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Back in PAWG form. Hyena who’s good at computer and physics. FPGAy girl
Pinned
Grillpilled as of 1/18/2025 🏳️‍⚧️
It’s giving
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Now that’s what I call a weird little guy (complimentary)
this has become a very important video to me
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The last pope after meeting JD Vance
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Oh shit they finally came up with a socially beneficial use case
ChatGPT gladly shoots a YouTuber, overriding safety protocols with minimal manipulation - gamepressure.com
The YouTube channel InsideAI tested ChatGPT's limits with a BB gun, and all it took was a straightforward trick to get the AI to pull the trigger.
www.gamepressure.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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me grabbing one of my slutty little chains to finish off a fit
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
World Cup organization is gonna be feeding international players to ICE like cats to coyotes.
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Gooning in Memphis
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
She lockout my tagout til I’m OSHA compliant
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Hawk tuah man
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Big rock
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Why are Bluesky people like this?
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Journalists who chase the rush of feeling like they’re engaging in “naughty” heterodox behavior will be the death of civilization.
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I think if you are somehow capable of falling in love with RFK Jr both physically and emotionally you should be sent to a supermax prison for the rest of your life
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Shot + chaser
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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is america ready for a Fedposting President
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Strange telephone.
April 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Was just reminded of this tremendous Wikipedia page

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umarell...
Umarell - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM