windu pez
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I probably was already following you on twitter, when it existed, back when it was good
going on one of my patented "shits"
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
going on one of my patented "shits"
Whoever's job it is to change Trump's diapers: if you do a slightly bad job such that he gets a rash then no one could reasonably prove you did it on purpose. Imagine if he died of butt infection from too much poopy didi. You could bring this into the world by just being a little bit sloppy.
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Whoever's job it is to change Trump's diapers: if you do a slightly bad job such that he gets a rash then no one could reasonably prove you did it on purpose. Imagine if he died of butt infection from too much poopy didi. You could bring this into the world by just being a little bit sloppy.
when you get your password wrong to unlock your computer why does it think about it for a second? Like dawg you knew immediately that I made a typo why are you going "🤔 Hmm let's see..."
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
when you get your password wrong to unlock your computer why does it think about it for a second? Like dawg you knew immediately that I made a typo why are you going "🤔 Hmm let's see..."
Wow can't believe they found Punxatawney Phil in the Epstein emails
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Wow can't believe they found Punxatawney Phil in the Epstein emails
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reposting with alt text for accessibility:
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
reposting with alt text for accessibility:
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
This is something I would do a cuckoo hand signal about if someone said it before 2017 but I'm wondering if Trump purposefully scuttled the Kennedy Center because they gave Obama an award
February 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This is something I would do a cuckoo hand signal about if someone said it before 2017 but I'm wondering if Trump purposefully scuttled the Kennedy Center because they gave Obama an award
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Pinterest’s business model has always been built on theft. They literally stole images off of the open web and put them on their servers behind a login. So of course they’ll happily jump on the plagiarism machine.
Pinterest CEO says in layoff email: "We’re doubling down on an AI-forward approach – prioritizing AI-focused roles, teams, and ways of working"
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
February 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Pinterest’s business model has always been built on theft. They literally stole images off of the open web and put them on their servers behind a login. So of course they’ll happily jump on the plagiarism machine.
skipping over the ten obvious levels at which this is pathetic, it's also very funny that he's saying "I would spend AT MOST 1% of my attention on being a pedo and arranging for child sex trafficking."
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
skipping over the ten obvious levels at which this is pathetic, it's also very funny that he's saying "I would spend AT MOST 1% of my attention on being a pedo and arranging for child sex trafficking."
You know that show about people who are highly educated, work hard, and save peoples lives? What if we made a show where we reversed all of those things
February 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
You know that show about people who are highly educated, work hard, and save peoples lives? What if we made a show where we reversed all of those things
say what you will about winter, there's simply no denying that it's the number one season for salves, creams and unguents
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
say what you will about winter, there's simply no denying that it's the number one season for salves, creams and unguents
feels so stupid when you see a picture of someone as a kid then you say something to them that boils down to "wow you look so much like yourself"
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
feels so stupid when you see a picture of someone as a kid then you say something to them that boils down to "wow you look so much like yourself"
Aw man I forgot Rudy Giuliani is still alive. That sucks.
January 31, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Aw man I forgot Rudy Giuliani is still alive. That sucks.
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While Murphy and Blumenthal call for reform, Markey in Massachusetts is calling for the abolishment of ICE
Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.
January 29, 2026 at 12:21 AM
While Murphy and Blumenthal call for reform, Markey in Massachusetts is calling for the abolishment of ICE
Today in loathsome ad copy: "Pov you don't hate pants anymore" (no, it wasn't even POV)
January 28, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Today in loathsome ad copy: "Pov you don't hate pants anymore" (no, it wasn't even POV)
Anyway. Let's just start flinging nazis into the sun with a giant trebuchet already
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Anyway. Let's just start flinging nazis into the sun with a giant trebuchet already
"They're not following the rules? Well we simply need to add more rules" is, charitably, an extremely stupid tactic.
January 27, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"They're not following the rules? Well we simply need to add more rules" is, charitably, an extremely stupid tactic.
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(Chuck Schumer in a school hallway as an ICE agent drags a bag of screaming children across the floor) *smiling and crossing his arms* do you have a hall pass for that, young man?
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
(Chuck Schumer in a school hallway as an ICE agent drags a bag of screaming children across the floor) *smiling and crossing his arms* do you have a hall pass for that, young man?
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor
Democrats Coalescing Around Polite Request To Not Do That Too Much
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Democrats Coalescing Around Polite Request To Not Do That Too Much
Every time someone says "bear" or "with me" I think about that classic "bear with me. BEAR WITH ME" tweet
January 26, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Every time someone says "bear" or "with me" I think about that classic "bear with me. BEAR WITH ME" tweet
This is not at all political commentary. Just sharing an image that I like. That's all.
January 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This is not at all political commentary. Just sharing an image that I like. That's all.
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They want you to feel hopeless and believe that nothing can improve.
January 23, 2026 at 6:39 PM
They want you to feel hopeless and believe that nothing can improve.
Investing all my money in a new financial instrument called "ten bags of chips right before a snow storm"
January 24, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Investing all my money in a new financial instrument called "ten bags of chips right before a snow storm"
I've never used Threads but my understanding is that it's 10% screenshots of real jokes from real social media platforms, 80% "spit take laugh lady" reaction gifs in reply to those first 10%, and a final 10% unhinged extremely TMI personal statements from boomers.
January 22, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I've never used Threads but my understanding is that it's 10% screenshots of real jokes from real social media platforms, 80% "spit take laugh lady" reaction gifs in reply to those first 10%, and a final 10% unhinged extremely TMI personal statements from boomers.
Maga-friendly businesses love to Streisand Effect themselves by being stupid assholes to good people.
Kaleb Blain, a 35-year old trans man and pitmaster, was fired from the legendary BBQ restaurant Terry Black’s after he was doxxed over Charlie Kirk comments.
Now he’s running his own barbecue spot in Waco: “I feel better than I ever have.”
By @kitoconnell.com
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/21/b...
Now he’s running his own barbecue spot in Waco: “I feel better than I ever have.”
By @kitoconnell.com
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/21/b...
‘Barbecue Saved My Life’: Meet Waco’s Antifascist Transgender Pitmaster
Kaleb Blain went from the fast-paced world of 911 dispatching to the “low and slow” of BBQ, where he’s built a following.
thebarbedwire.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Maga-friendly businesses love to Streisand Effect themselves by being stupid assholes to good people.
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(goose chasing) What happened to the ship, couchfucker?
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:01 PM
(goose chasing) What happened to the ship, couchfucker?