which was the theatrical movie vehicle for the then-ubiquitous "SPICE GIRLS" pop music act. A movie which I saw in the theater upon its release, an experience I will never forget (note I have largely forgotten the plot. I don't even know what I'm watching. There are so many cameos).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:slwpcgrgsrzwxw5jp4na6yan/bafkreid6w5ehlkd6szybytdocxzgahk4ca342u55si676zpt5urtk4h2sy@jpeg)
January 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I needed to get away.
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wow how long was i out
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
wow how long was i out
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Worth every second
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Worth every second
"Senior portrait of David Lynch, American surrealist and Eagle Scout."
January 16, 2026 at 11:38 AM
"Senior portrait of David Lynch, American surrealist and Eagle Scout."
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I yearn for the days when the differences between liberals and leftists mattered.
January 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I yearn for the days when the differences between liberals and leftists mattered.
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not my house, but I know my way around
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
not my house, but I know my way around
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
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America’s #1 export is now license-free clips to use in the beginning of apocalyptic sci-fi movies
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
America’s #1 export is now license-free clips to use in the beginning of apocalyptic sci-fi movies
The Expectation of Time
January 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The Expectation of Time
😐 Happy Friday.
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
😐 Happy Friday.
January 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Today's link from the Battlestar Galactica (2004) wiki is: the guy who played Chuckles! #distractingmyself
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Today's link from the Battlestar Galactica (2004) wiki is: the guy who played Chuckles! #distractingmyself
Hey guys. So, there's a particular football stadium-sized rock traveling towards us in space with a 4% chance of striking the Moon in 2032. So. #slownews
January 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Hey guys. So, there's a particular football stadium-sized rock traveling towards us in space with a 4% chance of striking the Moon in 2032. So. #slownews
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Groundwork of Evangelion Vol. 2
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Groundwork of Evangelion Vol. 2
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Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
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huh. didn't call him not being crazy about this specific thing.
(There's no material difference between $155 billion and $147 billion, but still surprising)
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/07/n...
(There's no material difference between $155 billion and $147 billion, but still surprising)
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/07/n...
January 8, 2026 at 6:39 AM
huh. didn't call him not being crazy about this specific thing.
(There's no material difference between $155 billion and $147 billion, but still surprising)
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/07/n...
(There's no material difference between $155 billion and $147 billion, but still surprising)
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/07/n...