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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
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found out that i blink wrong at the optometrist today. cant do shit right
March 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
found out that i blink wrong at the optometrist today. cant do shit right
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
i think that nissan altimas possess their drivers like the green goblin mask and tell them to drive like maniacs
February 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i think that nissan altimas possess their drivers like the green goblin mask and tell them to drive like maniacs
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
theonion.com/think-t...
theonion.com/think-t...
February 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
theonion.com/think-t...
theonion.com/think-t...
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sums up today’s news pretty succinctly
January 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
sums up today’s news pretty succinctly
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I was actually supposed to play this game but I got kicked off the team for reading a Mary Oliver poem to amp everyone up.
Coach said it would have been fine if the boys hadn’t cried but I chose the dead loon one. I’m so sorry to my nation.
Coach said it would have been fine if the boys hadn’t cried but I chose the dead loon one. I’m so sorry to my nation.
January 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I was actually supposed to play this game but I got kicked off the team for reading a Mary Oliver poem to amp everyone up.
Coach said it would have been fine if the boys hadn’t cried but I chose the dead loon one. I’m so sorry to my nation.
Coach said it would have been fine if the boys hadn’t cried but I chose the dead loon one. I’m so sorry to my nation.
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“iT wAs A rOmAn SaLuTe”
When you shake your head, does it rattle?
When you shake your head, does it rattle?
January 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“iT wAs A rOmAn SaLuTe”
When you shake your head, does it rattle?
When you shake your head, does it rattle?
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I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 AM
I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
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when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
December 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
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Today and in the coming days, remember
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today and in the coming days, remember
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Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight.
I think this cartoon sums it up.
I think this cartoon sums it up.
January 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight.
I think this cartoon sums it up.
I think this cartoon sums it up.
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Sorry if I’ve been weird it’s just the unprecedented times
January 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sorry if I’ve been weird it’s just the unprecedented times
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eating popcorn for breakfast because nothing matters
January 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
eating popcorn for breakfast because nothing matters
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Hour one without tiktok. I went outside and built a fire from leaves and sticks. I foraged for my dinner and died from listeria
January 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Hour one without tiktok. I went outside and built a fire from leaves and sticks. I foraged for my dinner and died from listeria