adamwburns.bsky.social
@adamwburns.bsky.social
Bears are gonna Bear 🙈
November 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Who needs T Swift when Simone Biles is our Queen? #DaBears
November 24, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Soooo do we do #NFL here?
November 16, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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🎶I read the news today
Oh fuck🎶
November 15, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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How do I change my bluesky settings so I only see dick pill ads and AI generated trumps
November 15, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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WANNA BE SURGEON GENERAL
November 15, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Oh god, he’s gonna appoint Chip and Joanna to the Dept of the Interior, isn’t he? It’s almost *too* easy and on brand for him.
November 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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I haven't seen a single "we have to understand the concerns of Trump voters" take reckons with the fact that a huge percentage of their concerns are based on false information. You cannot "address" a concern about a fake thing!
This is how I feel discussing inflation.
MAGA person: Biden doesn't care about bread and butter issues like inflation.
Me: He signed the Inflation Reduction Act and we have lowest inflation among OECD.
MAGA person: But what about inflation?!
November 7, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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I think one thing trans people need to be prepared for is for HHS/CDC/NIH to start putting out bogus nonsense about the effects of HRT. Just like Conservatives in the UK did, ideologically-driven "studies" will happen here, and it'll be very, very bad.
November 7, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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Opening my Trump Bible to find just the right verse/crypto ad to soothe me while my beautiful unvaccinated baby dies of measles and thanking Jesus that President Trump stopped me from having to say "Happy Holidays" to a trans woman who lives eight counties over
November 6, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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dude is a barely coherent convicted sex predator whose only platform is wanting to do more crimes, what is fucking happening
November 6, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Fuck Ken Paxton
December 9, 2023 at 2:38 PM
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Elon Musk is going to shut down grok in the next week due to "problems with the code"
December 9, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Standing by the clearance bread section when a stranger walks by pushing her cart and unprompted throws at me, “you know, eating that stuff will just make you fat”.

Thanks. Glad I could get roasted by a 70 year old today. 🙄
December 7, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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Space Typography xkcd.com/2863
December 5, 2023 at 12:05 AM
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this Halloween, I'll be giving all my candy to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure it will trickle down to all the other kids
October 31, 2023 at 2:13 PM
The Bears are so back.
October 1, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Rock Chalk
September 30, 2023 at 4:47 PM
September 29, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
September 16, 2023 at 2:30 AM
My fantasy football team looks rough. You know what that means, right? Time to sue the anti-defamation league.
September 5, 2023 at 3:34 PM
lololololololol
August 31, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Bear down! 🐻⬇️
August 26, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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meet the kraken
August 23, 2023 at 9:36 PM