Elaine
@actuallythemoon.bsky.social
Moon goblin from the mirror dimension
⁽̵̳͖̜͖̐̿̅̅͠ ˢ ʰ ̶ᵉ̶ ̶̛̰̓̍·̷̟̝̮̿͛͑̀ͅ ̵̟̯͌͗ ̴h ᵉ ʳ ̶̱̜̍̈́̕̚⁾̷̩̎ͅ
actuallythemoon.itch.io
⁽̵̳͖̜͖̐̿̅̅͠ ˢ ʰ ̶ᵉ̶ ̶̛̰̓̍·̷̟̝̮̿͛͑̀ͅ ̵̟̯͌͗ ̴h ᵉ ʳ ̶̱̜̍̈́̕̚⁾̷̩̎ͅ
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Elaine
@actuallythemoon.bsky.social
· Nov 7
You're Not Actually Supposed To Die (At The Tournament Of Death) by Actually The Moon
A Comedy About Being Stuck In A Submarine; Hurtling Towards Death
actuallythemoon.itch.io
"When I said It's ok to be cringe I didn't mean like that" a combat-less mumblecore soulslike where nothing happens bit.ly/cringebit
"You're not actually supposed to die (At The Tournament of Death)" a comedy about dying in a submarine bit.ly/ynastdattod
And other games @ actuallythemoon.itch.io
"You're not actually supposed to die (At The Tournament of Death)" a comedy about dying in a submarine bit.ly/ynastdattod
And other games @ actuallythemoon.itch.io
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posting this will never get old
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
posting this will never get old
Just learned that someone who I find annoying has become transgender, so now I am honor-bound to detransition
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just learned that someone who I find annoying has become transgender, so now I am honor-bound to detransition
Advertised Job Location: Italy
Text of the Job Posting: Wholly in... google translate tells me Bulgarian
Linkedin stays a hellhole
Text of the Job Posting: Wholly in... google translate tells me Bulgarian
Linkedin stays a hellhole
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Advertised Job Location: Italy
Text of the Job Posting: Wholly in... google translate tells me Bulgarian
Linkedin stays a hellhole
Text of the Job Posting: Wholly in... google translate tells me Bulgarian
Linkedin stays a hellhole
Watched that Two Worlds video people are talking about, and ngl the way americans constantly talk about non-american media that does not cleanly fit in their aesthetic hegemony as "oh, poor souls, they didn't know any better :(" is something I find really irritating.
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Watched that Two Worlds video people are talking about, and ngl the way americans constantly talk about non-american media that does not cleanly fit in their aesthetic hegemony as "oh, poor souls, they didn't know any better :(" is something I find really irritating.
i made salad but the onion was more oniony than expectd halp
December 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i made salad but the onion was more oniony than expectd halp
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
Backloggd had to go and implement year-end stats specifically on this year where I played fuck all
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Backloggd had to go and implement year-end stats specifically on this year where I played fuck all
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I think we should eat Wes Streeting. THEN we should eat Keir Starmer. It’s simply wiser to do it this way.
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I think we should eat Wes Streeting. THEN we should eat Keir Starmer. It’s simply wiser to do it this way.
Increasingly convinced that 90% job postings exist purely as a way to steal and sell your data. The whole "your phone number is super duper required even if we only communicate via email" kinda gives away the game.
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Increasingly convinced that 90% job postings exist purely as a way to steal and sell your data. The whole "your phone number is super duper required even if we only communicate via email" kinda gives away the game.
got an ultrasound and they found the eraserhead baby in my belly
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
got an ultrasound and they found the eraserhead baby in my belly
I keep seeing this as an upside down blahaj
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I keep seeing this as an upside down blahaj
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Going to reframe all my older game coverage as "You see that tiny flag in the background? Someone actually sat and thought that up and the drew it all by themselves." "Every line spoken by this minor character was actually written in full by a person. This was something that happened all the time."
a cartoon character with red hair is sitting at a table with a bowl of oranges .
Alt: A GIF of a scene from Brave (Disney). Merida, aScottish princess with an impressive head of red hair, looks shocked before collapsing, irritated in her seat at a large wooden dining table.
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Going to reframe all my older game coverage as "You see that tiny flag in the background? Someone actually sat and thought that up and the drew it all by themselves." "Every line spoken by this minor character was actually written in full by a person. This was something that happened all the time."
Vote for me and I'll drop a nuke on Linkedin's Headquarter.
Actually.
Two nukes.
Just to be sure.
Actually.
Two nukes.
Just to be sure.
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Vote for me and I'll drop a nuke on Linkedin's Headquarter.
Actually.
Two nukes.
Just to be sure.
Actually.
Two nukes.
Just to be sure.
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If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
Turns out the amount of games I play is directly proportional to how my mental health is doing, so this year has been dire
December 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Turns out the amount of games I play is directly proportional to how my mental health is doing, so this year has been dire
Gonna pretend to be an AI next time I apply to Larian. Maybe that's the way to get an interview. 🤔
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Gonna pretend to be an AI next time I apply to Larian. Maybe that's the way to get an interview. 🤔
Girls' night at Hollow Bastion
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Girls' night at Hollow Bastion
Metroidcel Vaniaslop
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Metroidcel Vaniaslop
Almost anything makes me massively depressed lately. Feels like everything is going to shit and there's no escape from it, both in my small personal life and like... in the world? in general?
Like where is it even believable to escape to at this point?
Like where is it even believable to escape to at this point?
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Almost anything makes me massively depressed lately. Feels like everything is going to shit and there's no escape from it, both in my small personal life and like... in the world? in general?
Like where is it even believable to escape to at this point?
Like where is it even believable to escape to at this point?
They should let Me do the Game Awards instead of Jeff. It would be 4 hours of me pointing at sprites I like from game boy rpgs.
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
They should let Me do the Game Awards instead of Jeff. It would be 4 hours of me pointing at sprites I like from game boy rpgs.
Time to finally play the multi-award winning modern fantasy rpg with timing based combat everyone is talking about.
December 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Time to finally play the multi-award winning modern fantasy rpg with timing based combat everyone is talking about.