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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 42m

Convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza is experienced in watching people fuck animals

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 1h

can’t comment on Candace because it’s quite obviously a freak show. It’s like driving on the highway and seeing a farmer having sex with a sheep. You don’t want to look, but you can’t look away either. The problems begin when you try to analyze it. It is what it is.

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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 1d

today seems like a things-fall-apart-the-center-cannot-hold sorta day so how about a timeline cleanse for you? this is absolutely the best thing you will watch at least this week

(via Matt Storer on IG)

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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 10h

Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up

From the sound of music. Seven children stand in a line inside a grand house, wearing identical light blue sailor-style uniforms with dark collars, neckties, and knee socks. They are arranged from tallest to shortest, standing at attention on a patterned rug with a staircase and ornate wall paneling behind them.

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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 16h

You had better believe I'm building a Raphael deck the fucking microsecond i can. I own an actual pair of sai, ffs. (also there had better be a reskinned myr battlesphere to look like Krang's Technodrome.

Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 16h

Wild that we're getting two New York City sets in a year's span.

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 8h

Ok well seeing your love of Raph I have to defer at least a little. But you don’t have red as his primary or secondary color? The angry hothead who wants freedom and hates authority? I would think R or Rb or Rw. But I’m mostly going off the OLD cartoon and movies.

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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 11h

@alisontheperson.bsky.social this is for you

Lux Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 15h

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14h

BlackRock won btw

They voted yes. Wonder what Tim Walz will do about it…

@MorePerfectUS

NEW: BlackRock is trying to buy Minnesota Power, which provides power to over 150,000 people.
Why? They want to profit off of the soaring electricity demand from Al data centers.
If they win, and if it's profitable, your power company could be next.
12:41 PM • 9/18/25 • 110K Views

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 1d

Wait what

Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 1d

Hello again @aaron.bsky.team.

Does Bluesky has a special contract with thehive.AI where thehive.AI won’t use Bluesky users posts for their GenAI?

Or is Bluesky actually feeding every user post (Art & Writing) to a GenAI system that profits off of copyrighted material not intended for it?

James Dreben @jdreben.omg.lol · Jul 3

What’s up with this… Is 1) The Hive really being used, and 2) using images here for generative AI? Pretty bad look if true

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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 2d

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 1d

Like, if there is a better depiction about the actual relationship between American Christian Nationalism and actual faith in God and Christ, I don't know it. These people would have bombed Bethlehem.

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

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Bulldog @harpua.bsky.social · 1d

New Portland Frog fan art just dropped

Jeffrey Sens @jeffreysens.bsky.social · 1d

My alt text will suck, but this is going around now. Portland frog facing off ICE really has become a mascot here.

A painting of a lone green and white belly frog wearing a blue scarf is facing off a line of feds, who are in helmets and faceguard and carrying batons. A line of tear gas flows up into the sky from the cops.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

I would absolutely read this book.

Phoebe Barton 🚀🇺🇳 @phoebebarton.bsky.social · 1d

Tumblr poster: Why is the Fantasy Protagonist's Cool Animal Companion always a wolf, a bird of prey, or something cool? If you live in a medieval-ish society, even if you have cool powers to bond with an animal, it's probably going to be a farm animal.

What about a fantasy book where the heroine's Spirit Companion Animal is a pig. And not a cute piglet, but a huge fucking sow. As clever as a human, but absolutely as ruthless as pigs can be.

And the protagonist is like "should I quit eating pork? Does it disturb you, that milk piglet could have been yours." And the pig is like "bitch first of all the difference is that it *isn't* mine, and don't fucking pretend that - given the chance - I wouldn't eat a human child."

keuhkopussirotta: "What are we going to do with him?"
"I propose murder."
"Where would we put the body?"
"I volunteer."
"Are you suggesting we should kill him *because* you want to eat his corpse?"
"I'm sure there are plenty of other good reasons to kill him here, I just can't think of them all right now."

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 1d

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s video of the incident

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing a striped shirt and tie stands in front of a sink

ALT: a man wearing a striped shirt and tie stands in front of a sink

media.tenor.com

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 2d

Let's go make out on the bloomin' onion

Molly White @molly.wiki · 2d

biblically accurate couch

A round couch (or very large chair) in a gross burnt orange velour with like 20 small pillows arranged along the back

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

Making a bunch of mini pennants to hand out at Maker Camp this year because stickers are old news (and cost money)

“Do not stray” has become a rallying cry in our ADHD-stricken studio this year, so it seemed fitting

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 1d

*thinks of the Hal scene from Malcolm in the Middle* yeah that seems like good advice but not sure I can inpliment it.

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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 9d

“I’m emotionally shellshocked right now,” one professor told the New York Times.
www.jezebel.com/texas-univer...

Texas University System Bans Talking About Trans & Nonbinary Identities

“I’m emotionally shellshocked right now,” one professor told the New York Times.

www.jezebel.com

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 1d

I've done this to this crowd with great effects. If you get into a camera shot wearing something obscene it ruins some turd's chance at lying through their teeth on the six o'clock news

RDS (formerly shawphd) @rds773.bsky.social · 1d

This is why we need more costumed protesters

Hard to cosplay as a badass when a giant frog or a dino or a big pink pig is waving its arms and thrusting its pelvis at you

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 1d

You and me, we used to skeet together

Every day skeeting, always

I really feel that I'm losin' my best friend

I can't believe this could be hit send

Don't skeet, I know just what you're typing

So please stop explainin

Don't tell me ya quote

I don't need your DMs

Don't skeet me cuz it hurts

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Maja Öberg @majaoeberg.bsky.social · 2d

I do find it hilarious how they immediately backtracked after this and deleted the comment

a member of bluesky saying "Yeh" in response to the above post, with a journalist responding asking to get their exact quote over the thread in which the bluesky member responds with "what" and the journalist then rephrasing the question only for the bluesky member to delete the entire thread

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 1d

When I was a little kid, like preschool age…I apparently loved Peanut Butter and Mayonasise sandwiches.

I tried it once as an adult out of curiosity.

It was worse and better and weirder than I expected.

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 1d

I mean…that’s 100% a correct cereal opinion. Otherwise we would just have a dry bowl and a cup of milk.

Depends on the cereal of course. Cracklin oat bran goes from PERFECT to MUSH in a blink of the eye.

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Physicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 1d

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Disinformation and the destruction of public health and America’s trust in doctors will kill more people than cigarettes. Neither I nor the other 5 living Surgeon General wanted to call for this unprecedented warning-but all felt compelled to do so.

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