Minneapolis.

my one plea as we ring in the new year with Zohran being sworn in as mayor is to take some fucking wins

he’s not going to be perfect, there will be setbacks and disappointments, but take some joy and some pride in the good that comes out of this

good things are more durable when we celebrate them

I've waited 3 years to make this post

the nick shirley thing pisses me off because it's changed the narrative so much that people don't understand that the fraud problem *is years old*. The prosecutions for Feeding Our Future are well underway. Reforms (some worth critiquing!) are already happening and have been happening for awhile.

Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods

One guy on the marketing team: actually

IT IS TIME.

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

Here's a quilt of Volume 4 of the Epstein document dump. Gives you a 10,000 foot view of the redactions. that's 2,704 docs.

thomas chatterton williams and olivia nuzzi teaming up to write the single worst sentence in human history; it is currently at 5,160 words and 31% complete

the cauldron can be used for killing chronos AND making tasty snacks 😋✨ #hadesii

My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened”
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job

Anyway he’s dead

*DICK CHENEY DEAD AT 84: PUNCHBOWL

The Twins are a fucking embarrassment

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

this horse 🐎 LOVES 💖 bad news 👎

*starting a 15 year old Obsidian RPG* peepaw is playing his stories again

give everyone a rice cooker too and I think we got something.

Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?