Ali G
@aligoodman.bsky.social
I pretend play. For money. #Sagaftra
I listen to people. For money. #LPC
Trans Lives Matter. BLM. Abolish 🧊
Love is love. 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈
I listen to people. For money. #LPC
Trans Lives Matter. BLM. Abolish 🧊
Love is love. 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈
I’ve taken to calling them the Epedophiles.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’ve taken to calling them the Epedophiles.
The pigeon has dreams, you know.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The pigeon has dreams, you know.
This tracks
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This tracks
This. This is my humor. Full marks. 10/10. No notes
Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This. This is my humor. Full marks. 10/10. No notes
It’s officially our kid’s birthday. He is officially a teenager. And @wolter.bsky.social and I are officially tired.
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It’s officially our kid’s birthday. He is officially a teenager. And @wolter.bsky.social and I are officially tired.
This child of mine looked right in my face and joyfully exclaimed, “I’m gonna ruin your day!”
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This child of mine looked right in my face and joyfully exclaimed, “I’m gonna ruin your day!”
If you’re claiming you didn’t know what your tattoo meant when you got it - um ok - however once you learned what your tattoo actually meant you cover it up.
Otherwise you’ve told me everything I need to know about you.
Otherwise you’ve told me everything I need to know about you.
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you’re claiming you didn’t know what your tattoo meant when you got it - um ok - however once you learned what your tattoo actually meant you cover it up.
Otherwise you’ve told me everything I need to know about you.
Otherwise you’ve told me everything I need to know about you.
Yes. Please. Thank you.
FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Yes. Please. Thank you.
September 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The potential. She stings.
September 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The potential. She stings.
Anonymous post (or I’d give credit, of course) - had me laughing
September 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Anonymous post (or I’d give credit, of course) - had me laughing
Yup
September 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Yup
‘Sup little dude - whatcha thinkin’ about?
August 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
‘Sup little dude - whatcha thinkin’ about?
Sometimes someone finds my VO demos and I get reminded that I am also still an actor - And I truly appreciate it.
August 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Sometimes someone finds my VO demos and I get reminded that I am also still an actor - And I truly appreciate it.
I’ve seen it. Now you do too.
July 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’ve seen it. Now you do too.
My friend Erin is legendary.
This was the exchange in the comments section of a post from a Democrat House Rep
This was the exchange in the comments section of a post from a Democrat House Rep
July 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My friend Erin is legendary.
This was the exchange in the comments section of a post from a Democrat House Rep
This was the exchange in the comments section of a post from a Democrat House Rep
Well, I thought this was promoting a cute animated show…
Then I scrolled down.
Then I scrolled down.
June 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Well, I thought this was promoting a cute animated show…
Then I scrolled down.
Then I scrolled down.
Well this just made my whole morning
Franz Ferdinand feat. Peter Capaldi - Take Me Out
June 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Well this just made my whole morning
Reposted by Ali G
Our neighbors left us a bag of catnip on our doorstep once. My wife thought it was mint and boiled it make mint tea. I came downstairs to find all 3 of our cats sitting in a circle, just staring at each other, totally baked.
June 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Our neighbors left us a bag of catnip on our doorstep once. My wife thought it was mint and boiled it make mint tea. I came downstairs to find all 3 of our cats sitting in a circle, just staring at each other, totally baked.
Perspective. Current level.
June 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Perspective. Current level.
Life imitates Art imitates Life imitates Art imitates Life
One of these photos is how HBO's The Watchmen depicted a fascist police force back in 2018
The others are real photos of the ICE agents who are rounding people up and disappearing them in Boston, Denver, L.A., and elsewhere
The others are real photos of the ICE agents who are rounding people up and disappearing them in Boston, Denver, L.A., and elsewhere
June 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Life imitates Art imitates Life imitates Art imitates Life
This.
The most striking thing about the LA protests is how many people just dropped everything to show up and yell at federal agents. There are people in suits, and carrying dogs, and wearing flip flops or bike helmets.
These are not people who planned to do this today. But there they are.
These are not people who planned to do this today. But there they are.
June 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This.
Was called a “cool mom” today by other adults and I honestly feel very seen. @wolter.bsky.social
June 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Was called a “cool mom” today by other adults and I honestly feel very seen. @wolter.bsky.social