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Sunday night treat: A new blog post!

This is a story about my last day on Earth.

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Long Dark Blues
I opened the curtains and the sun was shining. It was a beautiful day and nothing mattered anymore. They had hooked Grog up to the nukes!
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Every time I see this fucking logo, I all can think about is Kurt Vonnegut Jr’s drawing of a butthole.
February 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Consider checking out my shop @ www.storenvy.com/stores/11919...
We have lots of fun goodies from plush to hats. All sales in the month of February this year are going to come with a bonus sticker for every item in the order!
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Oh no. I am the lathe of heaven.
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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dreamed that scholars realized Macbeth’s “tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow” didn’t actually have that third ’tomorrow’ and it was all everyone could talk about
February 17, 2026 at 1:50 PM
This fucking episode!
February 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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You wouldn’t translate a car’s ハンドル as “handle”.
You wouldn’t translate a ハイタッチ as “high touch”.
So why would you translate 「」 as “”?

True facts: 99% of the time, you shouldn’t, and here’s why.
Translation theory thread!🧵👇
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 PM
My handle on this website is finally correct: @worksofgenius.org!
February 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Testing. Testing.
February 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Sunday night treat: A new blog post!

This is a story about my last day on Earth.

worksofgenius.org/2026/02/15/l...
Long Dark Blues
I opened the curtains and the sun was shining. It was a beautiful day and nothing mattered anymore. They had hooked Grog up to the nukes!
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February 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Sunday night treat: A new blog post!

This is a story about my last day on Earth.

worksofgenius.org/2026/02/15/l...
Long Dark Blues
I opened the curtains and the sun was shining. It was a beautiful day and nothing mattered anymore. They had hooked Grog up to the nukes!
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February 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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1973 on the Chuo Line. A group of mothers protesting railway company rules requiring passengers to fold pushchairs, and carry children inside the carriage. The rules weren't relaxed until 1998-9. www.asahi.com/and/m/articl...
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Mainichi has a translation of last month's piece on convenience store training of foreign staff. While the Japanese original is behind a paywall, the English version is free to read. mainichi.jp/english/arti...
Behind the scenes of Japan convenience store foreign staff training - The Mainichi
TOKYO -- Seven-Eleven Japan Co. has been conducting an
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February 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Fuck youuuu! 🤧
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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No matter what your Thoughts on the Breunigs are, this is necessary and well-done www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
This Is How a Child Dies of Measles
When your family becomes a data point in an outbreak
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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[rupaul voice] and they call…. me…. ISHMAEL
I'm crunching ice loud as hell and performatively reading Moby Dick in public
February 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Tokyo International Players’ production of Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons was really lovely.
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Letting "AI agents" roam should be illegal, and any harm they cause should cause fines high enough to bankrupt anyone.

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An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me
Summary: An AI agent of unknown ownership autonomously wrote and published a personalized hit piece about me after I rejected its code, attempting to damage my reputation and shame me into acceptin…
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February 13, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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oh my god??
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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And a very happy new marker day to you.
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The new markers came!

It’s the best of all possible worlds, baby!
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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I finally finished inking my hourlies from #HourlyComicsDay. Take a look on my website:
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Hourly Comics Day 2026
Why not share a snowy Sunday in Tokyo?
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February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM