Ellis
@absurdspoonful.bsky.social
"Am I also in queer media? Maybe? Work. Let's both be there."
I don't know what I've logged on to, but...
a cat is standing on its hind legs in a bathroom doorway
Alt: a cat is standing on its hind legs in a bathroom doorway and back away from the camera
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I don't know what I've logged on to, but...
I just realized that almost every straight porn star I can name, I learned from @rodimusprime.bsky.social and @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app yapping while podcasting.
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I just realized that almost every straight porn star I can name, I learned from @rodimusprime.bsky.social and @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app yapping while podcasting.
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Open the schools.
jada fire that mediocre white lady???
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Open the schools.
Buddy tiptoed towards the truth, found it too scary, and ran in the other direction.
This is why we have to teach the babies the humanities.
This is why we have to teach the babies the humanities.
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Buddy tiptoed towards the truth, found it too scary, and ran in the other direction.
This is why we have to teach the babies the humanities.
This is why we have to teach the babies the humanities.
I haven't had a platonic hug in a minute and I kinda need that...
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I haven't had a platonic hug in a minute and I kinda need that...
The way people who insist I'm "a man" still manage to pick apart my presentation/appearance in ways they would never do for a man/expect emotional labor from me that they'd never assume a man was going to give them is going to drive me right into an institution.
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The way people who insist I'm "a man" still manage to pick apart my presentation/appearance in ways they would never do for a man/expect emotional labor from me that they'd never assume a man was going to give them is going to drive me right into an institution.
Apparently, I have superhuman ability to just not engage in fuckery and I'm just gonna say it's the "'tism" and call it a day.
For my sanity. Or what's left of it.
For my sanity. Or what's left of it.
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Apparently, I have superhuman ability to just not engage in fuckery and I'm just gonna say it's the "'tism" and call it a day.
For my sanity. Or what's left of it.
For my sanity. Or what's left of it.
I try not to judge people for their consumption habits, but the fact that we let Jake Paul become "a thing" makes my ass itch.
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I try not to judge people for their consumption habits, but the fact that we let Jake Paul become "a thing" makes my ass itch.
All of my High School/College friends who married mid men because the thing to do in Alabama is get married before 25 have officially divorced them.
Yes, I was keeping a mental list.
Yes, you may judge me for it.
Yes, I was keeping a mental list.
Yes, you may judge me for it.
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
All of my High School/College friends who married mid men because the thing to do in Alabama is get married before 25 have officially divorced them.
Yes, I was keeping a mental list.
Yes, you may judge me for it.
Yes, I was keeping a mental list.
Yes, you may judge me for it.
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Here they come!
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Here they come!
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Ridiculous/Absurd...as the username implies.
You ever think about your own humor style? The kind of humor you show most frequently or comes most naturally to you?
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ridiculous/Absurd...as the username implies.
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A lot of the “come healed” logic is from people who had an active part in someone’s (or multiple someones) unhealing an an absent part in accountability.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
I dont live by that “come healed” logic cause that is stupid. EVERYONE DEALS WITH SHIT & that doesnt mean they are unworthy of love & care. BUT i do expect folks to not enter into love UNHINGED & with out attempting to be better. Women are not your bandaid.
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A lot of the “come healed” logic is from people who had an active part in someone’s (or multiple someones) unhealing an an absent part in accountability.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
They also tend to be incredibly needy, so there is no space for anyone else’s human flaws.
I have been laughing at this for a full 24 hours. 😂😂🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I have been laughing at this for a full 24 hours. 😂😂🤣
I still listen to this an embarrassing number of times a year.
@marcusjdl.bsky.social Once again, it's that time of year! My favorite Christmas Carol:
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I still listen to this an embarrassing number of times a year.
White men rarely flirt with me (since transitioning),but this pink hair is like an alt white dude bat signal.
a woman in a blue dress is talking about abortion
Alt: a woman in a blue dress saying "I've decided to abort mission and hide in the corner".
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
White men rarely flirt with me (since transitioning),but this pink hair is like an alt white dude bat signal.
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Be REALLY wary of people who refuse to be considerate when telling you the truth. They don't care about you, they just enjoy criticizing. Nobody who cares about you refuses to find a way to speak to you IN A WAY THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE. I know this is hard to hear because...parents. But them too.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Be REALLY wary of people who refuse to be considerate when telling you the truth. They don't care about you, they just enjoy criticizing. Nobody who cares about you refuses to find a way to speak to you IN A WAY THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE. I know this is hard to hear because...parents. But them too.
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Introducing my niece to The Last Holiday.
a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
Alt: a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Introducing my niece to The Last Holiday.
My periodic reminder that being disabled is super fun.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My periodic reminder that being disabled is super fun.
Left the house and heard an oatmilk vanilla latte version of This Christmas.
That's what I get for going outside.
That's what I get for going outside.
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Left the house and heard an oatmilk vanilla latte version of This Christmas.
That's what I get for going outside.
That's what I get for going outside.
Is Stouffer's making a comeback the recession indicator I think it is or am I just fake bougie?
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Is Stouffer's making a comeback the recession indicator I think it is or am I just fake bougie?
As I said yesterday, if we make it to April, I'm sat.
Official Trailer for YOU, ME & TUSCANY starring Halle Bailey and Regé-Jean Page:
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
As I said yesterday, if we make it to April, I'm sat.
Pink wig is ready for Wicked: For Good.
Peanut Butter M&Ms are purchased because we don't do theater food prices.
Now, I just need to pick a nail color.
Peanut Butter M&Ms are purchased because we don't do theater food prices.
Now, I just need to pick a nail color.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Pink wig is ready for Wicked: For Good.
Peanut Butter M&Ms are purchased because we don't do theater food prices.
Now, I just need to pick a nail color.
Peanut Butter M&Ms are purchased because we don't do theater food prices.
Now, I just need to pick a nail color.
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Speaking of journalists who deserve to be yeeted into the sun…
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Speaking of journalists who deserve to be yeeted into the sun…
Mine was a quote tweet and the tweet I was quoting has sense been deleted. So a bitch is not guilty on all charges.
See y'all in 2028!
See y'all in 2028!
If you were running for public office which of your tweets/skeets would be the one to tank your candidacy?
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mine was a quote tweet and the tweet I was quoting has sense been deleted. So a bitch is not guilty on all charges.
See y'all in 2028!
See y'all in 2028!