H²
@aitch2.bsky.social
Lining up that Shinkussy
January 23, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Lining up that Shinkussy
This person must be stopped.
January 22, 2026 at 7:53 AM
This person must be stopped.
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
Just told someone (for the hundredth time) to use speech to text instead of voice notes, because I have a hearing disability.
They said it doesn't work well on Apple.
People: is that true or are they being a lazy shit?
They said it doesn't work well on Apple.
People: is that true or are they being a lazy shit?
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Just told someone (for the hundredth time) to use speech to text instead of voice notes, because I have a hearing disability.
They said it doesn't work well on Apple.
People: is that true or are they being a lazy shit?
They said it doesn't work well on Apple.
People: is that true or are they being a lazy shit?
Been working on some japanese import cars. Why oh why do the voice warnings have to always sound like submissive little girls?
Is this just a cultural thing or can I assume Pervert Patriarchy?
Is this just a cultural thing or can I assume Pervert Patriarchy?
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Been working on some japanese import cars. Why oh why do the voice warnings have to always sound like submissive little girls?
Is this just a cultural thing or can I assume Pervert Patriarchy?
Is this just a cultural thing or can I assume Pervert Patriarchy?
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At Davos delivering a seminar on "jarquin it turnways"
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 PM
At Davos delivering a seminar on "jarquin it turnways"
Just spoke to a British immigrant here in Cyprus, who complained that Muslim immigrants don't assimilate into British culture.
Guess who's been living here for 30 years and doesn't speak a word of either Turkish or Greek?
Guess who's been living here for 30 years and doesn't speak a word of either Turkish or Greek?
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Just spoke to a British immigrant here in Cyprus, who complained that Muslim immigrants don't assimilate into British culture.
Guess who's been living here for 30 years and doesn't speak a word of either Turkish or Greek?
Guess who's been living here for 30 years and doesn't speak a word of either Turkish or Greek?
I'd like to thank @emirates.bsky.social for stopping everyone's in-flight entertainment to play a 3 minute unskippable video advertising the fact that they have in-flight entertainment
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I'd like to thank @emirates.bsky.social for stopping everyone's in-flight entertainment to play a 3 minute unskippable video advertising the fact that they have in-flight entertainment
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It's not that common a letter anyway. You can get around it in most cases by usings Cs, Ks and other letters depending on how the word is pronounced
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www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
It's not that common a letter anyway. You can get around it in most cases by usings Cs, Ks and other letters depending on how the word is pronounced
Turns out youtubers can now leave voice replies to your comments and it's amusing me greatly
January 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Turns out youtubers can now leave voice replies to your comments and it's amusing me greatly
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searched “deadbert” and was pleased with the result
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
searched “deadbert” and was pleased with the result
Oh god. Oh no.
All my jetpunk high scores
All my jetpunk high scores
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Oh god. Oh no.
All my jetpunk high scores
All my jetpunk high scores
Slightly diminish a game
Transport Fewer
Transport Fewer
slightly diminish a game
Super Mario Only Child
Super Mario Only Child
Slightly diminish a game.
Menos Effect
Menos Effect
January 11, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Slightly diminish a game
Transport Fewer
Transport Fewer
Can't tell if that show's back on the telly, or if something serious is happening in Islington
January 10, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Can't tell if that show's back on the telly, or if something serious is happening in Islington
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Every single "the robots are here" story from CES is wrong
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Every single "the robots are here" story from CES is wrong
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
July 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
Deck the halls with bowser holly is that a thing send tweet
December 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Deck the halls with bowser holly is that a thing send tweet
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I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
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blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent
Christ have the flag shaggers got to them too? How incredibly dull
The long-awaited new livery for Great British Railways has been unveiled, and is expected to start appearing on trains from next Spring.
More information coming soon in video form!
More information coming soon in video form!
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Christ have the flag shaggers got to them too? How incredibly dull
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going to mars but in a cunty way
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
going to mars but in a cunty way