Lee
@wizardtime.bsky.social
Dad, musician, engineer, cook, video gamer, dungeon master, probably an infrequent poster of a mixed bag of interests which you'd only care for about 20%.
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Lee
@wizardtime.bsky.social
· Sep 23
This is my character for a dnd 1-shot using an awesome species and subclass from the crooked moon book. The better looking skeleton is an image I traced because I'm no good at this, but I'm practicing so I won't ever have to rely on AI image generators. His name is Rattlin' Scrivel Rackland.
As a Lebron-sized American, I almost never mock mens' height because it's a hard insecurity to overcome and not in their control. But, if you become a literal Nazi enforcer to make your size everyone else's problem, then I'd love to flaunt my rarified tallness and clown your keebler bitch ass face.
my wokeness, such that it is, ends when it comes to insulting bad people
January 31, 2026 at 5:48 PM
As a Lebron-sized American, I almost never mock mens' height because it's a hard insecurity to overcome and not in their control. But, if you become a literal Nazi enforcer to make your size everyone else's problem, then I'd love to flaunt my rarified tallness and clown your keebler bitch ass face.
We got a photo of Greg Bovino being escorted out of his field office, set up in a Target bathroom.
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 PM
We got a photo of Greg Bovino being escorted out of his field office, set up in a Target bathroom.
Yo. Fuck this class 3 killstorm.
January 25, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Yo. Fuck this class 3 killstorm.
I bought 2 books last night before I let myself start reading Stormlight Archive. I know I'm going to love it, but I'm just not ready to lock in for like 8,000 pages after the week I've had. (And yes, I will lock in. Some broken part of me feels whole by powering through massive saga experiences.)
January 24, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I bought 2 books last night before I let myself start reading Stormlight Archive. I know I'm going to love it, but I'm just not ready to lock in for like 8,000 pages after the week I've had. (And yes, I will lock in. Some broken part of me feels whole by powering through massive saga experiences.)
Snow was late. I only had a quarter cup of coffee left when it started for real. Barely made it to the window for an "it's really coming down out there."
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Snow was late. I only had a quarter cup of coffee left when it started for real. Barely made it to the window for an "it's really coming down out there."
Trump arriving in Greenland: "WTF?! It's all frozen, not green!"
Some Viking watching from Valhalla: "GUYS!!!"
Some Viking watching from Valhalla: "GUYS!!!"
January 16, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Trump arriving in Greenland: "WTF?! It's all frozen, not green!"
Some Viking watching from Valhalla: "GUYS!!!"
Some Viking watching from Valhalla: "GUYS!!!"
Common mistake. Schumer doesn't have a slightly hunched back, he has a severely concave chest. Couldn't stick it out if he wanted to.
MS NOW: Why haven't you gotten a dozen Dem senators & NYC cops, flown to Minneapolis & said to the guys wearing masks 'We've brought people who know how to operate'
SCHUMER: You're right. We need police officers to tell ICE, 'You don't know what the hell you're doing. You need real police training'
SCHUMER: You're right. We need police officers to tell ICE, 'You don't know what the hell you're doing. You need real police training'
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Common mistake. Schumer doesn't have a slightly hunched back, he has a severely concave chest. Couldn't stick it out if he wanted to.
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Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
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SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
It was always gerrymandered to be a long shot, but my wife and I still felt lucky to get to vote for Aftyn in this special election. And even better, she could win! Go vote for her if you're in TN district 7! This is a very rare time when we could leave an unexpected mark on national politics.
TODAY IS THE DAY!
GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM
WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM
WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It was always gerrymandered to be a long shot, but my wife and I still felt lucky to get to vote for Aftyn in this special election. And even better, she could win! Go vote for her if you're in TN district 7! This is a very rare time when we could leave an unexpected mark on national politics.
Miss Scarlett, in the kitchen, with my loneliness.
professor plum, in the library, softly with his song
col mustard, in the observatory, with kindness
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Miss Scarlett, in the kitchen, with my loneliness.
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give grok the peace prize. put it on the cover of Time with the GREATEST TRIUMPH headline. it’s earned it all.
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
give grok the peace prize. put it on the cover of Time with the GREATEST TRIUMPH headline. it’s earned it all.
"I, too, was just a mayor once. He could become somebody important one day, like me."
lol. lmao.
lol. lmao.
What nauseates about Mayor Pete is that he’s an Atlantic Monthly-reading retiree’s idea of what a young (ok, 43-yr-old) person should be like. Thank god for competitive primaries
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"I, too, was just a mayor once. He could become somebody important one day, like me."
lol. lmao.
lol. lmao.
Might have started a modest minifig collection today, mostly stuff for an array of cool player characters. I got this big, cardboard-page battle map book for my birthday yesterday.
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Might have started a modest minifig collection today, mostly stuff for an array of cool player characters. I got this big, cardboard-page battle map book for my birthday yesterday.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
Didn't even know we had a jet that connected the payload bay directly to the pilot's rectum. And now our adversaries know... well played.
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Didn't even know we had a jet that connected the payload bay directly to the pilot's rectum. And now our adversaries know... well played.
I've searched the whole flat earth and saved all of my Iraqi dinar for a medbed, and now just anyone can have one?
September 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I've searched the whole flat earth and saved all of my Iraqi dinar for a medbed, and now just anyone can have one?
This is my character for a dnd 1-shot using an awesome species and subclass from the crooked moon book. The better looking skeleton is an image I traced because I'm no good at this, but I'm practicing so I won't ever have to rely on AI image generators. His name is Rattlin' Scrivel Rackland.
September 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is my character for a dnd 1-shot using an awesome species and subclass from the crooked moon book. The better looking skeleton is an image I traced because I'm no good at this, but I'm practicing so I won't ever have to rely on AI image generators. His name is Rattlin' Scrivel Rackland.
Zuck wearing a VR headset, screaming and breaking a bunch of chairs in the metaverse where no one can see him.
September 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Zuck wearing a VR headset, screaming and breaking a bunch of chairs in the metaverse where no one can see him.
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Last September Charlie Kirk claimed that Haitian immigrants in Huntsville were "raping your women and hunting you down at night." He said that rural Alabamians faced a future in which Haitian immigrants "will become your masters." www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
Charlie Kirk warns that Haitian migrants "will become your masters" if Trump loses the election
www.mediamatters.org
September 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Last September Charlie Kirk claimed that Haitian immigrants in Huntsville were "raping your women and hunting you down at night." He said that rural Alabamians faced a future in which Haitian immigrants "will become your masters." www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
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RIGHT WING GUY: we will turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blood and rid the nation of their vile ideological sickness and anyone who isn't white (sees people joking about Charlie Kirk's death) NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR! we MUST turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blo
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
RIGHT WING GUY: we will turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blood and rid the nation of their vile ideological sickness and anyone who isn't white (sees people joking about Charlie Kirk's death) NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR! we MUST turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blo
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young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
"Our young men have sperm counts half what they ought to be," Kennedy said.
Vaccine Injuries, Violent Video Games, and Infertility Challenge: RFK Jr. Releases New MAHA 'Strategy' Report for Children
gizmodo.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
The future has mannequin hands and is wearing Merrells.
September 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The future has mannequin hands and is wearing Merrells.
I just woke up from a new kind of nightmare:
We were hosting my son's 5th b-day, and only adults showed up. They all had excuses for their kids being sick or whatever, and they still decided to come. Some also brought friends who don't have kids.
We were hosting my son's 5th b-day, and only adults showed up. They all had excuses for their kids being sick or whatever, and they still decided to come. Some also brought friends who don't have kids.
August 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I just woke up from a new kind of nightmare:
We were hosting my son's 5th b-day, and only adults showed up. They all had excuses for their kids being sick or whatever, and they still decided to come. Some also brought friends who don't have kids.
We were hosting my son's 5th b-day, and only adults showed up. They all had excuses for their kids being sick or whatever, and they still decided to come. Some also brought friends who don't have kids.