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Lottie
@alottie.bsky.social
Ex-Teacher, home baker 🧁🍰, very amateur gardener, & learning to sew 🪡🧵
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Guten Morgen 😃🙋‍♂️🤗☁️☕️☕️☕️ habt einen schönen Samstag 🥰🥰🐼🐼😂😅
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Real, what a surprise!!!!
I really don’t blame them.
In today's surprising news we learn that urgently needed migrant workers don't want to work in an unwelcoming anti-migrant and sometimes openly racist environment.
December 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
This should have said, I was told Christmas dinner was being served at 5pm.

It was served sometime after 6pm in the end.
Yesterday I was Christmas dinner was being served at 5pm, I laughed. This morning I received a text saying we were eating between 4.30 & 5, I thought, maybe they really are organised this year. Well it looks like we will be eating about 6, as expected. It all smells great.
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Meet Oscar. #notmycat.
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Yesterday I was Christmas dinner was being served at 5pm, I laughed. This morning I received a text saying we were eating between 4.30 & 5, I thought, maybe they really are organised this year. Well it looks like we will be eating about 6, as expected. It all smells great.
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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☠️MORTIFYING CHRISTMAS STORY TIME

Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
ALT: a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
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December 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Very important Christmas information.
Looking to track Santa this year? You can find him on Flightradar24 at www.flightradar24.com/R3DN053/3d9f... right now as he warms up the reindeer and tests sleigh upgrades.

Looking for a way to track Santa on a larger screen, like a smart TV? Head to www.youtube.com/live/rI_A_dc...
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I need to move, but the cats have other ideas.
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I know some midwives, variations on chlamydia have been used 👶.
Top ten names that would make a decent baby name if it wasn’t already the name of a medical condition or medication…

10. Amnesia
9. Rubella
8. Codeine
7. Malaria
6. Paxil
5. Alopecia
4. Bonjela
3. Aphasia
2. Typhus
1. Chlamydia
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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We've all lost a big friend in @wombat37.bsky.social.

I've written up a thing over on Blipfoto

www.blipfoto.com/entry/345006...

What a top fella, sail on well my friend.
Wombat | dbrereton
Yesterday I heard the sad news that Michael Wombat had passed. I hate that phase, it's so weak. We used to say people died in the 70s, it...
www.blipfoto.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
This is my idea Christmas gift too. ⬇️
What i would like for Christmas... (impossible edition)

World peace

No more whipped-up hate campaigns against the vulnerable and "othered"

All intrusive "AI" helper software to be opt-in ONLY... off by default (and no sneaking).
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Chris Rea rest in peace. Road to hell still one of my favourite tracks, the album is pretty dawned good too.
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My favourite Facebook posts have to be the ‘this cats keeps appearing in our garden, we think it is lost, so we have fed it, it has returned this morning’.
Cats are master manipulators. 🐈‍⬛ 🐈
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I always read 📚 when I go to bed. The last 2 nights I've woken up, still wearing my glasses, having read just a page. I must have been tired.
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Love this, he's a keeper.
I apologise to my cats if I make a sudden loud noise that startles them.
One of the things I love about my boyfriend is that if I hear one of the cats sneeze in another room with him I always hear him quietly say "bless you" a moment later.
December 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you are in the UK The Librarians is avaliable on the iplayer, under the Storyville banner. Well worth a watch.
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
True.
Humans think they're so great and clever but we'll never ever be as comfy as a cat that's just basically fallen over and passed out.
#Caturday
December 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It is officially Christmas, the tree is going up, the mulled wine has been poured.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I worked in education for many years. Teachers have recognised this creeping problem sexism for years. Overwhelmingly perpetrators are white boys. Do not blame refugees and asylum seekers for a homegrown problem.
It should also be notated most boys I taught were brilliant & respectful human beings
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If you can avoid it, don’t update to new app, it is currently very poor, definitely not user friendly. It is so bad I have uninstalled it on my android phone. The iPad has the original, and I’m sticking with that, it does what I need & in very user friendly.
We’re continuing to listen to your feedback on our refreshed app, launching in the new year.

Since the beta release in August, we’ve received more than 11,000 pieces of feedback on various topics. Here’s how we’ve acted so far ⤵️

🧵 1/4
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I'm sharing this here, as I have on Facebook and Instagram, but there's no account on here to share from, and I just think this is wonderful.

A really good balance of design and implementation, and appears to achieve everything it set out to do, and it *SO* appeals to my inner 'work nerd'.
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM