BerityBaker
@allisonthe13th.bsky.social
they/them, 30s
fat richie tozier
fanfic author & general nuisance
still in my steddie era
🩷💜💙
fat richie tozier
fanfic author & general nuisance
still in my steddie era
🩷💜💙
Pinned
maybe a nervous breakdown would solve all my problems
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i think we really need to re-learn what queerbaiting is and not just william nilliam cry "queerbaiting" when your ship that narratively was very clearly never going to go canon doesn't go canon
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
i think we really need to re-learn what queerbaiting is and not just william nilliam cry "queerbaiting" when your ship that narratively was very clearly never going to go canon doesn't go canon
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little steddie #st5 scene
One moment Steve is standing on the top of the radio tower, watching its antenna getting crushed by a fucking planet. The next moment he is thrown off the platform. He tries desperately to hang on, can hear Dustin screaming, can hear Robin screaming. He tries to hold on
One moment Steve is standing on the top of the radio tower, watching its antenna getting crushed by a fucking planet. The next moment he is thrown off the platform. He tries desperately to hang on, can hear Dustin screaming, can hear Robin screaming. He tries to hold on
January 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
little steddie #st5 scene
One moment Steve is standing on the top of the radio tower, watching its antenna getting crushed by a fucking planet. The next moment he is thrown off the platform. He tries desperately to hang on, can hear Dustin screaming, can hear Robin screaming. He tries to hold on
One moment Steve is standing on the top of the radio tower, watching its antenna getting crushed by a fucking planet. The next moment he is thrown off the platform. He tries desperately to hang on, can hear Dustin screaming, can hear Robin screaming. He tries to hold on
ok that’s fucking rad
Bread and Roses being sung at the inauguration of the largest city in the United States
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
ok that’s fucking rad
nothing sadder than finally unfollowing a fan artist you like for one too many annoying takes 😕
January 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
nothing sadder than finally unfollowing a fan artist you like for one too many annoying takes 😕
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thank you for all the home cooked meals ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
thank you for all the home cooked meals ❤️
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WHAT HAPPENED TO DEREK’S FAMILY, UH!?
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO DEREK’S FAMILY, UH!?
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i for one loved the ending and did a lil cry. you can pry my love for the ending outta my cold dead hands.
WITH THAT SAID----
WITH THAT SAID----
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 AM
i for one loved the ending and did a lil cry. you can pry my love for the ending outta my cold dead hands.
WITH THAT SAID----
WITH THAT SAID----
I’m gonna look the duffers in the eye, I’ll flip ‘em the bird, then I’ll snatch steve harrington and run like hell out of here
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I’m gonna look the duffers in the eye, I’ll flip ‘em the bird, then I’ll snatch steve harrington and run like hell out of here
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happy new year to all my extremely online friends
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
happy new year to all my extremely online friends
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh christ look at the time
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“My dad wants to meet you.”
Eddie choked on his beer. He pounded his fist against his chest a few times, clearing his throat. “Your dad knows about me?”
Steve shrugged his shoulders with a non-confirming hum. “He knows I’m dating a guy.”
“You’re out … with your dad?” Eddie asked, eyebrow raised
Eddie choked on his beer. He pounded his fist against his chest a few times, clearing his throat. “Your dad knows about me?”
Steve shrugged his shoulders with a non-confirming hum. “He knows I’m dating a guy.”
“You’re out … with your dad?” Eddie asked, eyebrow raised
December 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“My dad wants to meet you.”
Eddie choked on his beer. He pounded his fist against his chest a few times, clearing his throat. “Your dad knows about me?”
Steve shrugged his shoulders with a non-confirming hum. “He knows I’m dating a guy.”
“You’re out … with your dad?” Eddie asked, eyebrow raised
Eddie choked on his beer. He pounded his fist against his chest a few times, clearing his throat. “Your dad knows about me?”
Steve shrugged his shoulders with a non-confirming hum. “He knows I’m dating a guy.”
“You’re out … with your dad?” Eddie asked, eyebrow raised
the duffers (lazy): use dnd classes that didn't exist, write in scenes that my grew-up-in-the-70s mom calls out as anachronistic, forget will's birthday, leave plot holes murray could drive a delivery truck through
me (insane): scour bmw boards to see if I can get away with using "beemer" in my fic
me (insane): scour bmw boards to see if I can get away with using "beemer" in my fic
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
the duffers (lazy): use dnd classes that didn't exist, write in scenes that my grew-up-in-the-70s mom calls out as anachronistic, forget will's birthday, leave plot holes murray could drive a delivery truck through
me (insane): scour bmw boards to see if I can get away with using "beemer" in my fic
me (insane): scour bmw boards to see if I can get away with using "beemer" in my fic
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December 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
murray bauman
‘Enormous unlikable asshole who also consistently does the right thing at consequential times’ is a kind of guy under represented in fiction I feel like, relative to real life. There’s plenty of anti-heroes but there’s always the tendency to soften how big a prick they are if they’re the protagonist
December 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
murray bauman
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Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.
I saw a guy who was probably john mulaney on the heathrow express platform 10 years ago
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I saw a guy who was probably john mulaney on the heathrow express platform 10 years ago
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HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
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“Is too big, it’s not gonna fit”
“Steve hears that all the time and he goes in anyway, don’t you, Steve?”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”
“It does hurt a little tho” Eddie says looking at his hands
“Eddie, oh my god!” Steve says
“Eddie!?”
Robin laughing hysterically in the background
#steddie
“Steve hears that all the time and he goes in anyway, don’t you, Steve?”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”
“It does hurt a little tho” Eddie says looking at his hands
“Eddie, oh my god!” Steve says
“Eddie!?”
Robin laughing hysterically in the background
#steddie
December 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“Is too big, it’s not gonna fit”
“Steve hears that all the time and he goes in anyway, don’t you, Steve?”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”
“It does hurt a little tho” Eddie says looking at his hands
“Eddie, oh my god!” Steve says
“Eddie!?”
Robin laughing hysterically in the background
#steddie
“Steve hears that all the time and he goes in anyway, don’t you, Steve?”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”
“It does hurt a little tho” Eddie says looking at his hands
“Eddie, oh my god!” Steve says
“Eddie!?”
Robin laughing hysterically in the background
#steddie
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In the tune of The Moody Blues, Nights In White Satin
December 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In the tune of The Moody Blues, Nights In White Satin
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And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.
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BREAKING. Enormous news in the hockey romance world...
I am thrilled to announce that CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE, a brand new volume of Check, Please! will be serialized in 2026. #omgcp 🏒🥧💕
I am thrilled to announce that CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE, a brand new volume of Check, Please! will be serialized in 2026. #omgcp 🏒🥧💕
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
BREAKING. Enormous news in the hockey romance world...
I am thrilled to announce that CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE, a brand new volume of Check, Please! will be serialized in 2026. #omgcp 🏒🥧💕
I am thrilled to announce that CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE, a brand new volume of Check, Please! will be serialized in 2026. #omgcp 🏒🥧💕
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#ST5 Eddie was having a field day with Steve in Ep 7. Steve making the Beanstalk plan?! Steve with a backwards cap?! Steve with a hand gun and being a dork when he said he can handle a gun from duck hunting 😆 Steve with a Spear?! The poor man is going to have an aneurysm after this is over!!!!! 🥵
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
#ST5 Eddie was having a field day with Steve in Ep 7. Steve making the Beanstalk plan?! Steve with a backwards cap?! Steve with a hand gun and being a dork when he said he can handle a gun from duck hunting 😆 Steve with a Spear?! The poor man is going to have an aneurysm after this is over!!!!! 🥵
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
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“Mr. Clarke and all the men I get ship with”
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Mr. Clarke and all the men I get ship with”