Adouro
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Adouro
@adouro17.bsky.social
Failed Raconteur
Exurbanite by birth; city-slicker by the grace of God
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January 21, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.

barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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trying to give the platinum chip to The Kings in New Vegas only for The King to go full Galadriel and warn me that his hip gyrations would shake the foundations of the earth
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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"The Fate of Ophelia" (2025)
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Eat, Pray, Murder.
August 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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addicted to saying “it’s not looking good for Madame Bovary” as i finish each chapter
August 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
March 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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everyday i learn of a new and different republican lawmaker who appears to be the worst degenerate to ever walk this earth
After indicating that he supports getting rid of free school lunches and funding for childhood cancer research, Rep. Rich McCormick refers to RFK Jr as "JFK Jr" and asks, "when in history have we had our poorest people also be our fattest people?" Total clown show.
January 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Just dropping this little screenshot from my book here.
January 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Future Farmers of America (Maoist Tendency)
December 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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I made a gingerbread panopticon
December 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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needs to be a german word for the emotion you feel when the people in a country you've lived live up to being their best selves. like the cousin of patriotism.
December 3, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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this particular pardon aside it's very funny that at the end of every president's tenure there's a string of at least moderately corrupt pardons. there will be a couple of op-eds about how it's shady and a couple more about how it's an ancient and noble practice, and then we all just move on
December 2, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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cannot get past how miserable watching this game must be if you actually care who wins
November 30, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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No pressure here for Georgia Tech. All that is at stake is the ability of everyone who cares about the program to continue enjoying college football after today
November 30, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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Now that I have a one year old let me tell ya: Every kid now has a name like Jaxson Dart. Both Jaxsons and Darts.
November 23, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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can't believe the election was on the 15th brumaire, year 233. dedicated to the turkey
November 11, 2024 at 4:28 PM