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Alchemyprime
@alchemyprime.bsky.social
He/him. I make, teach, play and run games. I also have opinions on superheroes.
https://alchemyprime.carrd.co
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#SaveSpeech

The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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When we say AI is the aesthetic of fascism...
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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We all want the internet to be a safer place. But ID checks won’t make us safer, no matter who you are, how old you are, or what you’re doing online.
March 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The lights at Snoopy on Ice are in WUBRG order. Peanuts secret lair when? #magicthegathering
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Also a Charity D&D event I'll be helping with!

www.instagram.com/p/DQ-4dwijce...
undefined on Instagram: "fistful_of_cards_rc🎲 “Die for Charity” — A D&D Toys for Tots Event at Fist Full of Cards!Calling all adventurers, dungeon delvers,…"
fistful_of_cards_rc🎲 “Die for Charity” — A D&D Toys for Tots Event at Fist Full of Cards!Calling all adventurers, dungeon delvers, and chaotic good do-gooders! Whether you're a seasoned hero or a fresh-faced Level 1 bard with questionable spell choices, you're invited to a night of epic quests, hilarious deaths, and heartwarming generosity.🗓️ When: December 12th — Choose your peril:6:00 pm session7:30 pm session (Feeling brave? Sign up for both!)🎁 What to bring:One unwrapped toy for Toys for Tots (two if you're doubling your doom!)⚔️ Choose Your Fate — Six Deadly Adventures Await!6:00 pm Quests of Questionable Survival:Everybody Dies on a Lightning Train (DM: Hope) — Buckle up for a high-speed Eberron escapade where the only thing faster than the train is your descent into chaos.Everybody Conveniently Dies in a Cemetery (DM: Peter) — Grave misfortunes await in this undead-infested romp. BYO holy water.Everybody Dies at Turtle Bay (DM: Kingston) — A ghost ship, a cursed bay, and a twist you won’t see coming. Spoiler: it’s probably death.7:30 pm Quests of Dubious Decisions:Everybody Dies in a Den of Snakes (DM: Kingston) — Protect the village, survive the serpents, and try not to hiss your last breath.Everybody Dies in the Eye of the Beholder (DM: Dain) — Espionage in Waterdeep with the Zhentarim. Trust no one. Especially the floating eyeball.Everybody Dies Eating Mushroom Soufflé (DM: Steve) — A Feywild feast with flavor, flair, and fatal fungi. Bon appétit!🧙 Character Creation:Bring your quirkiest 1st-level character (point buy or standard array), or grab one of our premade heroes. Min-maxers, murderhobos, and misunderstood warlocks welcome.💀 Why “Everybody Dies”?Because in these one-shots, the stakes are high, the laughs are loud, and the deaths are delightfully dramatic. But while your character may perish in glorious fashion, your toy donation helps real-world kids thrive. Everybody Dies... but the toys live on.📝 Sign-Up:Seats are limited like spell slots in a long rest. Sign up in person at Fistful of Cards to reserve your spot in the chaos.Got questions? Message us faster than a rogue with Boots of Speed.
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November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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She f*cken warned us.

Damn you who didn’t listen.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Healthy. Spare. Kidneys. Walking around. Unused.

This is the person in charge of the Center for Disease Control.

In a country driving the vast majority of its citizenry towards abject poverty, they are soft launching the ability to SELL ONE’S ORGANS. This shit is so ghoulish I’m at a loss.
New acting director of CDC Jim O'Neill expressed being pro paid organ donation.

"There are plenty of healthy spare kidneys walking around, unused."
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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With all due respect, this is EXACTLY the wrong question. "How do we get through the next 3 years" implicitly takes out of consideration the idea that this gang could be removed from power before the term ends.

We should be asking *how* to remove them or pressure them to throw the worst ones out.
Exactly.

The question is how the hell we get through the next 3 years when the regime is hellbent on ethnic cleansing, electoral malfeasance, and selling the country out to whoever will enrich Trump and his cronies.
Team Trump justifies his endless parade of lawless actions as what Americans voted for but it clearly is not. He’s minus 25 and people hate everything he’s doing. There’s no support for any of this, let alone in the illegal manner it’s being imposed.
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Exactly.

The question is how the hell we get through the next 3 years when the regime is hellbent on ethnic cleansing, electoral malfeasance, and selling the country out to whoever will enrich Trump and his cronies.
Team Trump justifies his endless parade of lawless actions as what Americans voted for but it clearly is not. He’s minus 25 and people hate everything he’s doing. There’s no support for any of this, let alone in the illegal manner it’s being imposed.
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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please help me save my sentimental things
HELP! my sentimental items that i can’t get from storage right now are going to auctioned off in TWO DAYS. please please please help me save them. i am struggling and desperate.

#MutualAid 💸💕

$asdcash1
@asdvenmo1
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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It's much simpler than that. The Boy Scouts aren't maximally cruel to trans kids and so Republicans believe it should be destroyed.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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DOGE is disbanding after an estimated 600,000+ people died in other countries because of USAID cuts to lifesaving food and medication.

Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children.

Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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and all so he could avoid the consequences of his actions, remember Musk did this cos USAID was investigating him for turning off starlink in the Ukraine during a major operation against Russia.

600,000+ people died so Elon Musk can avoid punishment for his stupid actions.
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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NEW: a Goodreads librarian went rogue, edited the site to expose 'censorship in favor of Trump fascism'. To hear them tell it, Goodreads was removing criticism of Trump’s book from the site.

www.404media.co/rogue-goodre...
Rogue Goodreads Librarian Edits Site to Expose 'Censorship in Favor of Trump Fascism’
“When we let powerful people’s books be protected from criticism, we give up the right to hold power accountable.”
www.404media.co
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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for those who haven't been following the details of this story, it's primarily about pushing black men out of the military
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Well despite everything, at least in the west we know we managed to fight enough for our rights to stamp out corruption.

What's that Skippy?🦘
Have I seen the story about the Trump family?
No, what's that got to do with corruption? Ohhhhhhh...
#NoKings
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Later he is caught and forced to not have all the money he moneyed.

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October 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Oh how we desperately need a few rounds of Teddy Roosevelt-style trust busting on monopolies in this country.
One of Trump's billionaire buddies just bought Paramount. Now, he wants to buy Warner Bros.

That means one giant company could control almost everything you watch on TV.
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM