Lynwood Dunseith
@yossarianlives.bsky.social
Washington Capitals fan. #ALLCAPS. PWHL stan account. One level above "stan account" Chappell Roan account. Same with Sierra Hull. Adult beverage enjoyer. Total lowlife.
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So if ICE asserts your RealID, your birth certificate, and contemporaneous hospital records matching the birth certificate (which this family has now provided) are all fake, what, pray tell us Brett, are you supposed to do?
ICE is refusing to release a US citizen despite extensive documentation of her citizenship. Presented with her birth certificate, they called it a fake and transferred her from Maryland to Louisiana. www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
Trump Administration Says Maryland Woman's Birth Certificate Is Fake In Dystopian Move
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE won’t release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
So if ICE asserts your RealID, your birth certificate, and contemporaneous hospital records matching the birth certificate (which this family has now provided) are all fake, what, pray tell us Brett, are you supposed to do?
We have season tkts to Houston Ballet but it's been awhile since we saw Nutcracker–until last night. What a spectacle! Go see if you need some beauty in your life.
If you go the evening of 12/22 or 12/27 you'll see newly promoted Principal Dancer Tyler Donatelli as the SPF. She's amazing! #Houston
If you go the evening of 12/22 or 12/27 you'll see newly promoted Principal Dancer Tyler Donatelli as the SPF. She's amazing! #Houston
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
We have season tkts to Houston Ballet but it's been awhile since we saw Nutcracker–until last night. What a spectacle! Go see if you need some beauty in your life.
If you go the evening of 12/22 or 12/27 you'll see newly promoted Principal Dancer Tyler Donatelli as the SPF. She's amazing! #Houston
If you go the evening of 12/22 or 12/27 you'll see newly promoted Principal Dancer Tyler Donatelli as the SPF. She's amazing! #Houston
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1. Incomplete applications often don't get reviewed. 🤷🏻♀️ 2. Why couldn't he get a job in 2020, year of the pandemic & economic collapse & most job lines being pulled. It's a mystery.
Another incredible case of white racial grievance about the academic job market.
He reveals at the end that he wouldn’t provide the necessary application materials!
He reveals at the end that he wouldn’t provide the necessary application materials!
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
1. Incomplete applications often don't get reviewed. 🤷🏻♀️ 2. Why couldn't he get a job in 2020, year of the pandemic & economic collapse & most job lines being pulled. It's a mystery.
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When you have a perfectly good still working plan:
Grab all the money
Lie lie lie
... adding
Protect Child Rape
seems out of place with the original plan, and oddly specific.
It's almost as if they suddenly found an urgent need to protect a child rapist that has been enabling their schemes.
Grab all the money
Lie lie lie
... adding
Protect Child Rape
seems out of place with the original plan, and oddly specific.
It's almost as if they suddenly found an urgent need to protect a child rapist that has been enabling their schemes.
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
When you have a perfectly good still working plan:
Grab all the money
Lie lie lie
... adding
Protect Child Rape
seems out of place with the original plan, and oddly specific.
It's almost as if they suddenly found an urgent need to protect a child rapist that has been enabling their schemes.
Grab all the money
Lie lie lie
... adding
Protect Child Rape
seems out of place with the original plan, and oddly specific.
It's almost as if they suddenly found an urgent need to protect a child rapist that has been enabling their schemes.
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
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But this report may understate inflation a bit.
Here's why: Usually the BLS collects prices all through November. But the shutdown kept it closed for the first half of November.
So more prices than usual were collected in the middle of "Black Friday" sales.
Here's why: Usually the BLS collects prices all through November. But the shutdown kept it closed for the first half of November.
So more prices than usual were collected in the middle of "Black Friday" sales.
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
But this report may understate inflation a bit.
Here's why: Usually the BLS collects prices all through November. But the shutdown kept it closed for the first half of November.
So more prices than usual were collected in the middle of "Black Friday" sales.
Here's why: Usually the BLS collects prices all through November. But the shutdown kept it closed for the first half of November.
So more prices than usual were collected in the middle of "Black Friday" sales.
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If you hate the shingles vaccine, I can’t begin to tell you how much more you’re gonna hate shingles.
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If you hate the shingles vaccine, I can’t begin to tell you how much more you’re gonna hate shingles.
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The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
Toughest of days today. We had to say goodbye to two of our dogs, Ellie and Lucy. They both had chronic conditions and it was just time. 💔 1/12
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Toughest of days today. We had to say goodbye to two of our dogs, Ellie and Lucy. They both had chronic conditions and it was just time. 💔 1/12
Me when it happens
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Me when it happens
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Truly absurd how sweet this absolute unit is. He’s like a real live teddy bear of a cat! Loves full on hugs more than anything.
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Truly absurd how sweet this absolute unit is. He’s like a real live teddy bear of a cat! Loves full on hugs more than anything.
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Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
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One fruit seller with more courage than ten entire Uvalde police forces put together.
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
One fruit seller with more courage than ten entire Uvalde police forces put together.
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A good guy without a gun stopped a bad guy with a gun
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A good guy without a gun stopped a bad guy with a gun
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7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
No offense to the players going the other way, but, who dat?
Caps probably lucked out here.
Caps probably lucked out here.
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
No offense to the players going the other way, but, who dat?
Caps probably lucked out here.
Caps probably lucked out here.
Do this. You won't regret. ❤️
Hi! Buy anything from my etsy shop now through the 15th and say you are from Bluesky and I’ll send you a FREE surprise handmade ceramic necklace. Probably something cool and sciencey like a neuron or a molecule! If you don’t like necklaces hang it on your tree or in your car. Surly.etsy.com
#sciart
#sciart
December 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Do this. You won't regret. ❤️
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
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I’m not reading all that, Ryan. I’m happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened.
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m not reading all that, Ryan. I’m happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened.
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Usually you've got to buy somebody at least two Amstel Lights to get them to eat your ass out like this.
Lutnick on the $1 million Trump Gold Card: "It's a gift to the United States of America to help America be great again under Donald Trump."
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Usually you've got to buy somebody at least two Amstel Lights to get them to eat your ass out like this.
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More than that, his crew threatened to open fire on the murderers. He rescued civilians, returned to base to refuel, flew back, and rescued more civilians. Then he denounced the crimes to his HQ.
For all this he received death-threats throughout his life.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Th....
For all this he received death-threats throughout his life.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Th....
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
More than that, his crew threatened to open fire on the murderers. He rescued civilians, returned to base to refuel, flew back, and rescued more civilians. Then he denounced the crimes to his HQ.
For all this he received death-threats throughout his life.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Th....
For all this he received death-threats throughout his life.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Th....