windu pez
@windupez.bsky.social
I probably was already following you on twitter
I built one of those wildlife camera birdhouses in my soul but now they want me to pay $14.99 a month to access the video content
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I built one of those wildlife camera birdhouses in my soul but now they want me to pay $14.99 a month to access the video content
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Ordering any fast food these days is all “can I get the uhh ᵍᵒᵒᵖʸ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵍʳⁱᵖᵖᵉʳˢ”
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ordering any fast food these days is all “can I get the uhh ᵍᵒᵒᵖʸ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵍʳⁱᵖᵖᵉʳˢ”
There's only three things that heave: bosoms, sacks of potatoes, and dry
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There's only three things that heave: bosoms, sacks of potatoes, and dry
I have learned what a Chotiner is. I didn't want to know because I just assumed it was a bad guy
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I have learned what a Chotiner is. I didn't want to know because I just assumed it was a bad guy
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I have the "watch all these fuckers stop being public figures"
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have the "watch all these fuckers stop being public figures"
Real men get skin infections in their private areas instead of risking touching a male butthole
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Real men get skin infections in their private areas instead of risking touching a male butthole
His career is about to go to Valhalla
KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
His career is about to go to Valhalla
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receiving a federal subpoena to appear at Best Buy and buy a new phone
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
receiving a federal subpoena to appear at Best Buy and buy a new phone
The one and only original
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The one and only original
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Our wastewater is 90% cortisol
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Our wastewater is 90% cortisol
I don't know what a Chotiner is and I don't want to. Probably some kind of thing that chotins things.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don't know what a Chotiner is and I don't want to. Probably some kind of thing that chotins things.
I'm not a goose I just silly a lot
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm not a goose I just silly a lot
"I love it when a cheesecake comes together" - Ma
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"I love it when a cheesecake comes together" - Ma
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Crippling bone addiction
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Crippling bone addiction
It shrank in the big dryer
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It shrank in the big dryer
The answer to why they're doing this is simple: an NYPD officer with an illegal unregistered car with an intentionally obscured fake out of state plate can't park there if the public space is being used in this way that benefits real people
Thousands of outdoor dining areas might not return to the city's roadways next spring, the result of what activists call a costly approval process created by the Adams administration when the program became seasonal.
Outdoor Dining Has Faded Out — And Not Just Because It's Winter - Streetsblog New York City
From thousands of pandemic-era eateries to perhaps just a few hundred, thanks to a seasonal, not year-round, program.
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The answer to why they're doing this is simple: an NYPD officer with an illegal unregistered car with an intentionally obscured fake out of state plate can't park there if the public space is being used in this way that benefits real people
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A reminder: a solid majority of people really like these and approve of a competently-managed year-round program. The current policy stance of the city is “we’re intentionally making it economically impossible because some people claim they saw a dirty shed once”
Thousands of outdoor dining areas might not return to the city's roadways next spring, the result of what activists call a costly approval process created by the Adams administration when the program became seasonal.
Outdoor Dining Has Faded Out — And Not Just Because It's Winter - Streetsblog New York City
From thousands of pandemic-era eateries to perhaps just a few hundred, thanks to a seasonal, not year-round, program.
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A reminder: a solid majority of people really like these and approve of a competently-managed year-round program. The current policy stance of the city is “we’re intentionally making it economically impossible because some people claim they saw a dirty shed once”
This is how big dryer sheet/dog meds wins
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is how big dryer sheet/dog meds wins
She's right and brave
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
She's right and brave
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The grink is now here
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The grink is now here
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2025 me delegating tasks to 2026 me
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
2025 me delegating tasks to 2026 me