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TTRPG design and testing nonsense | 23 | they/them (for now???)

maybe i will post about game design. bluesky i am begging you to show me stuff about game design
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game awards 2016: we signed a sponsorship deal with schick, here is a bit razor mascot man. he's buff for some reason

game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I think accidentally barking too realistically in vc bc you were showing the lion lady is like the most embarrassed I've ever been in my life and I'm about to do it again in front of all your bsky followers
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Crazy how with these people it's always AI that's "here to stay like it or not" and never like gender affirming medical procedures or something
October 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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You were lied to! the ara ara dommy mommy anime woman archetype was completely made up by twitch streamers and patreon artists! they just pick a new character to project onto every so often to keep you off balance!
September 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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if you as a fan of games have ever seriously used Reggie Fils Amis' "If it's not fun, what's the point?" quote in a conversation about games as art you need to genuinely evaluate your ability to be curious about art because that is a thought terminating cliché and an intellectual dead end
tell me a fandom opinion that you’d defend like this
September 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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For the love of god can we stop airing articles about "X tech bro says this is gonna happen in X years clearly just in service of a publicity stunt". No. It's not going to happen. Obviously. Why are we indulging this?
August 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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i think many comparisons to authors who suck ass and their works to jk rowling and harry potter often fall flat bc jk rowling is such a deeply evil person that has such a massive influence the person in question being compared has to do smth like get the civils rights act of 1964 repealed to fit
August 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Hey Gang! I could not be more thrilled to step behind the screen for Campaign 4 of Critical Role, and cannot wait to share all the amazing things me and this incredible team have been cooking up for you! 🐲⚔️🔮
August 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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My TTRPG hot take is that if you ask one of my friends "Do you read at a third grade level?", I immediately lose any interest in the points you're trying to make and block you.

Life is too short for that shit.
August 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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grandpa got plowed over by a seme‼️‼️
August 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Hi, I'm the trans girl character in your one-season anime. The casting agency got 20 auditions from trans women VAs but chose either a high soprano cis woman or a cis man with a deep bass instead. I have a chiseled jaw. I move the plot in no way, but I have an episode where I make you feel sad.
Hi. I am the one black friend in a any given cartoon made by a white showrunner. I’m the safest most toothless Disney Channel depiction of all black ppl ever created. No other black friends exist except as stereotype. I am always a nerd. All asian ppl will know martial arts or be obnoxiously smart.
Hi I'm a conventionally attractive white guy in a movie or on TV. I have exactly one (1) black friend
August 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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it's crazy how fast your algorithm can turn into this and then ppl wonder why the world is undergoing communal psychosis
July 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
July 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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A key point in Fahrenheit 451 is that books were banned because they made people depressed and uncomfortable. The novel's protagonist, Montag, is taken into custody after he reads a poem that makes a woman cry because she realizes the emptiness of her life.
July 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I'm looking through what I think is the oldest text document about DELTARUNE that I can find. This is one of the first facts about Susie. Even though this has never happened in the game, everyone just intuitively understands this as true. I won.
June 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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[rolling death saves and sweating profusely] idk GM this is a little problematic...I mean...bury your gays trope much? :// yikes dude
June 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Real talk, we lost something as a culture when we fell out of love with novelty architecture.
June 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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reiterating this for Saturday in the US related reasons don't give your fckin full name and zip code to any website claiming to be like rsvp for the upcoming protests
you do not need to sign up via a website to go to a protest and I'd be really suspicious of anyone trying to register your interest for one btw just a note generally
June 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Sounds absurd to assert that a person's desire to know what my genitals are is more important than my desire to keep my genitals private but here we are.
June 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
goddamn take me to dinner first mr dings
I CAN FEEL IT

QUICKENING NOW.

HOW LUCKY WE ARE

TO NEED EACH OTHER IN THIS WAY.
June 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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microsoft put an AI button in fucking NOTEPAD, rightly FUCK OFF lol
June 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM