Alice Tawhai
@alicetawhai.bsky.social
Life is but a fever dream
www.alicetawhai.com
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why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
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Billionaires remind me of The Sheriff of Nottingham and I am just waiting for 5 billion Robin Hoods to take up archery.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Billionaires remind me of The Sheriff of Nottingham and I am just waiting for 5 billion Robin Hoods to take up archery.
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I really need to practice saying “what a weird, rude thing to say” to the people who say weird, rude things to me
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I really need to practice saying “what a weird, rude thing to say” to the people who say weird, rude things to me
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A few pics from today from up Kāpiti's Mount Maunganui.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
A few pics from today from up Kāpiti's Mount Maunganui.
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P-p-p-poper face, p-p-poper face
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
P-p-p-poper face, p-p-poper face
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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You’ll post one thing and people are all up in your grill about why you didn’t write a 2,500 word essay covering all aspects like bro I’m not the philosopher of our time I’m just some rando on the internet avoiding my to-do list just like you.
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You’ll post one thing and people are all up in your grill about why you didn’t write a 2,500 word essay covering all aspects like bro I’m not the philosopher of our time I’m just some rando on the internet avoiding my to-do list just like you.
Three pet peeves:
1. iPhones not having I’m in predictive with an apostrophe
2. Op shops that get pissy when people in need take donations left on their doorsteps
3. Those traffic management vehicles slowing traffic down to 30kms when it’s obviously completely safe for everyone to go at least 50
1. iPhones not having I’m in predictive with an apostrophe
2. Op shops that get pissy when people in need take donations left on their doorsteps
3. Those traffic management vehicles slowing traffic down to 30kms when it’s obviously completely safe for everyone to go at least 50
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Three pet peeves:
1. iPhones not having I’m in predictive with an apostrophe
2. Op shops that get pissy when people in need take donations left on their doorsteps
3. Those traffic management vehicles slowing traffic down to 30kms when it’s obviously completely safe for everyone to go at least 50
1. iPhones not having I’m in predictive with an apostrophe
2. Op shops that get pissy when people in need take donations left on their doorsteps
3. Those traffic management vehicles slowing traffic down to 30kms when it’s obviously completely safe for everyone to go at least 50
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Yep, here's your problem
gizmodo.com/ai-powered-t...
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AI-Powered Teddy Bear Caught Talking About Sexual Fetishes and Instructing Kids How to Find Knives
OpenAI blocked access for the toymaker following the incidents.
gizmodo.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yep, here's your problem
gizmodo.com/ai-powered-t...
gizmodo.com/ai-powered-t...
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
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It’s the time of the year (Summer) when the Pōhutukawa trees (also called New Zealand Christmas Trees) begin to bloom. Most bloom brilliant red flowers but this gorgeous beast blooms bright yellow.
This is how it looked this afternoon. 💛
This is how it looked this afternoon. 💛
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It’s the time of the year (Summer) when the Pōhutukawa trees (also called New Zealand Christmas Trees) begin to bloom. Most bloom brilliant red flowers but this gorgeous beast blooms bright yellow.
This is how it looked this afternoon. 💛
This is how it looked this afternoon. 💛
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This is why I have a disco ball in my house 🪩🕺🏻
January 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is why I have a disco ball in my house 🪩🕺🏻
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One of the few good things about living in New Zealand is that you can look at the Labour Party and if you are like “wow I’m way more progressive than/left of them”, then you simply don’t have to give your party vote to them and move on with your life guilt free and vote for Greens 🤷🏽♀️
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
One of the few good things about living in New Zealand is that you can look at the Labour Party and if you are like “wow I’m way more progressive than/left of them”, then you simply don’t have to give your party vote to them and move on with your life guilt free and vote for Greens 🤷🏽♀️
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I can usually translate him, but either I’m losing my mind, or he is.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I can usually translate him, but either I’m losing my mind, or he is.
Metaphor or prophecy, you be the judge
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Metaphor or prophecy, you be the judge
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
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Lucia has made an entire stereo this year in carpentry. Kids these days, etc.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lucia has made an entire stereo this year in carpentry. Kids these days, etc.