Number 4 is "oops that could explode"
I really like the "what is this thing reddit" but there are exactly 3 kinds of posts:
1) person posts extremely niche item, person with extremely niche knowledge identifies it against all odds
2) mom convinced random piece of plastic is drug paraphernalia
3) adult person has never seen a spice rack
1) person posts extremely niche item, person with extremely niche knowledge identifies it against all odds
2) mom convinced random piece of plastic is drug paraphernalia
3) adult person has never seen a spice rack
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Number 4 is "oops that could explode"
This thing is a hilarious combination of awful and surreal. And the comments are comedy gold.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This thing is a hilarious combination of awful and surreal. And the comments are comedy gold.
Just have chatgpt generate a picture of a verified adult for you. Problem solved.
obviously all parts of this suck but the verified adult part is cracking me up. voluntarily putting a selfie and your full name up next to your personal jerk sessions. that shit is getting hacked and leaked in 6 months tops
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
October 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just have chatgpt generate a picture of a verified adult for you. Problem solved.
Of course I didn't make the rapture, and have to go to work...
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Of course I didn't make the rapture, and have to go to work...
This whole thread is a balm upon my soul.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This whole thread is a balm upon my soul.
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Google search's AI summary is like the loud confident idiot in the room who doesn't always know the answer to your question but HAS TO be the first one to reply to it.
July 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Google search's AI summary is like the loud confident idiot in the room who doesn't always know the answer to your question but HAS TO be the first one to reply to it.
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Have these people not heard of a library???
to the folks all up in my notifs defending those screwing over authors - please don’t tell authors they aren’t allowed to be upset because folks are, and have been for yonks now, saying it’s okay to buy a book, read it and return it for a full refund. it’s not. stop it.
April 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Have these people not heard of a library???
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Cauliflower is the unwanted Oops child of broccoli and hot garbage. Given that it smells and tastes like that, clearly it doesn't want to be eaten.
April 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Cauliflower is the unwanted Oops child of broccoli and hot garbage. Given that it smells and tastes like that, clearly it doesn't want to be eaten.
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It will cost you $0 to RT our work 💪
April 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It will cost you $0 to RT our work 💪
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WAITER: anything for dessert
ME: i’ll have pie
WAITER: sorry we ran out of pie
ME: (knows math) that is literally impossible
ME: i’ll have pie
WAITER: sorry we ran out of pie
ME: (knows math) that is literally impossible
March 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
WAITER: anything for dessert
ME: i’ll have pie
WAITER: sorry we ran out of pie
ME: (knows math) that is literally impossible
ME: i’ll have pie
WAITER: sorry we ran out of pie
ME: (knows math) that is literally impossible
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It is very easy to call your representatives’ offices. They have to log your calls and the call numbers are meaningful. You don’t even have to try to convince anyone; just call and tell them your concerns. They are there to represent you. Let them know what that means. www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
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January 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It is very easy to call your representatives’ offices. They have to log your calls and the call numbers are meaningful. You don’t even have to try to convince anyone; just call and tell them your concerns. They are there to represent you. Let them know what that means. www.usa.gov/elected-offi...
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If you didn't come here from another country and pass a citizenship test, then the only reason you are a US citizen is bevause of birthright citizenship.
January 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If you didn't come here from another country and pass a citizenship test, then the only reason you are a US citizen is bevause of birthright citizenship.
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Fuck that guy. And the other one too. And the whole lot of them.
January 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Fuck that guy. And the other one too. And the whole lot of them.
With Tiktok about to be banned, is it time to bring back Vine?
January 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
With Tiktok about to be banned, is it time to bring back Vine?
I just saw one of those short Facebook videos. It was showing how to make a foundation chain for beginner crocheters.
But the text to speech kept prononcing it "crotch eaters."
But the text to speech kept prononcing it "crotch eaters."
January 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I just saw one of those short Facebook videos. It was showing how to make a foundation chain for beginner crocheters.
But the text to speech kept prononcing it "crotch eaters."
But the text to speech kept prononcing it "crotch eaters."
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It snowed. It’s not like there’s a violent mob outside beating up cops who are desperately trying to protect members of Congress inside.
January 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It snowed. It’s not like there’s a violent mob outside beating up cops who are desperately trying to protect members of Congress inside.
Ok. God is just toying with us at this point.
Massive winter storm to spread snow and ice from Plains to East Coast www.accuweather.com/en/winter-we...
January 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ok. God is just toying with us at this point.
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Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right?
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
December 27, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right?
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
If Trump wants to merge with Canada so bad, why don't we become their next providence?
December 27, 2024 at 2:00 PM
If Trump wants to merge with Canada so bad, why don't we become their next providence?
Going to ruin Christmas dinner by making the mac and cheese with spaghetti noodles.
December 22, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Going to ruin Christmas dinner by making the mac and cheese with spaghetti noodles.
I feel this.
December 21, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I feel this.
Wrapped some Christmas presents tonight. My favirite part?
Skrrrrrrrrt.
IYKYK.
Skrrrrrrrrt.
IYKYK.
December 20, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Wrapped some Christmas presents tonight. My favirite part?
Skrrrrrrrrt.
IYKYK.
Skrrrrrrrrt.
IYKYK.
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