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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · Nov 26

What is that?
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How do you describe it
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What does it do
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Its also an 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛

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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 2h

I think God just is mad at Philadelphia today

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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 2h

You just got 𝑺𝒌𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒃𝒐'𝒅

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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · Feb 1

Long ago in someplace far away
I, mr snrub, the shapeshifting master of darkness, blocked out the sun itself! But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.

...Smithers, who is that foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword?

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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 3h

Cant cart the Dart

Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 3h

Rights or something

Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 3h

Why is he always perfect

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · 8h

good wholesome coyote fun

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mjc0961 @mjc0961.bsky.social · 12h

Ban those too. Or at least make them require a commercial license and registration. If they're going to loophole through CAFE by being "light trucks" then they and their drivers should be treated as such.

Can't get your commercial license for your RAM 6900? Too bad, go buy a Camry.

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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 13h

Thing is there are stock vehicles that come with 24 inch tires and a big boy drivers seat as high up as a sprinter van.

RAM pickups come to mind first, because they seem to be designed to be menacing.

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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 13h

Totally makes up for his mom being a virgin

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 13h

If we're talking about the greatest living lyricists, it's worth remembering that Wu-Tang Clan's discography uses a larger vocabulary than Shakespeare, so GZA has to be on that list.

www.pbs.org/newshour/art...

Shakespeare loses to the Wu-Tang Clan in vocabulary duel

“To be, or not to be” could have been the perfect start to a rap song. Some have even called Shakespeare the original rapper, his use of iambic pentameter the first dropped beat. So, it seems fitting...

www.pbs.org

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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 13h

This is also good!

Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 13h

Gay space communism will get you my vote.

Explicit Emasculation as policy is what will get my donation.

Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 13h

Requiring a special drivers license for vehicles over not just a certain weight, but a certain wheel size.

Special big birthday boymobile pickup trucks are getting nauseating. Hell even pulling out of a parking space with them blocking the side view is hazardous.

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 1d

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 14h

Yote!

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14h

Wolf being absolutely destroyed in Jeopardy by Andy Richter

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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 15h

Rocky 1 was pretty good but everything else was Reagan Era Propaganda and or Busha II era Narcissism/Nostalgia.

Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 16h

NOW thats what I call music to smack your ding dong to

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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 1d

When the Yankees Lose, America wins.

Even when its Canada winning.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 1d

Happy Yankee Season Is Over Day to all who celebrate!

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Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 1d

Suck it, Trebek!

Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty pretty good

Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 1d

Morty!

Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 1d

Shes playing for Senate or 28.
And if that is her games, shes going to be doing this for a while.

Good luck on that.

Scrunkly posts for scrunkly yotes @yotemcyoteface.bsky.social · 1d

Knowing the difference between Bruce Lee "Fuck Yeah" action movies and Steven Seagal "One Bad Dude" macho garbage is really important in spotting propaganda.