al
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31 | she/her | 100% organic cleveland trash | sad old weeb and kpop stan | casual wrestling enthusiast | amateur photographer |
my dogs are so fuckin dramatic like i can hear their stomachs growling from the other side of the room yet the two fresh bowls of food remain untouched
January 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
my dogs are so fuckin dramatic like i can hear their stomachs growling from the other side of the room yet the two fresh bowls of food remain untouched
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I dedicated years of my life to reporting on January 6 and exposing what happened. I was there that day, co-wrote a book, and published a series of major stories on my own, for Rolling Stone, and for TPM.
I hope it mattered. I hope history will remember and understand what happened.
I hope it mattered. I hope history will remember and understand what happened.
January 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I dedicated years of my life to reporting on January 6 and exposing what happened. I was there that day, co-wrote a book, and published a series of major stories on my own, for Rolling Stone, and for TPM.
I hope it mattered. I hope history will remember and understand what happened.
I hope it mattered. I hope history will remember and understand what happened.
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okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that
so there was a meme that was like "the #1 movie on your 10th bday is how your 2025 will be" so i was like lmao whatever mine's probably some random movie that lasted 1 week at #1
anyway turns out the #1 movie on my 10th bday was the passion of the christ
anyway turns out the #1 movie on my 10th bday was the passion of the christ
January 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
so there was a meme that was like "the #1 movie on your 10th bday is how your 2025 will be" so i was like lmao whatever mine's probably some random movie that lasted 1 week at #1
anyway turns out the #1 movie on my 10th bday was the passion of the christ
anyway turns out the #1 movie on my 10th bday was the passion of the christ
me: ok everybody say cheese
my niece:
my niece:
December 9, 2024 at 4:08 PM
me: ok everybody say cheese
my niece:
my niece:
is it true that deku was picked up by 2 baddies in 1 porsche
December 2, 2024 at 1:34 AM
is it true that deku was picked up by 2 baddies in 1 porsche
my boss let me know that svt was on tv
December 2, 2024 at 1:26 AM
my boss let me know that svt was on tv
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i have thousands of problems no one can fix and every second there are ten thousand more. also i can't sleep as much as i need to, which is 23 hours 59 minutes per day
November 25, 2024 at 11:19 AM
i have thousands of problems no one can fix and every second there are ten thousand more. also i can't sleep as much as i need to, which is 23 hours 59 minutes per day
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I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
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Whether you’re ready to accept it or not, this is PizzeRizzo’s fault.
NEW: Monsters, Inc. land will replace Muppets Courtyard and Muppet*Vision 3D at Disney's Hollywood Studios. To make way for monsters, the Muppets will take over Rock 'n Roller Coaster and "team up with music's biggest starts for a rockin' music festival."
November 22, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Whether you’re ready to accept it or not, this is PizzeRizzo’s fault.
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November 21, 2024 at 11:17 AM
this was literally the most stressful purchase i've ever experienced but IMMA GO SEE MY BOYS AGAIN 2 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
November 21, 2024 at 3:13 PM
this was literally the most stressful purchase i've ever experienced but IMMA GO SEE MY BOYS AGAIN 2 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
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when I was,
a YOUNG boy -
my FAHther TOOK
mE TO the CIty
to SEE a MARCHing bANd
a YOUNG boy -
my FAHther TOOK
mE TO the CIty
to SEE a MARCHing bANd
November 18, 2024 at 6:48 AM
when I was,
a YOUNG boy -
my FAHther TOOK
mE TO the CIty
to SEE a MARCHing bANd
a YOUNG boy -
my FAHther TOOK
mE TO the CIty
to SEE a MARCHing bANd
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The best post-election political analysis I’ve seen.
November 17, 2024 at 2:07 PM
The best post-election political analysis I’ve seen.
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Had a sex dream where I was just eating mashed potatoes out of a bucket.
November 16, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Had a sex dream where I was just eating mashed potatoes out of a bucket.
so i've had to pop a hydroxyzine to sleep for the last couple nights and it's made me have extremely realistic dreams about mom friending the neos like regina george's mom in mean girls
November 17, 2024 at 5:40 AM
so i've had to pop a hydroxyzine to sleep for the last couple nights and it's made me have extremely realistic dreams about mom friending the neos like regina george's mom in mean girls
everyone on the old bird app said to recycle posts so people know it's you but all my posts are ✨trash✨
November 16, 2024 at 3:48 AM
everyone on the old bird app said to recycle posts so people know it's you but all my posts are ✨trash✨
i gotta find a way to organize the work fridge cuz if i knock over one more tower of insulin while reaching for another tower insulin imma unplug it and go lay in traffic
November 16, 2024 at 3:45 AM
i gotta find a way to organize the work fridge cuz if i knock over one more tower of insulin while reaching for another tower insulin imma unplug it and go lay in traffic
listen i have been in this flaming black hole nightmare of a fandom known as bnha since 2017 and the only way you can make me stop shipping tddk and krbk is by prying them from my COLD DEAD HANDS
November 16, 2024 at 3:44 AM
listen i have been in this flaming black hole nightmare of a fandom known as bnha since 2017 and the only way you can make me stop shipping tddk and krbk is by prying them from my COLD DEAD HANDS
i have been personally victimized by this specific part of off the mask like this was the nail in the coffin for me this right here is what made me start crying at 7 this morning fuck you yuta you beautiful talented hello kitty princess bastard
November 16, 2024 at 3:42 AM
i have been personally victimized by this specific part of off the mask like this was the nail in the coffin for me this right here is what made me start crying at 7 this morning fuck you yuta you beautiful talented hello kitty princess bastard