Chris
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Chris
@yellowferret.bsky.social
I swear at birds.
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uh oh
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Thank you to all the online retailers who use Royal Mail (really), and a million curses on those making the festive season miserable by sending us carnage via UPS and Evri (also really). #merryfuckingchristmas
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I have granted the following urgent question in the @houseofcommons.parliament.uk today.

From Matt Western MP to ask Darren Jones MP, Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, if he will make a statement on the United States’s National Security Strategy...
(1/2)
The House of Commons sits from 9.30am today.

The #OrderPaper is published each sitting day and lists the business of the House.
December 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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On this day in 1942, a 9 year old German Jewish girl, who had fled to the Netherlands with her family, arrived at Monowitz with her parents and brother (7) where she was murdered. Her name was Marion Lindenfeld

Please support @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Big Jim showing all the tact and bedside manner of the accountant that he is on today's briefing. #nhse
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Spurs capitulating to opposition bigotry like this is shameful.
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Significant news, Copenhagen Airport while it's sticking to the idea there must have been a drone (airports simply won't accept liability for mistakes) they have now conceded there was no malicious drone, no Russians or whatever.

www.dr.dk/nyheder/indl...
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
All the Wiltshire winter birds this weekend but happiest to have bumped into Great Bustard, Golden Plovers, and best of the lot, a male Hen Harrier. Bad photos of great #birds all on one day.
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Using simple observation, a Japanese spy in Pearl Harbor collected crucial information. His full story, however, remains hidden.
In plain sight: The Pearl Harbor spy
Using simple observation, a Japanese spy in Pearl Harbor collected crucial information. His full story, however, remains hidden.
www.militarytimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Is this one of those times when people should have clarified whether they meant Rio the place, or Rio the person?
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can we just get AI to do this next time? #fifawc #rio
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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USE HEADPHONES FOR FUCK SAKE YOU SAVAGES
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It might help, give it a go.. I've just emailed my MP to tell them what nature means to me and that I want it to stay protected. Will you take action too?
action.rspb.org.uk/page/180990/...
Tell the UK Government they must do better for nature!
I've just emailed my MP to tell them what nature means to me and that I want it to stay protected. Will you take action too?
action.rspb.org.uk
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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I’ve brought back the ‘80s BASIC type-in mag, but for HTML!
It’s a glossy, professionally-illustrated thing with 10 genuinely interesting programs, great gift for computer nerds (but you don’t need any coding experience)
vole.wtf/doctype/
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Lucia from Sussex is why we need to tax these people off the road. My Focus has got about 100L more boot space than her precious Lexus SUV. I could get at least one her many children and her trumpet in there. #chelseatractor #wankpanzer www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Carspreading’ is on the rise - not everyone is happy
In the UK and across Europe, cars are becoming longer, wider and heavier.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
DHL to Chris 'We're bringing you a thing today, yes really, today. By the end of today-a thing, that you've been waiting for and we have-today. So do NOT leave the house. Today.'

Chris uses link given by DHL...

'Your thing that we have left Belfast at 18:34hrs. Today'.

#dhl #twats
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Building a database of 290,000 English medieval soldiers – here’s what it reveals. It allows historians to demonstrate that, unlike today where the armed forces specialise, the medieval soldier would have served repeatedly across different theatres of war. theconversation.com/we-built-a-d...
We built a database of 290,000 English medieval soldiers – here’s what it reveals
We created the database in order to challenge assumptions about the lack of professionalism of everyday soldiers.
theconversation.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Country's gone to the dogs. These people don't deserve to live here. They probably hate Battle of the Bulge as well. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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If you see this post you have been assimilated by the Borg. Your Bluesky timeline will adapt to service us. Repost to further the reach of the collective
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Today's challenge, reluctantly accepted. #box #puzzle
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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zoom in to see how happy tbh
When you are smiling because you know you found just the right stick for the nest and your partner will be SO happy!

#LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Got my army pension today. So if there's a fight, you lot are all on your own. #notin
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM