a blue lobster
abluelobster.bsky.social
a blue lobster
@abluelobster.bsky.social
Musician, writer, Twitch streamer, lover of obscure trivia. Child of ‘70s punk rockers.

Former Twitter hyperlocal political gimmick account.

The shiny Pokémon of lobsters.

https://twitch.tv/a_blue_lobster
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First original music I've written in a while, and the first original chiptune I think I've ever finished.

Please enjoy!
Chilling Flames
Written as fan music for the lich lord vtuber Amunedal. Was inspired by a combination of the NES Castlevania games, Bach, and their intro music which is Bear Ghost's Necromancin Dancin.
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Cinnamon bark lube.

I would not recommend.

This is my lich wisdom for the day.
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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February 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
First original music I've written in a while, and the first original chiptune I think I've ever finished.

Please enjoy!
Chilling Flames
Written as fan music for the lich lord vtuber Amunedal. Was inspired by a combination of the NES Castlevania games, Bach, and their intro music which is Bear Ghost's Necromancin Dancin.
soundcloud.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Polished render of last post's animation. Audio from Cera Gibson on Youtube.
September 27, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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“every time theres a republican president the economy collapses” feels like pretty easy messaging on the economy
Congrats to everyone who put Republicans in charge "for the economy," the first three quarters of 2025 already had more layoffs than any of the years in which Biden or Obama was President except 2009 (when Dems were still cleaning up the prior Republican mess).
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Mike Johnson not knowing any of the details with Yakety Sax
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I just donated to the Greater Boston Food Bank and Meals On Wheels. Why now? Because all of these organizations are getting ready for the coming storm. They're probably getting better deals now than they'll be able to after November 1. And, honestly, why *not* now? Carpe diem.
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
October 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I mean
July 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Graph of British Rivers
July 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Legend.
July 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Like and/or RT if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico and/or your mother is very proud of you.
May 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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April 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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In that non-alt texted chatgpt feeding delusions post going around, one person mentions: chatgpt will *never* tell you to shut the fuck up, log the fuck off, go take a nap, what the fuck are you talking about, etc.

Unlike a human, it'll endlessly yes, and along with you, *no matter the subject*
May 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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January 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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There it is. The clam before the storm.
April 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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To those who celebrate 🎉
April 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Playing the Lunar Remastered Collection!
twitch.tv/a_blue_lobster
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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April 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Having been a fan of the Lunar games since the Sega CD days, I'll say this. $50 on Steam is a steep ask for two games no one outside North America ever even heard of. It's relying on a nostalgia grab. But you can't have nostalgia for something you've never experienced before.
April 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Tomorrow it's time to get back to streaming. I'll be doing a yap about the Lunar series, what it meant to me, and then giving the Lunar Remastered Collection a look!

And if it turns out to be a dud, there's always the next release for the Switch 4 in 2033.
April 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Anyway fuck Autism Speaks and you do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to them
April 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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You find your pleasures where you can in this world.
April 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM