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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 7h

I am several fancy cocktails deep but would like to relay the experience of the time I just decided to let my dog go after the cockroaches I always assumed he wanted to eat 🖊️🦑

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Phil McAndrew @philmcandrew.bsky.social · 10h

I'm glad these slimy comedians are getting ripped to shreds, but can we hold ALL of the actors who have said "yes" to new harry potter trash to the same standards please

Vulture @vulture.com · 12h

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

www.vulture.com

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Luca. @wizzardsupreme.bsky.social · 9h

Oh no. This community theater production of Sweeney Todd is making me want to act again.

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Bevil 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 15h

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

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Doc Revan @docrevan.bsky.social · 22h

It takes 67 Senators to impeach a SCOTUS justice but only 51 with sufficient will to add 6 more justices

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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · 15h

“if on a winter’s night a traveler,” italo calvino (1979)

Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 15h

if I keep revising my first act then I never have to write a second act right

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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 1d

Director Kathryn Bigelow’s cult future noir thriller ‘Strange Days’ starring Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett, Juliette Lewis, and Tom Sizemore premiered at the New York Film Festival 30 years ago this week. 💿🧠🚔 #OTD

"𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗'𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚗'𝚜 𝚃𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛."

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 18h

The pocket sand meme with Brianiac 5 edited over Dale Gribble throwing Shrining Violet captioned “POCKET LESBIAN”

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M Healy @mofhealy.bsky.social · 17h

Ranma is both guys depending on the current joke. Ranma has the same gender identity as Bugs Bunny.

Dana Callista Lexa 🏳️‍⚧️ @authorx.bsky.social · 19h

Came up with a hot new TGTF story idea.

tbh I'd love to see a gender bender story where a couple of guys get transformed and one of them is like, "kyaaaaaaa, what will I do now, aahhhh this is so weird, I have these tits now but I'm a guy, aaaahhhhhh.....! M-maybe I should pretend to be a normal girl, so people don't think I'm weird....... what if I need to buy a bra 😳 "

And the other is just like, "Well this sucks. Whatever, maybe my brother has a binder I can borrow."
"if we don't get this fixed in a week I'm buying some testosterone patches online"

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 20h

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

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𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 @clove.bsky.social · Jan 23

save me, official promo art where misato and ritsuko unambiguously fucked

nge promo art of misato and ritsuko sitting near the edge of a bed with beer cans on the floor

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mega them @megathem.bsky.social · 1d

for some reason our old video about Rob Schneider vs Tim Heidecker is popping off. dont ask why, just enjoy! and no more bullshit!!!

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Why Conservative Comedy isn't Funny: The Schneidecker Paradox

YouTube video by Maggie Mae Fish

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Luca. @wizzardsupreme.bsky.social · 1d

I bought a cool glass walrus at a yard sale but now I'm worried if I leave it on the coffee table it's gonna focus sunlight and burn down the building. Also, "Fire Walrus" would be a pretty great pokemon concept.

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 2d

A quest to eliminate $5 million has tripled, thanks to the generosity and passion of THE TOXIC AVENGER fans across the country.

Together, you didn’t just meet that goal, you crushed it, helping wipe out over $15 million dollars in medical debt for 10,000+ people!

‘The Toxic Avenger’ & Undue Medical Debt Cleared $15 Million in Real-Life Medical Debt Together!

Before Macon Blair’s The Toxic Avenger released in theaters back in August, the Cineverse marketing team came up with a wonderful idea. They took the remainder of their marketing budget for the film a...

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The Pod Universe @thepoduniverse.com · 1d

@dylanroth.bsky.social shares THREE INFLUENCES on LAST FLIGHT OF THE STONE HAMMER, a space sci-fi adventure debuting on The Pod Universe this coming Sunday.

Get caught up on our cinematic universe of imaginary movies on YouTube or on your favorite podcatcher.

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 1d

Mickey Mouse should’ve shown up *once* in Goof Troop

They’re old friends

“Your dad tells me you love Powerline! I met him at a thing once. He’s a good guy.”

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Delaney InfiniteSnow ❄️ @infinitesnow.bsky.social · 6d

always grateful for "the first" because it gave me one of my funniest theatergoing memories: the woman behind me legitimately gasping because the line and the way the shot is boarded put together 100% make it look like jigen sold the group out for a split second

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Luca. @wizzardsupreme.bsky.social · 2d

Anybody remember "It's ya boi tarantula dick 🕷🍆"? I miss those simpler times.

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 2d

"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini

flipinidaho @flipinidaho.bsky.social · 2d

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The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children

Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.

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Luca. @wizzardsupreme.bsky.social · 2d

Been out of the game for a little while, but heroes and villains are my jam.

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 2d

when you say "Albany" wrong once and just roll with it and then you're in too deep

kos data: 🇺🇸🇦🇱 NYC Mayor Eric Adams is traveling to Albania for an official visit, one week after dropping his reelection bid.

(Via: NBC New York)

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DRAK @drakoniques.itch.io · 8d

Oh potatoes and molasses! 🍂🎃

It’s that time of year again! Alongside your annual rewatch of OVER THE GARDEN WALL, you should watch BEYOND THE BROOK. It’s the Over the Garden Wall inspired TTRPG actual play I produced with some incredible talent.

Check it out!: youtube.com/playlist?lis...

A vignetted image of a dimly lit forest trail with a few rays of sunlight making it through the canopy in a painterly style. In the center stand 5 characters, a young White girl with ginger hair dressed up as a witch, a young adult person who seems to be made of orange and purple honey, a scruffy young adult with tanned skin and brown wolf ears and a tail, a grey translucent young kid who seems to be made of wind and smoke, and a Black young adult woman in a dress made of leaves and flowers with a fox laying by her side. On the right-hand side, cloaked in and made of shadow is The Fiend, watching the kids with glowing white eyes. The image reads “Beyond the Brook"

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Luca. @wizzardsupreme.bsky.social · 2d

Let him have some fun! He can't even be on set with the other actors, it's all spliced together in post.

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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 2d

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

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