windu pez
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I probably was already following you on twitter
Still can't get over the fact that the most powerful slimeballs in the world all seem to have the writing skills of a second grader
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Still can't get over the fact that the most powerful slimeballs in the world all seem to have the writing skills of a second grader
I built one of those wildlife camera birdhouses in my soul but now they want me to pay $14.99 a month to access the video content
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I built one of those wildlife camera birdhouses in my soul but now they want me to pay $14.99 a month to access the video content
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Ordering any fast food these days is all “can I get the uhh ᵍᵒᵒᵖʸ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵍʳⁱᵖᵖᵉʳˢ”
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ordering any fast food these days is all “can I get the uhh ᵍᵒᵒᵖʸ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵍʳⁱᵖᵖᵉʳˢ”
There's only three things that heave: bosoms, sacks of potatoes, and dry
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There's only three things that heave: bosoms, sacks of potatoes, and dry
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His career is about to go to Valhalla
KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
His career is about to go to Valhalla
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receiving a federal subpoena to appear at Best Buy and buy a new phone
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
receiving a federal subpoena to appear at Best Buy and buy a new phone
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Our wastewater is 90% cortisol
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Our wastewater is 90% cortisol
I don't know what a Chotiner is and I don't want to. Probably some kind of thing that chotins things.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don't know what a Chotiner is and I don't want to. Probably some kind of thing that chotins things.
I'm not a goose I just silly a lot
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm not a goose I just silly a lot
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Crippling bone addiction
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Crippling bone addiction
The answer to why they're doing this is simple: an NYPD officer with an illegal unregistered car with an intentionally obscured fake out of state plate can't park there if the public space is being used in this way that benefits real people
Thousands of outdoor dining areas might not return to the city's roadways next spring, the result of what activists call a costly approval process created by the Adams administration when the program became seasonal.
Outdoor Dining Has Faded Out — And Not Just Because It's Winter - Streetsblog New York City
From thousands of pandemic-era eateries to perhaps just a few hundred, thanks to a seasonal, not year-round, program.
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The answer to why they're doing this is simple: an NYPD officer with an illegal unregistered car with an intentionally obscured fake out of state plate can't park there if the public space is being used in this way that benefits real people
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A reminder: a solid majority of people really like these and approve of a competently-managed year-round program. The current policy stance of the city is “we’re intentionally making it economically impossible because some people claim they saw a dirty shed once”
Thousands of outdoor dining areas might not return to the city's roadways next spring, the result of what activists call a costly approval process created by the Adams administration when the program became seasonal.
Outdoor Dining Has Faded Out — And Not Just Because It's Winter - Streetsblog New York City
From thousands of pandemic-era eateries to perhaps just a few hundred, thanks to a seasonal, not year-round, program.
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A reminder: a solid majority of people really like these and approve of a competently-managed year-round program. The current policy stance of the city is “we’re intentionally making it economically impossible because some people claim they saw a dirty shed once”
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2025 me delegating tasks to 2026 me
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
2025 me delegating tasks to 2026 me
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Fart that sounds like that 3D printed mummy trachea
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Fart that sounds like that 3D printed mummy trachea
Fart that sounds like that 3D printed mummy trachea
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Fart that sounds like that 3D printed mummy trachea
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Why is the priority of the economy not to house the homeless and ensure everyone has good healthcare?
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Why is the priority of the economy not to house the homeless and ensure everyone has good healthcare?
It's kinda funny that people can't choose which prominent magician they think is the pedo one
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It's kinda funny that people can't choose which prominent magician they think is the pedo one
Hey, you!
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hey, you!
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
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KOKO THE GORILLA SERVING INDICTMENT TO HARVARD EPSTEIN ASSOCIATE: Felony professor.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA SERVING INDICTMENT TO HARVARD EPSTEIN ASSOCIATE: Felony professor.
When I was 12 year old they didn't minify JavaScript yet and popular blogging platforms encouraged you to write your own CSS to customize them
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
When I was 12 year old they didn't minify JavaScript yet and popular blogging platforms encouraged you to write your own CSS to customize them
They put Shohei Ohtani on the Oi Ocha bottle labels now and that rules
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
They put Shohei Ohtani on the Oi Ocha bottle labels now and that rules
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Trump after meeting Mamdani talking about how this guy actually figured out the laws that dictate - everything! History! Sociology! Politics! Morality! Everything! It's all in a book called Capital - with a "K".
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Trump after meeting Mamdani talking about how this guy actually figured out the laws that dictate - everything! History! Sociology! Politics! Morality! Everything! It's all in a book called Capital - with a "K".