lord of the slimes
@xrae.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ metal dude | l e f t | slime creature | nb asexual | they/he.
🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
working on an idea (fingies for scale)
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 AM
working on an idea (fingies for scale)
people like to joke or even condescend to others about posting being praxis, but at the same time dangerously dumb people have posted and podcasted their way into running the entire country and economy so i guess what im saying is post harder everybody
“The convergence of influencer culture and venture capital is part of a broader shift reshaping America’s institutions.”
Jake Paul may have gotten his jaw broken on Netflix, but he and his $65 million fortune are laughing their way into Silicon Valley boardrooms | Fortune
“We’re going to do amazing things in 2026,” said Steve Han, a partner at Paul's Anti Fund, told Fortune. “And then hopefully we'll show it over YouTube.”
fortune.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
people like to joke or even condescend to others about posting being praxis, but at the same time dangerously dumb people have posted and podcasted their way into running the entire country and economy so i guess what im saying is post harder everybody
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*drifts off into a companionable silence that lasts the rest of our lives*
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
*drifts off into a companionable silence that lasts the rest of our lives*
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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i have a ritual with the cats where every morning before i leave for work i have them come to the door to send me off and give them pets. i have to trick squid into doing it but when i grab my keys, ham gets into position and closes his eyes and lifts his head up for pets and it’s so fuckin cute.
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
i have a ritual with the cats where every morning before i leave for work i have them come to the door to send me off and give them pets. i have to trick squid into doing it but when i grab my keys, ham gets into position and closes his eyes and lifts his head up for pets and it’s so fuckin cute.
a starter pack is for when you first get into smoking cigarettes
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
a starter pack is for when you first get into smoking cigarettes
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![ds9’s major kira sitting weirdly in a captains chair staring dead ahead with caption [relaxes stressfully]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jn2c6bcr5rcwlmfcfn5k37sm/bafkreicrizomsgrtj6ckb7jizp77jlrbjpdx2hvb7oaycpxlywr2s5nire@jpeg)
i bet the little caesar’s detroit pizza tastes like plastic and i want one so bad
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
i bet the little caesar’s detroit pizza tastes like plastic and i want one so bad
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I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
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Because it needs to be said aloud:
This is white supremacy in action.
Because it’s not just collapsing together gender studies and ethnic studies.
It’s collapsing together Asian, Black, and Latino studies. It flattens these into a single *thing* that is defined by its nonwhiteness.
This is white supremacy in action.
Because it’s not just collapsing together gender studies and ethnic studies.
It’s collapsing together Asian, Black, and Latino studies. It flattens these into a single *thing* that is defined by its nonwhiteness.
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Because it needs to be said aloud:
This is white supremacy in action.
Because it’s not just collapsing together gender studies and ethnic studies.
It’s collapsing together Asian, Black, and Latino studies. It flattens these into a single *thing* that is defined by its nonwhiteness.
This is white supremacy in action.
Because it’s not just collapsing together gender studies and ethnic studies.
It’s collapsing together Asian, Black, and Latino studies. It flattens these into a single *thing* that is defined by its nonwhiteness.
this makes most people cooler but he fucked it up
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
this makes most people cooler but he fucked it up
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this, gentle followers, is a hooded oriole. which is a mexico/southwestern US kind of bird.
he is extremely NOT supposed to be in portland oregon and he is causing quite a stir.
paid him a visit today at his favorite nectar feeder in someone’s yard
he is extremely NOT supposed to be in portland oregon and he is causing quite a stir.
paid him a visit today at his favorite nectar feeder in someone’s yard
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
this, gentle followers, is a hooded oriole. which is a mexico/southwestern US kind of bird.
he is extremely NOT supposed to be in portland oregon and he is causing quite a stir.
paid him a visit today at his favorite nectar feeder in someone’s yard
he is extremely NOT supposed to be in portland oregon and he is causing quite a stir.
paid him a visit today at his favorite nectar feeder in someone’s yard
i really can’t understand what’s in it for them to alienate big pharma unless this is just part of the covid revenge plan
This is troubling for multiple reasons, but one big one is companies won’t want to invest in R&D and clinical trials if they don’t think they can get a fair regulatory review—which is at the end of a long and extremely expensive process.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/h...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/h...
F.D.A. Refuses to Review Moderna Flu Vaccine
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
i really can’t understand what’s in it for them to alienate big pharma unless this is just part of the covid revenge plan
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This is troubling for multiple reasons, but one big one is companies won’t want to invest in R&D and clinical trials if they don’t think they can get a fair regulatory review—which is at the end of a long and extremely expensive process.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/h...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/h...
F.D.A. Refuses to Review Moderna Flu Vaccine
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
This is troubling for multiple reasons, but one big one is companies won’t want to invest in R&D and clinical trials if they don’t think they can get a fair regulatory review—which is at the end of a long and extremely expensive process.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/h...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/h...
when i was a kid, i only ate 1 and 4. if it was hard to tell by shape, i would pinch them a little and tell by touch. my dad recently reminded me of how weird this was.
February 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
when i was a kid, i only ate 1 and 4. if it was hard to tell by shape, i would pinch them a little and tell by touch. my dad recently reminded me of how weird this was.
i don’t even know where i’m going with this rectangle but it feels nice to hold
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
i don’t even know where i’m going with this rectangle but it feels nice to hold
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There have been 4 times as many measles cases in the last few weeks than the country usually sees in an entire year.
Dr. Oz is complicit. www.pbs.org/newshour/hea...
Dr. Oz is complicit. www.pbs.org/newshour/hea...
Dr. Mehmet Oz urges public to take the measles vaccine as U.S. cases rise | PBS News
“Take the vaccine, please,” said Dr. Mehmet Oz, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services administrator. “We have a solution for our problem.”
www.pbs.org
February 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
There have been 4 times as many measles cases in the last few weeks than the country usually sees in an entire year.
Dr. Oz is complicit. www.pbs.org/newshour/hea...
Dr. Oz is complicit. www.pbs.org/newshour/hea...
let’s let him cook, we need more oceangate scenarios
February 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
let’s let him cook, we need more oceangate scenarios
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Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
ricky martin looks hotter than he’s ever looked
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 AM
ricky martin looks hotter than he’s ever looked
lmao oh my god mike tyson maha commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
lmao oh my god mike tyson maha commercial