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A Lad Named Brad
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I like pretty women and breakfast food. He/him.
Bringing the intensity on every rep
closing in on an hour after his bedtime, someone asked my son if he wanted pie and he sprinted straight into a wall
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Goddamn it Muggsy, now I have to explain why I’m crying
Thanksgiving was different this year. Dad is getting *really* slow, Mom kicked up hosting to us which was a massive passing of the baton. Brought in-laws over and we had our first blended holiday and it turned out great. Food was fantastic, cousins hung out like I did as a kid, everyone
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The handiwork.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
We really don’t. I don’t, anyway.
White people dont even have cousins!
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
We are hitting the homestretch…finally. I don’t think we’ll eat until 7:30-8 though 😔
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
We knew it back then, too.

If Barry had Emmitt’s OL, he would have been 2K+ every year.
Barry Sanders was better than Emmitt Smith.

I will not be taking questions.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I have singed my finger on banana pudding. I need a new double boiler!
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Lemme see if I have this: the guy who shot National Guard troops, who never should have been in DC, worked for the CIA in Afghanistan and was approved to stay here by the Trump administration, which has gutted terrorism and refugee offices that might have stopped this. Just a clusterfuck of stupid.
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
People are going to be eating and we aren’t even really cooking yet.

I AM SEETHING.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Can’t get anyone to commit to a time to eat or if we need another side (we do). Urge to kill rising.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You need that aluminum in there! There are a million other ways to get cancer!
My mom: I got this aluminum free deodorant. I saw it on YouTube, it's kinda expensive, it was $14. You know that aluminum causes cancer, that's what happened to my brother wife.

Me: You musty?

Mike: You can't even tell the difference can you?

My mom: Well I just wear both deodorants.

Us:
a man with a beard is wearing a fur coat and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a fur coat and looking at the camera .
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November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Thanksgiving crisis #1: mom overfills the deviled eggs, so I had to make more for us to have enough to use in dressing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
That’s a load-bearing “worked”
SOURCE: UL-Monroe is expected to name SJ Tuohy as its next athletic director, @theathletic.com has learned.

Tuohy (yes, the kid from The Blind Side) is currently a deputy AD at Oral Roberts and previously worked his way up at UCF, Arkansas, SMU and Liberty.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Boiled and peeled 22 eggs and did the sweet potatoes after work
a man speaking in front of a crowd with a sign that says trusted leadership for a stronger america
ALT: a man speaking in front of a crowd with a sign that says trusted leadership for a stronger america
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Exsqueeze me?
@JonHeyman tweeted
Breaking: Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We have to go Muppets extended universe for the Ocean’s 11 reboot, which means Sesame Street characters.

Imagine Kermit saying to Big Bird, “you think we need one more? We’ll get one more” then cut to Cookie Monster stealing a wallet off a stockbroker.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
And they’d have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that damned Travis Head
I like that every MAC offence is some form of Bazball. "I don't care if it works, as long as it's fearless and entertaining"
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Everyone’s interview question is something to do with World War II.
Clarifying that he was the mr Michigan "of Michigan" implies the existence of a mr Michigan in all other 49 states
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
And this is why it costs $12K to remove a tree sometimes
From the Wellthatsucks community on Reddit: The art of felling a tree
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November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
As always, fuck Bruce Pearl
MBB: Michigan 57, Auburn 31, H

HOW'S IT GOING BRUCE?
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I made this video and now it’s being shown in a college football stadium. kinda surreal lmao
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Wait until they find out about college football
what?
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Anyone who thought Tennessee was the 17th best team in the country needed their eyes checked.

GBMFO.
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM