SED
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A rotom. Programmer/Hobby gamedev/consumer of electricity.
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise Crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise Crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
(/lyr)
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise Crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
(/lyr)
Yeah, but you have to marry Tom Cruise.
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise Crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise Crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
(/lyr)
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise Crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
(/lyr)
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Every time I read a study on the performance of "agentic" AI, I think of the experiment where they tried to get an AI to design a robot that can walk, but it never did because it figured out building a really tall robot that immediately falls over is a cheaper way to maximise distance travelled.
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Every time I read a study on the performance of "agentic" AI, I think of the experiment where they tried to get an AI to design a robot that can walk, but it never did because it figured out building a really tall robot that immediately falls over is a cheaper way to maximise distance travelled.
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DAY 720 - and The Vacuum.
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
DAY 720 - and The Vacuum.
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I beg your pardon
@postoctobrist.bsky.social So someone in a server I'm in linked this... you now have an asteroid named for you, it seems.
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I beg your pardon
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Do not do this.
Sen. WHITEHOUSE: We finally are moving to file a bipartisan Section 230 repeal bill. Waiting any longer serves no useful purpose.
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Do not do this.
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Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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Watching a movie with a fellow YTP fan be like
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Watching a movie with a fellow YTP fan be like
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
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DAY 700 - Huevember XXX - Singularikitty
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
DAY 700 - Huevember XXX - Singularikitty
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he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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rare floriverse posting
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
rare floriverse posting
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
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Needs no introduction.
June 11, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Needs no introduction.
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The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
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KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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DAY 678 - Huevember VIII - Xio / Arti Xolotl
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
DAY 678 - Huevember VIII - Xio / Arti Xolotl