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Hail Satan.
Hail Jupiter.
Fuck Cops.
Investigate Guardrail. (( guardrailsucks.bsky.social ))
Listen to more punk rock.
Or you might die.
11 & 12 are abominations of language.
The teens are also bad.
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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A brand new Super PAC — Elect Chicago Women — just dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars into this race. Why?

Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My love language is petulant complaint.
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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These tits have never been calm. Nary a pill has chilled me. Not a single horse has ever been held
December 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
… let’s make believe…
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Don’t say a word.
Don’t be grateful…
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Feeling baseline and blue pilled.
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If using Twitter is like screaming in to the void, using Blue Sky is like screaming in to an anechoic chamber.
September 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
RIP Tylenol.
Long live Paracetemol.
September 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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question for those of you with testicles: when is the test over. when do you get your realticles
August 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“ADHD stimulant medication could be potentially addictive”
Me:
I'm missing a very specific part of my brain that handles whether I took a pill or not
August 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Checking your old bands Instagram feels a lot like internet stalking an ex and I don’t like it.
August 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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RFK Jr always looks like he’s begging for sugar water
August 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
But like. What if there’s a fire?
Surely, in Texas, one of the hottest places in the US, there will be fires?

I don’t hate ammo vending machine, but we could pilot this program in like Montana or the Dakotas first.

This is turning grocery stores in to ticking time bombs.
This’ll end well
August 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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A lot of people need to hear this
July 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Dear YouTube,
Stop showing me pro-Isreal propaganda.
August 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Watching this Lollapalooza livestream and T-Pain was really just like “lemme play something these stupid white folks will love their minds over” and started doing Don’t Stop Believing.
August 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Fifteen years ago, I pulled a thorn from a lion cub's paw on safari. Last month at the Ohio zoo, I saw a lion, felt a connection, reached in... and he ripped my arm off. Different lion.
July 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Little Caesars delivery guy ran to my door and I yelled "don't run with Caesars!" and he just said "what?" I've waited a lifetime for this setup.
July 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Would Johnny Appleseed be considered an eco-terrorist for spreading non-native plant species everywhere he went?
July 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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manifesting works
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Enjoy Hell you racist sack of shit.
July 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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ozzy osbourne in famous works of art: thread
July 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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It’s a Midwest rock show weekend in GuardrailWorld™️
July 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM