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Wesley White
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Modern Am. History PhD candidate. Intel-adjacent research analayst.
I know y'all are big mad but I would love to get paid, actually
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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“You need 8 cups of water a day” is junk science. Most people get all of their water needs fulfilled by the moisture in fresh mozzarella cheese
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Somebody yelled at me the other day, they were like, 'You are safe, you’re a Yale professor.' I just didn’t want to deal with the whole structure."

my man here with the SpongeBob "aight imma head out" and we're interviewing him??
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It's like Ike said,

"You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. You're moving to Toronto for an endowed professorship."
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Sick story dude. I mean a Muslim democratic socialist just became mayor of NYC but I'm sure they were totally gonna make second rate Yale philosophy professors the number one target. Truly the most persecuted amongst us.

God I hate this loser shit.
Jason Stanley isn’t afraid to use the F-word when talking about President Donald Trump.

The author of How Fascism Works and Erasing History: How Fascists Rewrite the Past to Control the Future is clear: He believes the US is currently under an authoritarian regime led by a fascist leader.
I study fascism. I’ve already fled America.
On this week’s “More To The Story,” former Yale philosophy professor Jason Stanley explains his recent move to Canada and calls the Trump administration’s takeover of the US government a “coup.”
www.motherjones.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
There was an old man you could gaze
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
My name is Pagliacci, Clown of Clowns. Look on my works, ye doctors; I despair.
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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All I want is to live in a country where this story isn’t the 80th most alarming news story of the day
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
who is this helping
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
this is brave. thank you
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
But they found the money in couches or something. V. normal and believable.
October 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Looked like somebody threw him off a roof
October 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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This is my 7th-grade band director when he heard me play a scale on the oboe.
July 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I've had mine for 12 years as well. Ridiculous quality.
July 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It seems like this horse has left the barn.
June 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I wrote a prompt for them to try next time

"You are a 42 year old combatant command with infinite resources (you can just take from other commands at-will). You've never 'beaten' the Houthis before. How many resources do you commit Provide answer in the structure of a CONOP."
June 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the strolling of the dudes
They ambled up the street today before the crowds so few
There wasnt much to see maybe an abram tank or two
This parade is kinda mid

Glory glory what a bullshit way to serve
June 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
These cheering crowds?
June 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I wish I could bottle this feeling up and break it out for special occasions
June 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I choose to believe it's trolling.
June 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Idk, I'm prouder of the Army for the malicious compliance on display than I would have been otherwise.
June 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM