Maggie Serota
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Maggie Serota
@maggieserota.bsky.social
· Oct 26
Tis the Season, Bitch
On classic '80s horror movies and my inability to relax under any circumstances. There are stills from horror movies in here, so content warning if you're squeamish.
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I updated my newsletter for the first time in a long while.
Jeff Epstein? The financier?
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Jeff Epstein? The financier?
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Halle Berry telling gavin newsom to his face that he's a misogynist piece of shit is extremely satisfying.
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Halle Berry telling gavin newsom to his face that he's a misogynist piece of shit is extremely satisfying.
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Reading that juicy new book everyone is on about.
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reading that juicy new book everyone is on about.
Oof. Been there, buddy.
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Oof. Been there, buddy.
Curious to know what Cheryl Hines might be thinking right about now.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Curious to know what Cheryl Hines might be thinking right about now.
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"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Eagles OC's house gets egged after loss to Bears
The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo was vandalized with eggs early Saturday morning, following the team's loss to the Bears, police said.
www.espn.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
That theme song has lived in my head for decades
One of the best Saturday Night Live sketches is “Toonces: the Cat who could drive a car” where a cat puppet drives a car off a cliff and that’s the beginning and end of the joke but they went with it for five years and it worked because really that’s all you need to do
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
That theme song has lived in my head for decades
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Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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Better Call Saul is so funny, the explanation for Mike being incredibly good at crime is because he was a cop in Philadelphia
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Better Call Saul is so funny, the explanation for Mike being incredibly good at crime is because he was a cop in Philadelphia
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I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
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Did Cheech and Chong ever try to open up a "joint" bank account?
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Did Cheech and Chong ever try to open up a "joint" bank account?
from the emails, I’d assume epstein’s whole job was just introducing rich guys to rich guys
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
from the emails, I’d assume epstein’s whole job was just introducing rich guys to rich guys
JCO has really been having a good time lately, and you just love to see it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
JCO has really been having a good time lately, and you just love to see it.
These emails between Michael Wolff and Epstein strategizing on how to help Woody Allen’s image in the wake of Dylan Farrow’s CSA allegations are just stunning.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
These emails between Michael Wolff and Epstein strategizing on how to help Woody Allen’s image in the wake of Dylan Farrow’s CSA allegations are just stunning.
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For years, advertising has been how Stereogum made money to pay its writers. While we made progress moving away from that model, Google AI search has decimated the business almost overnight. Today we relaunch with a greater focus on subscription. We’d love your support: stereogum.com/2478838/ster...
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
For years, advertising has been how Stereogum made money to pay its writers. While we made progress moving away from that model, Google AI search has decimated the business almost overnight. Today we relaunch with a greater focus on subscription. We’d love your support: stereogum.com/2478838/ster...
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
the etsy witches must be cleaning up today
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the etsy witches must be cleaning up today
No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like Democratic leadership. Count on it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like Democratic leadership. Count on it.
my general weekend vibe
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
my general weekend vibe
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To the MAHA women wearing cats eye glasses: my culture is not your costume.
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
To the MAHA women wearing cats eye glasses: my culture is not your costume.
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Tragic. We are failing these men.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Tragic. We are failing these men.
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The ability to convince capital markets to hand you a trillion dollars on the strength of obvious bullshit paired with the inability to get a single human to sincerely and spontaneously say they love you is some real punishment of the gods shit.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The ability to convince capital markets to hand you a trillion dollars on the strength of obvious bullshit paired with the inability to get a single human to sincerely and spontaneously say they love you is some real punishment of the gods shit.