Jordan Guinn
@ajordanguinn.bsky.social
Comfort the afflicted. Afflict the comfortable.
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im sorry but "eric adams rugpull," funny as that is, can't hold a candle to "eric adams antisemitism-fighting memecoin"
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
im sorry but "eric adams rugpull," funny as that is, can't hold a candle to "eric adams antisemitism-fighting memecoin"
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"I'm a Catholic and I don't pray to saints."
Lady, YOU ARE DOING CATHOLICISM WRONG.
Lady, YOU ARE DOING CATHOLICISM WRONG.
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
"I'm a Catholic and I don't pray to saints."
Lady, YOU ARE DOING CATHOLICISM WRONG.
Lady, YOU ARE DOING CATHOLICISM WRONG.
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9/11 was one big blank check that they're still cashing in on
They didn't even need a 9/11 event to justify the profit war this time.
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
9/11 was one big blank check that they're still cashing in on
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My friend @ajordanguinn.bsky.social had this really cool idea. So, we smacked our heads together, and created this awesome series! Check out the first episode now!
And please like, subscribe, and ring that notification bell. You won't regret it.
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
And please like, subscribe, and ring that notification bell. You won't regret it.
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
Easy Chicken Stock (Cooking With Depression) ep 1
YouTube video by Cooking With Depression
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January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
My friend @ajordanguinn.bsky.social had this really cool idea. So, we smacked our heads together, and created this awesome series! Check out the first episode now!
And please like, subscribe, and ring that notification bell. You won't regret it.
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
And please like, subscribe, and ring that notification bell. You won't regret it.
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
With the help of @amberpatton007.bsky.social, I've launched a YouTube channel.
"Cooking With Depression"
Tips and techniques for low-effort cooking that's filling and decent.
Episode 1: Chicken Stock
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
"Cooking With Depression"
Tips and techniques for low-effort cooking that's filling and decent.
Episode 1: Chicken Stock
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
Easy Chicken Stock (Cooking With Depression) ep 1
YouTube video by Cooking WIth Depression
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 AM
With the help of @amberpatton007.bsky.social, I've launched a YouTube channel.
"Cooking With Depression"
Tips and techniques for low-effort cooking that's filling and decent.
Episode 1: Chicken Stock
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
"Cooking With Depression"
Tips and techniques for low-effort cooking that's filling and decent.
Episode 1: Chicken Stock
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
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I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa azmirror.com/briefs/ice-a...
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa | Arizona Mirror
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents collided with a car driven by a person they were attempting to apprehend in a Mesa neighborhood.
azmirror.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
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Look I’m just trying to prepare y’all for the inevitable VF profile on “the quiet strength” of Majorie Taylor Greene
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Look I’m just trying to prepare y’all for the inevitable VF profile on “the quiet strength” of Majorie Taylor Greene
Dodgers fans think every fly ball to the outfield is a home run.
Always have.
Always will.
Always have.
Always will.
October 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dodgers fans think every fly ball to the outfield is a home run.
Always have.
Always will.
Always have.
Always will.
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I wrote about the ascendance of Bari Weiss from a hack columnist to media royalty, and what it means for the future of CBS News.
Bari Weiss Takes Her Grift Mainstream
Journalism's biggest fraud takes the reins at CBS
stringinamaze.net
October 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I wrote about the ascendance of Bari Weiss from a hack columnist to media royalty, and what it means for the future of CBS News.
Phoenix.
Where casual bigotry blazes like the desert sun.
Where casual bigotry blazes like the desert sun.
What’s the worst city you’ve visited?
I’ll never go back to Myrtle Beach SC if somebody paid me
I’ll never go back to Myrtle Beach SC if somebody paid me
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Phoenix.
Where casual bigotry blazes like the desert sun.
Where casual bigotry blazes like the desert sun.
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The Turner Diaries if written for a streaming Michael Bay knockoff
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Turner Diaries if written for a streaming Michael Bay knockoff
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kash patel, 2024: we must release the epstein files and oust the cabal
kash patel, 2025: the guy charged and jailed for sex trafficking kids didn’t sex traffic anyone actually
kash patel, 2025: the guy charged and jailed for sex trafficking kids didn’t sex traffic anyone actually
September 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
kash patel, 2024: we must release the epstein files and oust the cabal
kash patel, 2025: the guy charged and jailed for sex trafficking kids didn’t sex traffic anyone actually
kash patel, 2025: the guy charged and jailed for sex trafficking kids didn’t sex traffic anyone actually
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Just days after a Fox News host called for euthanizing homeless people, there have been two mass shootings at a homeless encampment in Minneapolis within just a few short hours.
September 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Just days after a Fox News host called for euthanizing homeless people, there have been two mass shootings at a homeless encampment in Minneapolis within just a few short hours.
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One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.
September 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.
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What a difference a day makes
September 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What a difference a day makes
Going to get glazed at Rogan's cult club.
August 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Going to get glazed at Rogan's cult club.
It's been awhile, since Aaron Lewis had two braincells to rub together
This is something you find out when you’re 14
August 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
It's been awhile, since Aaron Lewis had two braincells to rub together
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there was a competitive brand of baseball that prioritized fun and fan experience it was called the minor leagues and it was eviscerated to save a dollar
From @theathletic.com: The Savannah Bananas have millions of fans and are seemingly growing at warp speed. Banana Ball is wacky, but it's also a competitive brand of baseball that prioritizes fun and fan experience. MLB can learn from it.
What can MLB learn from the Savannah Bananas? A lot, it turns out
Banana Ball is wacky, but it's also a competitive brand of baseball that prioritizes fun and fan experience.
nyti.ms
August 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
there was a competitive brand of baseball that prioritized fun and fan experience it was called the minor leagues and it was eviscerated to save a dollar
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I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Recon
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Recon
Seems to me the thread running through all of American history is we could've avoided a lot of problems by being harsher on evil sooner
July 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Recon
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Reconstruction
I will not get drunk at the bbq and yell about Recon
Happy birthday to the most dominant hitter we will ever see.
Before --or after-- needling up.
Any reason you have for hating him sucks and is ill-informed.
www.sbnation.com/2015/4/2/832...
Before --or after-- needling up.
Any reason you have for hating him sucks and is ill-informed.
www.sbnation.com/2015/4/2/832...
July 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Happy birthday to the most dominant hitter we will ever see.
Before --or after-- needling up.
Any reason you have for hating him sucks and is ill-informed.
www.sbnation.com/2015/4/2/832...
Before --or after-- needling up.
Any reason you have for hating him sucks and is ill-informed.
www.sbnation.com/2015/4/2/832...
Musk's mom tweeted/complained about the hatred toward her smart, special boy.
She ended it with "What should I do?"
I said, "I dunno, maybe KYS."
7-day block IMMEDIATELY upon hitting send.
She ended it with "What should I do?"
I said, "I dunno, maybe KYS."
7-day block IMMEDIATELY upon hitting send.
My Twitter suspension was for calling JK Rowling a fucking fascist cunt in her mentions.
I got suspended from Twitter for a week for telling Elon to post nudes shortly after he purchased the platform
June 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Musk's mom tweeted/complained about the hatred toward her smart, special boy.
She ended it with "What should I do?"
I said, "I dunno, maybe KYS."
7-day block IMMEDIATELY upon hitting send.
She ended it with "What should I do?"
I said, "I dunno, maybe KYS."
7-day block IMMEDIATELY upon hitting send.
I love you, Delta Breeze.
Easily one of the best parts of living in California's Central Valley.
Easily one of the best parts of living in California's Central Valley.
May 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I love you, Delta Breeze.
Easily one of the best parts of living in California's Central Valley.
Easily one of the best parts of living in California's Central Valley.