windu pez
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I probably was already following you on twitter, when it existed, back when it was good
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as a child i thought the computer was a magical, wondrous device. today i think of it as a demonic creature
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
as a child i thought the computer was a magical, wondrous device. today i think of it as a demonic creature
A Christmas Carol but instead of Scrooge it's Trump and after like 100 ghost visits it's 7pm on December 27th and he still doesn't get it.
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
A Christmas Carol but instead of Scrooge it's Trump and after like 100 ghost visits it's 7pm on December 27th and he still doesn't get it.
The traditional role of the Super Bowl is to make middle aged white guys mad at something and give teens of all sexual orientations a foundational sexual memory. Tonight's game had both in spades.
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The traditional role of the Super Bowl is to make middle aged white guys mad at something and give teens of all sexual orientations a foundational sexual memory. Tonight's game had both in spades.
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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for those who don’t speak web dev this means “the person who runs this is incompetent”
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
for those who don’t speak web dev this means “the person who runs this is incompetent”
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
The only way this halftime show could be better would be if it caused Trump to stroke out
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The only way this halftime show could be better would be if it caused Trump to stroke out
going on one of my patented "shits"
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
going on one of my patented "shits"
Whoever's job it is to change Trump's diapers: if you do a slightly bad job such that he gets a rash then no one could reasonably prove you did it on purpose. Imagine if he died of butt infection from too much poopy didi. You could bring this into the world by just being a little bit sloppy.
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Whoever's job it is to change Trump's diapers: if you do a slightly bad job such that he gets a rash then no one could reasonably prove you did it on purpose. Imagine if he died of butt infection from too much poopy didi. You could bring this into the world by just being a little bit sloppy.
when you get your password wrong to unlock your computer why does it think about it for a second? Like dawg you knew immediately that I made a typo why are you going "🤔 Hmm let's see..."
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
when you get your password wrong to unlock your computer why does it think about it for a second? Like dawg you knew immediately that I made a typo why are you going "🤔 Hmm let's see..."
Wow can't believe they found Punxatawney Phil in the Epstein emails
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Wow can't believe they found Punxatawney Phil in the Epstein emails
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reposting with alt text for accessibility:
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
reposting with alt text for accessibility:
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
This is something I would do a cuckoo hand signal about if someone said it before 2017 but I'm wondering if Trump purposefully scuttled the Kennedy Center because they gave Obama an award
February 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This is something I would do a cuckoo hand signal about if someone said it before 2017 but I'm wondering if Trump purposefully scuttled the Kennedy Center because they gave Obama an award
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Pinterest’s business model has always been built on theft. They literally stole images off of the open web and put them on their servers behind a login. So of course they’ll happily jump on the plagiarism machine.
Pinterest CEO says in layoff email: "We’re doubling down on an AI-forward approach – prioritizing AI-focused roles, teams, and ways of working"
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
February 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Pinterest’s business model has always been built on theft. They literally stole images off of the open web and put them on their servers behind a login. So of course they’ll happily jump on the plagiarism machine.
skipping over the ten obvious levels at which this is pathetic, it's also very funny that he's saying "I would spend AT MOST 1% of my attention on being a pedo and arranging for child sex trafficking."
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
skipping over the ten obvious levels at which this is pathetic, it's also very funny that he's saying "I would spend AT MOST 1% of my attention on being a pedo and arranging for child sex trafficking."
You know that show about people who are highly educated, work hard, and save peoples lives? What if we made a show where we reversed all of those things
February 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
You know that show about people who are highly educated, work hard, and save peoples lives? What if we made a show where we reversed all of those things
say what you will about winter, there's simply no denying that it's the number one season for salves, creams and unguents
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
say what you will about winter, there's simply no denying that it's the number one season for salves, creams and unguents
feels so stupid when you see a picture of someone as a kid then you say something to them that boils down to "wow you look so much like yourself"
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
feels so stupid when you see a picture of someone as a kid then you say something to them that boils down to "wow you look so much like yourself"
Aw man I forgot Rudy Giuliani is still alive. That sucks.
January 31, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Aw man I forgot Rudy Giuliani is still alive. That sucks.
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While Murphy and Blumenthal call for reform, Markey in Massachusetts is calling for the abolishment of ICE
Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.
January 29, 2026 at 12:21 AM
While Murphy and Blumenthal call for reform, Markey in Massachusetts is calling for the abolishment of ICE
Today in loathsome ad copy: "Pov you don't hate pants anymore" (no, it wasn't even POV)
January 28, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Today in loathsome ad copy: "Pov you don't hate pants anymore" (no, it wasn't even POV)
Anyway. Let's just start flinging nazis into the sun with a giant trebuchet already
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Anyway. Let's just start flinging nazis into the sun with a giant trebuchet already
"They're not following the rules? Well we simply need to add more rules" is, charitably, an extremely stupid tactic.
January 27, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"They're not following the rules? Well we simply need to add more rules" is, charitably, an extremely stupid tactic.
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(Chuck Schumer in a school hallway as an ICE agent drags a bag of screaming children across the floor) *smiling and crossing his arms* do you have a hall pass for that, young man?
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
(Chuck Schumer in a school hallway as an ICE agent drags a bag of screaming children across the floor) *smiling and crossing his arms* do you have a hall pass for that, young man?
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor