Charlie Lizardbreath
@yarnycharlie.bsky.social
The {gender} avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote. (Non-binary, He/him 🏳️⚧️)
AuDHD (and user of alt text). Stoner. Polyamorous and androsexual. Art and photography in a vibes way.
AuDHD (and user of alt text). Stoner. Polyamorous and androsexual. Art and photography in a vibes way.
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I can't fix anything. I can keep existing as a trans person who cares about other people, even the ones that hate me. And make art. Even when it's just noticing that light is pretty and showing you.
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And the heart is made of DIAMONDS because why not no one knows what's down there...
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
And the heart is made of DIAMONDS because why not no one knows what's down there...
What if I wrote a gay kink erotic novel based on the plot of The Core. The core of the earth is a metaphor for a touch-starved man's heart and we are going go on a fantastical voyage in an unobtamium dildo ship.
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What if I wrote a gay kink erotic novel based on the plot of The Core. The core of the earth is a metaphor for a touch-starved man's heart and we are going go on a fantastical voyage in an unobtamium dildo ship.
Some more cactus texture photos. My partner commented that so many of these became alien in the lighting.
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Some more cactus texture photos. My partner commented that so many of these became alien in the lighting.
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this is my minimum requirement of a dating profile
anyways, who else up getting put on more watchlists?
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
this is my minimum requirement of a dating profile
Spooky vibes at the botanical gardens tonight
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Spooky vibes at the botanical gardens tonight
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They want to call gender-affirming care "sex-rejecting procedures"? Fine. I rejected my sex. I emigrated from maleness. I'm an apostate from the Church of Biological Destiny. Anyone who doesn't like it is cordially invited to go jack off to their own misguided sense of moral certitude.
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
They want to call gender-affirming care "sex-rejecting procedures"? Fine. I rejected my sex. I emigrated from maleness. I'm an apostate from the Church of Biological Destiny. Anyone who doesn't like it is cordially invited to go jack off to their own misguided sense of moral certitude.
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All women are biological women.
Unless they're mechanical women, I guess.
That would be cool, though.
No, your AI girlfriend does not count as a mechanical woman. Because it is not a woman.
Trans women are, obviously, biological women. Because, again, not mechanical.
Unless they're mechanical women, I guess.
That would be cool, though.
No, your AI girlfriend does not count as a mechanical woman. Because it is not a woman.
Trans women are, obviously, biological women. Because, again, not mechanical.
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
All women are biological women.
Unless they're mechanical women, I guess.
That would be cool, though.
No, your AI girlfriend does not count as a mechanical woman. Because it is not a woman.
Trans women are, obviously, biological women. Because, again, not mechanical.
Unless they're mechanical women, I guess.
That would be cool, though.
No, your AI girlfriend does not count as a mechanical woman. Because it is not a woman.
Trans women are, obviously, biological women. Because, again, not mechanical.
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I would like to see the day when Republican euphemisms like “pro family” and “pro life” treated like the sick jokes they’ve always been.
"At just 2 weeks old, Feleena Owens was struggling to breathe.
The newborn was coughing so badly, her skin turned a sickly gray-blue color. Her face contorted as she tried to gulp air. 'I think the longest she would stop breathing was about 10, 11 seconds,' said her mother."
The newborn was coughing so badly, her skin turned a sickly gray-blue color. Her face contorted as she tried to gulp air. 'I think the longest she would stop breathing was about 10, 11 seconds,' said her mother."
Whooping cough cases soar as vaccination rates drop
In an NBC News data investigation of 31 states, about 70% of counties and jurisdictions fell below the target vaccination rate needed for community protection.
www.nbcnews.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I would like to see the day when Republican euphemisms like “pro family” and “pro life” treated like the sick jokes they’ve always been.
Should I anonymously contribute the signed Bills pipe I won in the free basket raffle at my weed shop into my company white elephant tomorrow?*
*Please, some Bills fan, take this thing off my hands¹ 🙏
¹no I don't know who it's signed by
*Please, some Bills fan, take this thing off my hands¹ 🙏
¹no I don't know who it's signed by
December 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Should I anonymously contribute the signed Bills pipe I won in the free basket raffle at my weed shop into my company white elephant tomorrow?*
*Please, some Bills fan, take this thing off my hands¹ 🙏
¹no I don't know who it's signed by
*Please, some Bills fan, take this thing off my hands¹ 🙏
¹no I don't know who it's signed by
My spouse (a sex educator) wrote a much more measured response than the one I had in my head and heart.
Just got a letter outlining what the puberty lesson for my kid will outline and it uses a disgusting amount of "biologically male" and "biologically female" terminology. 🤮
So I guess we get to sit down and do reminder to our genderqueer child that their body and gender are their own.
So I guess we get to sit down and do reminder to our genderqueer child that their body and gender are their own.
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My spouse (a sex educator) wrote a much more measured response than the one I had in my head and heart.
Just got a letter outlining what the puberty lesson for my kid will outline and it uses a disgusting amount of "biologically male" and "biologically female" terminology. 🤮
So I guess we get to sit down and do reminder to our genderqueer child that their body and gender are their own.
So I guess we get to sit down and do reminder to our genderqueer child that their body and gender are their own.
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just got a letter outlining what the puberty lesson for my kid will outline and it uses a disgusting amount of "biologically male" and "biologically female" terminology. 🤮
So I guess we get to sit down and do reminder to our genderqueer child that their body and gender are their own.
So I guess we get to sit down and do reminder to our genderqueer child that their body and gender are their own.
Squirrels in Buffalo are fluffy and round, but something I miss about Austin is squirrels splooting when they're hot
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Squirrels in Buffalo are fluffy and round, but something I miss about Austin is squirrels splooting when they're hot
No, Excel, I don't want to talk to an LLM about my spreadsheet. Your autofill can't figure out that of the three cells in the formula, only one of them needs to change even though I gave it several hand done examples to make a pattern from. 😕
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
No, Excel, I don't want to talk to an LLM about my spreadsheet. Your autofill can't figure out that of the three cells in the formula, only one of them needs to change even though I gave it several hand done examples to make a pattern from. 😕
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
A happy just-took-the-warm-spot barely-out-of-reach cat
December 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A happy just-took-the-warm-spot barely-out-of-reach cat
I don't like Christmas. I have no sentimental attachment to it. I like getting a day off. I hate the effort. I hate Christmas music (essssspecially the quirky takes on classics). It's stressful and overstimulating. Can't wait for it to be over.
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I don't like Christmas. I have no sentimental attachment to it. I like getting a day off. I hate the effort. I hate Christmas music (essssspecially the quirky takes on classics). It's stressful and overstimulating. Can't wait for it to be over.
Tonight I had enough executive function leprechaun coins to get the driveway shoveled!
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Tonight I had enough executive function leprechaun coins to get the driveway shoveled!
I don't want to manage anyone but myself 😖 I don't want to develop the skills. I don't want to develop their skills. I just want to make enough money to take local hotties to the pinball joint and sip a Bahama Mama while they tell me about their hobbies and complications.
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I don't want to manage anyone but myself 😖 I don't want to develop the skills. I don't want to develop their skills. I just want to make enough money to take local hotties to the pinball joint and sip a Bahama Mama while they tell me about their hobbies and complications.
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when the work training module starts with "together, we are going on a journey"
a little girl is laying on an office chair
Alt: a little girl is laying on an office chair
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
when the work training module starts with "together, we are going on a journey"
I stayed up too late last night and I missed the napping window.
December 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I stayed up too late last night and I missed the napping window.
I wish all this back acne came with the cute back hair wings that a lot of dudes get
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I wish all this back acne came with the cute back hair wings that a lot of dudes get
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Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry
The child, my partner, and I did some snow painting with squeezy/spray bottles and food coloring ☃️
December 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The child, my partner, and I did some snow painting with squeezy/spray bottles and food coloring ☃️
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computer…. enhance 🧐
December 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
computer…. enhance 🧐