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Addie
@addieboo.bsky.social
Tattoo Autist
Plushie Enthusiast
Gender Hostile
Flumbo's Manager
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The key to comedy is to subvert expectations. For example, a lot of my jokes aren’t that funny.
February 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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How I wish to be addressed going forward
November 15, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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*eats choese while staring at u*
January 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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if i were bono, i’d quit music & open up a gluten free bakery called “Where The Treats Have No Grain”
January 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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A Hawk in the hand is worth Tuah in the bush
January 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Ah yes, everyone's favorite director, Quentin Teratoma
December 20, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Who up machining their girl
December 20, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Bidoof, bidoof my beloved
December 7, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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Is it just me or do Smokey the Bear's pants make his shirtlessness look more raw
December 5, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 9:51 PM
They call me the rizzard. Like if a wizard had rizz. Send skeet.
November 28, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Ah yes, the three genders. cringe, mid, and based
November 25, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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If you find me annoying, you are correct.
November 23, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Always waking up with mysterious bruises I didn't have the night before. Can only surmise I'm being visited by The Night Boxer
November 23, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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If grimes was my wife things wouldn’t have gone down the way they did
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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if a baddie walks thru the forest and none of my opps are around to rizz her up, do i still have to lock in
November 18, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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We all let Jimmy Carter down.
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Kid, there's no way you can conceptualize this, but in 1999, Moby was who everyone wanted to be. Fukuyama was right about the End of History but in a way he never intended.
November 14, 2024 at 7:35 PM
A throne for a king
#jellycat
November 13, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Why would you steel wool? To fleece a sheep 🐑
November 12, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Making myself big and tall to ward off bear attacks
November 11, 2024 at 1:47 AM