Midboss
@1ststagemidboss.bsky.social
He/him. Into tabletop games, giant robots, tokusatsu, anime, magical girls, giant robots. Digimon Card Game player.
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File under the ever-growing subgenre of my work which I’m calling ‘Inanimate Object Has A Massive Go At A Person For No Reason’
![Comic strip script:
Scene is a SUPERMARKET, a MAN is walking past a display of CREME EGGS with his trolley.
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MAN:
Tut
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CREME EGG [talking to him from the shelf]:
Excuse me - did you just tut at us?
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MAN:
W-what?
CREME EGG:
Tutting because you’ve seen ‘Easter eggs’ on January 11th, is it?
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MAN:
What? Well, y-yes, I -
CREME EGG:
Listen, Tut boy
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CREME EGG:
We are not Easter eggs. We are Creme Eggs.
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CREME EGG:
We are the shock troops of seasonal capitalism. Eldritch simulacra of rebirth. Fondant mockery of life.
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CREME EGG:
Not for us the grand safety of a cardboard box. Oh no.
They put us out here first, in our little foil uniforms, every January, to face the wrath of the nation.
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CREME EGG:
And what you gonna do about it? Tut? Snark about us on social media?
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CREME EGG:
Maybe you’ll write a little column in the Telegraph titled “It Is Sad That The Easter Eggs Are Out Already”.
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CREME EGG:
You tut because you know that unlike you, we will return, every January…
…forever.
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CREME EGG:
The eternal rebirth of mammon! The endless -
MAN:
Oh go on then
[He puts one of the Creme Eggs in his trolley]
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CREME EGG:
HA HA YOU WORM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreigf4nleeln6m3pznu3n33mmk4m2f7uwxg7qh6khg4e5l65yycrdjy@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 AM
File under the ever-growing subgenre of my work which I’m calling ‘Inanimate Object Has A Massive Go At A Person For No Reason’
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'Data from hundreds of public bodies in England shows only four complaints about transgender women in women’s single-sex spaces over a period of three years'
Sounds like a non-issue being spun to stoke hate against a minority by bad faith 'feminists'.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/almo...
Sounds like a non-issue being spun to stoke hate against a minority by bad faith 'feminists'.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/almo...
Almost no one is complaining about trans women in women's spaces, study finds - LGBTQ Nation
“This is a manufactured controversy, not a documented crisis.”
www.lgbtqnation.com
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 AM
'Data from hundreds of public bodies in England shows only four complaints about transgender women in women’s single-sex spaces over a period of three years'
Sounds like a non-issue being spun to stoke hate against a minority by bad faith 'feminists'.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/almo...
Sounds like a non-issue being spun to stoke hate against a minority by bad faith 'feminists'.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/almo...
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#BloodflameArt #hololive #VTuber
#ホロライブ
初めてグラデーションマップ試してみました😊 雰囲気変わってめっちゃ楽しい✨😆 流行ったのがわかる気がする・・🤤
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#ホロライブ
初めてグラデーションマップ試してみました😊 雰囲気変わってめっちゃ楽しい✨😆 流行ったのがわかる気がする・・🤤
←適応前 適応後→
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
#BloodflameArt #hololive #VTuber
#ホロライブ
初めてグラデーションマップ試してみました😊 雰囲気変わってめっちゃ楽しい✨😆 流行ったのがわかる気がする・・🤤
←適応前 適応後→
#ホロライブ
初めてグラデーションマップ試してみました😊 雰囲気変わってめっちゃ楽しい✨😆 流行ったのがわかる気がする・・🤤
←適応前 適応後→
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reading the patent makes me feel like nothing about it is related to modern generative AI at all, which means I'm mad about it for a different reason (Sony patenting this sort of "demonstrative ghost player" means we won't see it used to tutorialize combos in a fighting game)
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
reading the patent makes me feel like nothing about it is related to modern generative AI at all, which means I'm mad about it for a different reason (Sony patenting this sort of "demonstrative ghost player" means we won't see it used to tutorialize combos in a fighting game)
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Nintendo did this fuckin shit on the Wii and it didn’t use technology that told people to kill themselves and generate CSAM on the side
Sony has patented a new technology that would see PlayStation games play themselves with the help of AI.
vgc.news/news/sony-ai...
vgc.news/news/sony-ai...
Sony AI patent will see PlayStation games play themselves when players are stuck | VGC
AI-Generated Ghost Player assistance would help out players who can’t progress in a game…
vgc.news
January 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Nintendo did this fuckin shit on the Wii and it didn’t use technology that told people to kill themselves and generate CSAM on the side
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Important first aid tip here.
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Important first aid tip here.
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Residents of Oxford: Never leave the house without your [checks notes] Japanese sticks. Sticks from other countries are also available.
Community officials employ traditional Japanese tactics after tyre slashings
An Oxford community that has reported not feeling safe is using a historic Japanese method after cars including a Mini Cooper had their tyres…
www.oxfordmail.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Residents of Oxford: Never leave the house without your [checks notes] Japanese sticks. Sticks from other countries are also available.
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LORDKNIGHTMON / DYNASMON
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
LORDKNIGHTMON / DYNASMON
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BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
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January 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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heard the RAM shortage is getting bad so I've been trying to stock up🤞
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
heard the RAM shortage is getting bad so I've been trying to stock up🤞
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"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine
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the default, cringe pose of "I must support Tough Military Action because I am Tough" is both morally wrong and bad politics
One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
the default, cringe pose of "I must support Tough Military Action because I am Tough" is both morally wrong and bad politics
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You have to put your ID on file to jack off to actual porn made consensually by adults but if you'd rather beat it to non-consensual nudes of potential minors, that's apparently fine.
Starmer's spokesman says the reports of Grok's activity is "disturbing" but doesn't say UK Government will take any action
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 PM
You have to put your ID on file to jack off to actual porn made consensually by adults but if you'd rather beat it to non-consensual nudes of potential minors, that's apparently fine.
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The BBC has been banned from using the word Kidnap to describe the Kidnapping of Maduro.
No doubt when Greenland is invaded they will be banned from using the word invasion.
No doubt when Greenland is invaded they will be banned from using the word invasion.
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The BBC has been banned from using the word Kidnap to describe the Kidnapping of Maduro.
No doubt when Greenland is invaded they will be banned from using the word invasion.
No doubt when Greenland is invaded they will be banned from using the word invasion.
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January 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
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its working........
January 4, 2026 at 11:05 AM
its working........
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it's funny when watching US movies or tv shows i used to be like "man, they sure do use food poisoning as a plot device *a lot* in america..."
then i learned their food poisoning statistics and it blew my mind. that's just how they live!
people DIE of food poisoning regularly in the US.
it's MAD.
then i learned their food poisoning statistics and it blew my mind. that's just how they live!
people DIE of food poisoning regularly in the US.
it's MAD.
Your fact of the day:
The US Center for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that one in six American citizens suffers a food-borne illness annually. In the UK, the figure is one in 132.
bylinetimes.com/2020/02/28/f...
The US Center for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that one in six American citizens suffers a food-borne illness annually. In the UK, the figure is one in 132.
bylinetimes.com/2020/02/28/f...
Fowl Play: How US Chicken Imports will Pollute Britain's Poor
Since joining the EU British food has gone from bog-awful to top-notch, but Otto English reveals how a US Trade deal will unravel 40 years of progress.
bylinetimes.com
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
it's funny when watching US movies or tv shows i used to be like "man, they sure do use food poisoning as a plot device *a lot* in america..."
then i learned their food poisoning statistics and it blew my mind. that's just how they live!
people DIE of food poisoning regularly in the US.
it's MAD.
then i learned their food poisoning statistics and it blew my mind. that's just how they live!
people DIE of food poisoning regularly in the US.
it's MAD.
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Masterful not shying away from it Prime Minister
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Masterful not shying away from it Prime Minister
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