Chad
@yaboypnut.bsky.social
This is a Scott Walker fan account
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CHOTINER: but I thought you were already reading a book.
ME: that one is fiction. you can read novels and personal essays at the same time, it's different parts of the brain.
CHOTINER: and the book of poetry?
ME: right, different part.
CHOTINER: and you're progressing on all of them?
ME: listen
ME: that one is fiction. you can read novels and personal essays at the same time, it's different parts of the brain.
CHOTINER: and the book of poetry?
ME: right, different part.
CHOTINER: and you're progressing on all of them?
ME: listen
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
CHOTINER: but I thought you were already reading a book.
ME: that one is fiction. you can read novels and personal essays at the same time, it's different parts of the brain.
CHOTINER: and the book of poetry?
ME: right, different part.
CHOTINER: and you're progressing on all of them?
ME: listen
ME: that one is fiction. you can read novels and personal essays at the same time, it's different parts of the brain.
CHOTINER: and the book of poetry?
ME: right, different part.
CHOTINER: and you're progressing on all of them?
ME: listen
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FIN [if I saw this live I would explode]
September 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
FIN [if I saw this live I would explode]
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Overheard in New England: “yeah I’m banned from Subway, but I’ve been back a couple times”
July 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Overheard in New England: “yeah I’m banned from Subway, but I’ve been back a couple times”
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I heard one of the guys in the Dave Brubeck Quartet tried to get different glasses than the black horn rims they agreed on one time DB slapped him until he passed out. Dave used to call getting one of his open hand beatdowns "taking five" and that's how they came up with that song.
June 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I heard one of the guys in the Dave Brubeck Quartet tried to get different glasses than the black horn rims they agreed on one time DB slapped him until he passed out. Dave used to call getting one of his open hand beatdowns "taking five" and that's how they came up with that song.
My AC is too hot and my grill is too cold. This summer is no fun
June 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My AC is too hot and my grill is too cold. This summer is no fun
It’s a shame John Hawkes never got to play Rick Danko
June 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s a shame John Hawkes never got to play Rick Danko
This is what every other episode of Life Kit feels like
June 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This is what every other episode of Life Kit feels like
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A classic Pittsburgh Pastime
Looking at guys trying to parallel park and shaking my head to let them know they are never getting in that spot
June 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A classic Pittsburgh Pastime
If I commit Seppuku on the clock and a coworker acts as my second, do I qualify for workers comp
June 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If I commit Seppuku on the clock and a coworker acts as my second, do I qualify for workers comp
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The masculine urge to get really into smoking cigarettes at a cafe while in France
May 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The masculine urge to get really into smoking cigarettes at a cafe while in France
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I love dating apps when you scroll through them joylessly for so long you begin to ask yourself "do I just not like people?"
May 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love dating apps when you scroll through them joylessly for so long you begin to ask yourself "do I just not like people?"
The absolute funniest outcome would be Dallas trading back
May 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The absolute funniest outcome would be Dallas trading back
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I saw video of one cardinal walking into the Vatican with his own ping pong paddle, those guys are just fucking around in there.
May 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I saw video of one cardinal walking into the Vatican with his own ping pong paddle, those guys are just fucking around in there.
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Gregg Popovich: "I'm no longer a coach. I'm El Jefe." 😂
May 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Gregg Popovich: "I'm no longer a coach. I'm El Jefe." 😂
Yeah but once the city lets us dredge the river it’ll be fine and the ships will come rolling in
“Shipping ports are empty across the United States. Nothing is coming in. Businesses have cancelled the remainder of their 2025 orders.”
(h/t FreightWaves)
(h/t FreightWaves)
May 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Yeah but once the city lets us dredge the river it’ll be fine and the ships will come rolling in
When Les McCann goes “GODDAMNIT” on “Compared to What”
April 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
When Les McCann goes “GODDAMNIT” on “Compared to What”
Bryan gets it, folks
Couple of things going on with me now. I’m becoming a fragrance guy and a linen pants guy
April 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Bryan gets it, folks
I’m convinced this is why people on Feeld are so loud about how progressive they are, because so many goddaamn swingers are republicans
April 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m convinced this is why people on Feeld are so loud about how progressive they are, because so many goddaamn swingers are republicans
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Aspire to the boldness and fury of a baseball player pointing to the heavens above, taunting Almighty God with impunity before walloping a fat fucking dinger directly into his smirking face.
February 22, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Aspire to the boldness and fury of a baseball player pointing to the heavens above, taunting Almighty God with impunity before walloping a fat fucking dinger directly into his smirking face.
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I used to select Dem primary candidates based on policy.
Now I will aggressively try to destroy any Dem who says "we need to look forward not backward" and fervently support anyone who says "I will see these motherfuckers prosecuted and jailed if it's the last thing I do."
Now I will aggressively try to destroy any Dem who says "we need to look forward not backward" and fervently support anyone who says "I will see these motherfuckers prosecuted and jailed if it's the last thing I do."
April 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I used to select Dem primary candidates based on policy.
Now I will aggressively try to destroy any Dem who says "we need to look forward not backward" and fervently support anyone who says "I will see these motherfuckers prosecuted and jailed if it's the last thing I do."
Now I will aggressively try to destroy any Dem who says "we need to look forward not backward" and fervently support anyone who says "I will see these motherfuckers prosecuted and jailed if it's the last thing I do."
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this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me
April 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me