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Zach Simmons
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Physics, teaching, politics, craft
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About me: I'm a scientist and educator. I'm fascinated by our natural world and interested in how we best serve students in such rapidly evolving times. I'm also interested in crafts like woodworking and homebrew. I follow politics, perhaps too much. I don't post that much.
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Another example of what we call "hunter- gatherers" being much more: rather landscape and #biodiversity managers

phys.org/news/2025-11...
Ancient wolves on remote Baltic Sea island reveal link to prehistoric humans
Scientists have found wolf remains, thousands of years old, on a small, isolated island in the Baltic Sea—a place where the animals could only have been brought by humans.
phys.org
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!

1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.

You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
Max Headroom 1987 Broadcast Signal Intrusion Incident
YouTube video by andrew867
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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This is an amazing fact
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I'm so jealous of this writer. A beautiful paragraph here.
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Six species of North American bats glow under UV light, adding to growing list of fluorescent mammals

www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...
Six species of North American bats glow under UV light, adding to growing list of fluorescent mammals
Glowing bats may sound like Halloween decor, but researchers in Georgia have discovered certain species of North American bats that are capable of the unusual trick.
www.ctvnews.ca
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
School buses would make so much sense for V2G.. hope the technology continues to be developed.
Even without any V2G, seems likely that EV charging, by virtue of being a dispatchable load, is likely to be a net stabilizer of renewable-heavy electricity grids. In practice I imagine EVs will subsidize HVAC and other less shiftable sources of demand
Illinois utility tries using electric school buses for bidirectional charging
School buses are usually parked when the grid is under its biggest strain.
arstechnica.com
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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super cool study found human artifacts in Bearded vulture nests, incl. "weaponry like a crossbow bolt and wooden lance, decorated sheep leather, and parts of a slingshot....a shoe made from twigs and grass is ~675-years-old." link to paper: doi.org/10.1002/ecy..... www.popsci.com/environment/... 🧪🌍🦉
Multi-generational vulture nests hold 700 years of human artifacts
Crossbow bolts, sandals, slingshots, and more.
www.popsci.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Can confirm.. wonderful thread. We would all benefit from sniffing more trees I think.
Ponderosa pine smells like butterscotch.

Go ahead, sniff one the next time you're in the western US. Some say "vanilla", some say "oh no, my nose is covered in sap."

Let's talk about birds, butterscotch, forest fires, blue wood, & boring beetles.

But mostly this thread is about terpenes.
September 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Are there any outlets that are smart and worth reading on the right? I used to find the perspective of somebody like Noah Rothman worth listening to, but his recent appearance on the Commentary podcast, man just total intellectual bankruptcy.
September 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I didn't do it, but I wish I had.
July 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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If you're looking for a timeline cleanse, you could certainly do worse than the etherial music of the neanderthals!

www.openculture.com/2025/06/hear...
Hear the World’s Oldest Instrument, the “Neanderthal Flute,” Dating Back Over 43,000 Years
Several years ago, we brought you a transcription and a couple of audio interpretations of the oldest known song in the world, discovered in the ancient Syrian city of Ugarit and dating back to the 14...
www.openculture.com
June 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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I gotta say I find a lot of AI discourse around higher ed very confusing. "if ChatGPT can write your essays is college even worth it?" did people think math teachers were assigning problem sets because *they* couldn't figure out the answers?
June 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Stanislav Petrov, the man who saved the world, died on this day in 2017. If you don’t know the story, just read this www.theguardian.com/world/2017/s...
Soviet officer who averted cold war nuclear disaster dies aged 77
‘Gut instinct’ told Lt Col Stanislav Petrov that apparent launch of US missiles was actually early warning system malfunction
www.theguardian.com
May 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Imagine starting a car that hadn't run in 21 years, that's 15 billion miles away in interstellar space. That's what the NASA team just did with Voyager's thrusters. People are amazing. jpl.nasa.gov/news/nasas-v...
May 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Weird rabbit holes where you learn some real like this are the epitome of good social media IMO.
one of my favorite archaeology terms is "manuport" which just means a thing (rock, animal, stick, etc) that's in a weird place because a prehistoric human picked it up and carried it there. this one is estimated to be 3 million years old
May 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Wisconsin man" is way cooler than "Florida man"
npr.org NPR @npr.org · May 2
Scientists have created a broadly effective antivenom using the blood of a Wisconsin man who has spent years exposing himself to deadly snakebites from black mambas, taipans, cobras and many others.
He let snakes bite him some 200 times to create a better snakebite antivenom
Scientists have created a broadly effective antivenom using the blood of a Wisconsin man who has spent years exposing himself to deadly snakebites from black mambas, taipans, cobras and many others.
www.npr.org
May 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Bat, Literally Translated into English.

Map by me
April 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Good to amplify these examples of good Internet amid all the trash.
Wikipedia is here!
🗿📜 Did you know that statues are not the only wonder of ancient culture found on Easter Island?

Besides the monolithic human figures known as moai, another great puzzle seen in this southeastern Pacific Ocean island is rongorongo, a mysterious system of glyphs carved on wooden tablets. 🧵⬇️ (1/6)
January 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The best antidote to scrolling the Internet imo
How to spend today
January 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wish we could replace the terminology "vaccine skeptic" with the more precise "credulous dingleberry" in the discourse
December 31, 2024 at 8:40 PM
These are amazing, such a unique intersection of different realms
I recently saw an amazing Navajo rug at the National Gallery of Art. It looks abstract at first, but it is a detailed representation of the Intel Pentium processor. Called "Replica of a Chip", it was created in 1994 by Marilou Schultz, a Navajo/Diné weaver and math teacher. 1/n
December 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM