Rufus V (or Marty)
@1000words.bsky.social
Writer, Movie Obsessive, Aspiring Mall Historian, Preserver of the Cinematic Omniverse, The Guy With All Them Dogs
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[beauty salon]
cannibal: give me a chopped Bob
hairstylist: what
cannibal: give me a chopped Bob
hairstylist: what
July 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
[beauty salon]
cannibal: give me a chopped Bob
hairstylist: what
cannibal: give me a chopped Bob
hairstylist: what
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
December 2, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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yo girl how 'bout some netflix & chill or some plex & sex or some imax & climax or some disney+ & thrust or some hulu & cthulhu or
July 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
yo girl how 'bout some netflix & chill or some plex & sex or some imax & climax or some disney+ & thrust or some hulu & cthulhu or
Well, I’m old enough that falling in the tub is a thing I can’t just laugh off as slippery damp fun anymore. Shit.
July 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Well, I’m old enough that falling in the tub is a thing I can’t just laugh off as slippery damp fun anymore. Shit.
It has been a week. These dudettes have been my salvation.
July 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It has been a week. These dudettes have been my salvation.
The shitty thing about being just profoundly sad at the job I hate is that nobody here knows or cares that I'm profoundly sad. Fuck this place.
May 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The shitty thing about being just profoundly sad at the job I hate is that nobody here knows or cares that I'm profoundly sad. Fuck this place.
I have nothing fun to say today. I have worked for two long years to secure the job I really wanted, and this week it was given to someone else. Things seem... dark today. I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do with the rest of my working days now.
May 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I have nothing fun to say today. I have worked for two long years to secure the job I really wanted, and this week it was given to someone else. Things seem... dark today. I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do with the rest of my working days now.
Bob Prevost, Sausage Pope of Chicago.
May 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Bob Prevost, Sausage Pope of Chicago.
"They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue. That's the Vatican way."
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue. That's the Vatican way."
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I just learned that Woody Allen’s Bananas (1971) was ranked #69 on AFI’s 100 Years 100 Laughs list. Well played, AFI.
April 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I just learned that Woody Allen’s Bananas (1971) was ranked #69 on AFI’s 100 Years 100 Laughs list. Well played, AFI.
I’ve been playing one of those games where you drag your finger around your iPad screen as a hole, picking up fruit and toys and whatnot. It’s a nice mind-number. But they have these “teams” you can join. I joined one because free random power-ups is fun….
April 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’ve been playing one of those games where you drag your finger around your iPad screen as a hole, picking up fruit and toys and whatnot. It’s a nice mind-number. But they have these “teams” you can join. I joined one because free random power-ups is fun….
The power of seduction.
April 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The power of seduction.
I think what Cory Booker just pulled off was powerful, eloquent, and necessary.
But how did he not pee for 25 hours???
But how did he not pee for 25 hours???
April 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I think what Cory Booker just pulled off was powerful, eloquent, and necessary.
But how did he not pee for 25 hours???
But how did he not pee for 25 hours???
Fortunately, my neighbours don’t have a dog who walks the path under these things.
March 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Fortunately, my neighbours don’t have a dog who walks the path under these things.
Working from home is great. Just went downstairs and grabbed my coffee mug, then came back upstairs. Then went back downstairs and put coffee in it. Now I'm thinking I'll go back to bed.
March 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Working from home is great. Just went downstairs and grabbed my coffee mug, then came back upstairs. Then went back downstairs and put coffee in it. Now I'm thinking I'll go back to bed.
I'm in a meeting right now where this guy keeps saying "entities" but he emphasizes the second syllable so strongly it's weird.
March 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm in a meeting right now where this guy keeps saying "entities" but he emphasizes the second syllable so strongly it's weird.
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Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite
-self deprechaun
-self deprechaun
March 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite
-self deprechaun
-self deprechaun
Nathaniel Rateliff at Rogers Place in Edmonton last night - announced all his merch for his Canadian dates were made in Canada, apologizes for his country kind of sucking right now, and said, "Fuck these tariffs and fuck this president."
So I'm even more of a fan now.
So I'm even more of a fan now.
March 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Nathaniel Rateliff at Rogers Place in Edmonton last night - announced all his merch for his Canadian dates were made in Canada, apologizes for his country kind of sucking right now, and said, "Fuck these tariffs and fuck this president."
So I'm even more of a fan now.
So I'm even more of a fan now.
How about instead of boycotting Amazon on Friday we all put together massive orders then don't check out? That way their servers are tied up and they'll get sleepy.
I honestly have no idea how any of this works.
I honestly have no idea how any of this works.
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
How about instead of boycotting Amazon on Friday we all put together massive orders then don't check out? That way their servers are tied up and they'll get sleepy.
I honestly have no idea how any of this works.
I honestly have no idea how any of this works.
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haha, if i’m supposed to be at work right now then how come me & my friend dale are at the park watching a priest use a crucifix to break up a fight between a raccoon & a telephone repairman?
February 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
haha, if i’m supposed to be at work right now then how come me & my friend dale are at the park watching a priest use a crucifix to break up a fight between a raccoon & a telephone repairman?
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Her tinder bio said she loved guys with accents, so I haven't broken character as Foghorn Leghorn since Friday
February 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Her tinder bio said she loved guys with accents, so I haven't broken character as Foghorn Leghorn since Friday
How Can You Stand There?
The English Beat · Here We Go Love · Song · 2018
open.spotify.com
February 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
They were inspired by that Annie Liebowitz photo.
February 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
They were inspired by that Annie Liebowitz photo.