Same way I found out about Epstein

Shohei Ohtani left the Angels and immediately won two rings.

My dog stepped in gum and I asked AI how to get it off and it said to "soak" it in peanut butter. Point being, I think AI is just other dogs.

Ohtani's last two home games, 7-7 2 2B, 5 HR, 6 BB and 6 IP, 10 K, 2 H, 0 ER.

As a joke they should make them play again tomorrow lol

Never seen it framed this way by all recent elections

Wild

In honor of the @thesloppyboys.bsky.social, my music notes tier list.

S: D, F, G, A, C (piano), E (guitar),
A: E (piano), C (guitar), B, Bb
B: Eb, F#
C: C#, Ab
D: A#, Db, D#, Gb, G#
F: All double flats and double sharps

Joey Chestnut does Hedberg: hot dogs are great for when you’re hungry and you want to eat a thousand of something

It'd be funny if there was a slightly worse actor named Scottie B. Pippen.

Oakland's most beloved athlete passing away months after the team's heartbreaking relocation by a callous and greedy owner would be too contrived for even a movie script.

My favorite player of all time and one of the main reasons I became a baseball fan, like my own fandom, is no more.

Just realized the Trump tariffs mean the McRib won't be coming back anytime soon.

NYPD released a statement that the tsunami was last seen riding a Citi Bike.

Who's got the tsunami warning starter pack?

My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle.

Me: Like Cornholio?

My pt: Yes.

Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies