Puerto Rican Gandalf
@allmydovars.bsky.social
I travel for work…a lot.
Mets, Baseball, RPGs, and just trying to get these jokes off, tbh.
Mets, Baseball, RPGs, and just trying to get these jokes off, tbh.
Pinned
Watching The Minions Movie with my nephew and telling him that’s how our family came to America.
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A brawl has broken out in the Hershey Bears intermission game
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
A brawl has broken out in the Hershey Bears intermission game
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Show trial and prompt execution for ICE personnel should be the moderate position
January 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Show trial and prompt execution for ICE personnel should be the moderate position
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If your platform does not include a promise to prosecute Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem, don't run for office.
January 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If your platform does not include a promise to prosecute Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem, don't run for office.
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one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
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Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.
Sunday ass Thursday.
January 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Sunday ass Thursday.
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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another day going to the website where I go to post “holy shit!!!” after an incredible TD catch, and reading about how the most powerful people on earth have perpetrated the worst crimes imaginable with no repercussions, all before finishing my coffee. this is probably good for my mental health
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
another day going to the website where I go to post “holy shit!!!” after an incredible TD catch, and reading about how the most powerful people on earth have perpetrated the worst crimes imaginable with no repercussions, all before finishing my coffee. this is probably good for my mental health
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Spike Lee, who appears to be BLASTED, says that the 69-70 Knicks banner is a fake and he has the real one
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Spike Lee, who appears to be BLASTED, says that the 69-70 Knicks banner is a fake and he has the real one
Bing - and I mean this with all sincerity - Bong.
December 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Bing - and I mean this with all sincerity - Bong.
Idea: a text notification system right before When It Happens that just gently reminds me to get some champagne on ice.
December 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Idea: a text notification system right before When It Happens that just gently reminds me to get some champagne on ice.
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Making a change in my fantasy league’s scoring specifically for the Seahawks defense - you get 20 points if your d-line kills a man.
December 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Making a change in my fantasy league’s scoring specifically for the Seahawks defense - you get 20 points if your d-line kills a man.
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who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
I’m not one of those “I can no longer support the Mets” kind of lunatics, but I live in DFW and yeah, I’m maybe just keeping my Rangers hats in the rotation for a bit.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m not one of those “I can no longer support the Mets” kind of lunatics, but I live in DFW and yeah, I’m maybe just keeping my Rangers hats in the rotation for a bit.
Read the room, guys. Jfc
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Read the room, guys. Jfc
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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I wasn’t mad about the deal until I saw this, really.
3 years, $69M
Edwin Diaz to the Dodgers
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I wasn’t mad about the deal until I saw this, really.