Luca.
@wizzardsupreme.bsky.social
Writer, layabout, roleplayer
Nonbinary Italian manwhore (off the market)
They/He
Nonbinary Italian manwhore (off the market)
They/He
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Me: whos the kitter cat? whos the sweetest girl ive ever seen just the prettiest girl
My cat, to her followers: see this is the kinda simp shit im talking about
My cat, to her followers: see this is the kinda simp shit im talking about
July 5, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Me: whos the kitter cat? whos the sweetest girl ive ever seen just the prettiest girl
My cat, to her followers: see this is the kinda simp shit im talking about
My cat, to her followers: see this is the kinda simp shit im talking about
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whoever came up with the idea that the On Hold waiting music should be interrupted every 30 seconds by a pre-recorded human voice saying "We're so sorry! We're still busy with other callers! We'll get to you soon!" should be tried for war crimes
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
whoever came up with the idea that the On Hold waiting music should be interrupted every 30 seconds by a pre-recorded human voice saying "We're so sorry! We're still busy with other callers! We'll get to you soon!" should be tried for war crimes
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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Esnupi and the boys
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Esnupi and the boys
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you know it had to be done
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
you know it had to be done
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“Okay, remaster team, today is your greatest challenge yet—bring perhaps the single best TV show ever made into our glorious 4K world!”
“Wow, what an honor! Should we pay attention to details?”
“Nah.”
“Wow, what an honor! Should we pay attention to details?”
“Nah.”
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“Okay, remaster team, today is your greatest challenge yet—bring perhaps the single best TV show ever made into our glorious 4K world!”
“Wow, what an honor! Should we pay attention to details?”
“Nah.”
“Wow, what an honor! Should we pay attention to details?”
“Nah.”
3 things I loved about @magicariot.com's Full Bloom:
1) Every time the Sorceress Makula speaks I clap like a seal.
2) it got me interested in the process of composing a song
3) just when I was about to say 'this is a bit too cutesy' it hit me with the sweetest thing ever and got me back on board.
1) Every time the Sorceress Makula speaks I clap like a seal.
2) it got me interested in the process of composing a song
3) just when I was about to say 'this is a bit too cutesy' it hit me with the sweetest thing ever and got me back on board.
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
3 things I loved about @magicariot.com's Full Bloom:
1) Every time the Sorceress Makula speaks I clap like a seal.
2) it got me interested in the process of composing a song
3) just when I was about to say 'this is a bit too cutesy' it hit me with the sweetest thing ever and got me back on board.
1) Every time the Sorceress Makula speaks I clap like a seal.
2) it got me interested in the process of composing a song
3) just when I was about to say 'this is a bit too cutesy' it hit me with the sweetest thing ever and got me back on board.
Well, guess the fuckload of snow that fell last night is my sign to go get the holiday decorations and get the car's tires checked out.
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Well, guess the fuckload of snow that fell last night is my sign to go get the holiday decorations and get the car's tires checked out.
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It's like Scrooge McDuck famously says: you've gotta be nicer than the nicies and sweeter than the sweeties.
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It's like Scrooge McDuck famously says: you've gotta be nicer than the nicies and sweeter than the sweeties.
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genuinely incredible and amazing news
Clean electricity is officially growing fast enough in China that the level of fossil generation is falling, even as overall demand rises. They've gotten over the hump.
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
genuinely incredible and amazing news
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I saw someone on tumblr say that Galinda Upland is to lesbians what Kylo Ren is to straight women (as in a problematic white fave that feels designed in a lab to appeal to them) and I think they're so right
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I saw someone on tumblr say that Galinda Upland is to lesbians what Kylo Ren is to straight women (as in a problematic white fave that feels designed in a lab to appeal to them) and I think they're so right
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I heard there was a reggae song
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I heard there was a reggae song
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
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Welp, it's December! Time to break out the...
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Welp, it's December! Time to break out the...
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Forever.
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Forever.
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
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This is genocide. Explicitly. The first step in killing off a population is ensuring that they’re not allowed to engage in public life.
Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is genocide. Explicitly. The first step in killing off a population is ensuring that they’re not allowed to engage in public life.
Having one last meal at my favorite ramen place before it shuts down. Thanks, government.
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Having one last meal at my favorite ramen place before it shuts down. Thanks, government.
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
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Filmmaker @veradrew22.bsky.social enters the Pod Universe to pitch her own spin on Jurassic Park! However weird you’re expecting it to be, you won’t be disappointed.
Find the episode on YouTube, your favorite podcatcher, or thepoduniverse.com
Find the episode on YouTube, your favorite podcatcher, or thepoduniverse.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Filmmaker @veradrew22.bsky.social enters the Pod Universe to pitch her own spin on Jurassic Park! However weird you’re expecting it to be, you won’t be disappointed.
Find the episode on YouTube, your favorite podcatcher, or thepoduniverse.com
Find the episode on YouTube, your favorite podcatcher, or thepoduniverse.com
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Just thought the words "Orange mecha frappuccino" if someone wants to do something with them
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Just thought the words "Orange mecha frappuccino" if someone wants to do something with them
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If you are married to a US spouse, your temporary visa (usually for 3 months) will lapse before your case is processed. The government allowed you could stay in the US while awaiting case processing. Now the Trump admin is saying that is a visa overstay and arresting the spouses.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If you are married to a US spouse, your temporary visa (usually for 3 months) will lapse before your case is processed. The government allowed you could stay in the US while awaiting case processing. Now the Trump admin is saying that is a visa overstay and arresting the spouses.
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You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
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LAST DAY TO PRE-ORDER LAVENDER JACK VOLUME ONE! 330 pages of mystery and adventure for thirty slim American dollars, collecting the first season of our thrilling narrative. Link in the quoted post and in the thread below 🥂
Just showed up in the mail: a proof copy of @darkhorse.com's physical collection of LAVENDER JACK VOLUME 1! I sort of can't believe how good it looks. It's HEFTY, too. They tell me FOC is Monday so if you haven't preordered yet I highly encourage it: www.darkhorse.com/books/3016-7...
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
LAST DAY TO PRE-ORDER LAVENDER JACK VOLUME ONE! 330 pages of mystery and adventure for thirty slim American dollars, collecting the first season of our thrilling narrative. Link in the quoted post and in the thread below 🥂