AltaKarl
@altakarl.bsky.social
Graphic Designer, Speedcuber, Planeswalker & Chronic Rambler. Not _too_ active.
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"Oh Man I need to pick a seat for my movie"
The ever faithful cinema seat selection:
The ever faithful cinema seat selection:
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March 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"Oh Man I need to pick a seat for my movie"
The ever faithful cinema seat selection:
The ever faithful cinema seat selection:
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Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.
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"I just don't know how you go around, asking everyone if they consent to sex before you start having sex. I just don't see how that would work."
“I just don’t know how you go around, asking everyone first. I just don’t see how that would work.”
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"I just don't know how you go around, asking everyone if they consent to sex before you start having sex. I just don't see how that would work."
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but opposing GenAI is not about opposing technology, it's about opposing capitalists.
GenAI is not a technology: it's a massive automation of theft, masquerading as an industry, run by grifters.
Don't hate computers, hate the capitalists behind the curtain.
GenAI is not a technology: it's a massive automation of theft, masquerading as an industry, run by grifters.
Don't hate computers, hate the capitalists behind the curtain.
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but opposing GenAI is not about opposing technology, it's about opposing capitalists.
GenAI is not a technology: it's a massive automation of theft, masquerading as an industry, run by grifters.
Don't hate computers, hate the capitalists behind the curtain.
GenAI is not a technology: it's a massive automation of theft, masquerading as an industry, run by grifters.
Don't hate computers, hate the capitalists behind the curtain.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
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HEY. there's a lotta newcomers here again, and we do things here a lil differently, but a lotta the posts about it are a bit scattered, so here's a thread explaining everything you'll wanna know if you're new here!
#twitter #bluesky #newcomers #lazloart
#twitter #bluesky #newcomers #lazloart
December 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
HEY. there's a lotta newcomers here again, and we do things here a lil differently, but a lotta the posts about it are a bit scattered, so here's a thread explaining everything you'll wanna know if you're new here!
#twitter #bluesky #newcomers #lazloart
#twitter #bluesky #newcomers #lazloart
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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as a (virtually) lifelong NYer here's the deal: all pizza is good. deep dish rules. detroit pizza is goated. lunch lady cafeteria pizza was a joy. the only dubious pizza culture is california because it tries too hard but even (most) california pizza is fantastic. grow up
again chicagoans need to grow a set and stand up for themselves. deep dish is the superior pizza, you don’t have to do this cowardly whimpering “oh actually we like thin crust that’s cut into squares for no damned reason” thing. this is why the rancid packers have been clowning you for 30 years
Pope Leo canonically prefers Aurelio’s. www.tastingtable.com/1857955/pope...
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
as a (virtually) lifelong NYer here's the deal: all pizza is good. deep dish rules. detroit pizza is goated. lunch lady cafeteria pizza was a joy. the only dubious pizza culture is california because it tries too hard but even (most) california pizza is fantastic. grow up
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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"i want you to love me like it's 1965" ok? *turns you into a ceremonial county and splits you into 32 boroughs*
December 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"i want you to love me like it's 1965" ok? *turns you into a ceremonial county and splits you into 32 boroughs*
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every time pete hegseth gives someone a lie detector test he's participating in the kink of a long dead poly sub dude and i think that's beautiful
bizarre factoid i got reminded about the week is that one of the biggest early pioneers, proponents, and public spokesman of the polygraph was william marston, the creator of wonder woman, so it's directly tied to golden lasso of truth and marston's whole, uh, deal
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
every time pete hegseth gives someone a lie detector test he's participating in the kink of a long dead poly sub dude and i think that's beautiful
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I feel this way about "van life" and "tiny houses."
Capitalism trying to transform the broken promises made to Millennials and younger into hip, fun lifestyles, instead of acknowledging *their* parents were homeowners at 25 and something terrible has changed that trajectory.
Capitalism trying to transform the broken promises made to Millennials and younger into hip, fun lifestyles, instead of acknowledging *their* parents were homeowners at 25 and something terrible has changed that trajectory.
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I feel this way about "van life" and "tiny houses."
Capitalism trying to transform the broken promises made to Millennials and younger into hip, fun lifestyles, instead of acknowledging *their* parents were homeowners at 25 and something terrible has changed that trajectory.
Capitalism trying to transform the broken promises made to Millennials and younger into hip, fun lifestyles, instead of acknowledging *their* parents were homeowners at 25 and something terrible has changed that trajectory.
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This is the only 500+ hours thumbs down Steam review I will allow
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is the only 500+ hours thumbs down Steam review I will allow
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Just a little something to remind yourself for those that are having a difficult holiday ✨🫂
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just a little something to remind yourself for those that are having a difficult holiday ✨🫂
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December 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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"people can still download your art from bsky and feed it into AI" if gamer behavior has taught me anything, just one extra button press is more than enough to annoy a MASSIVE amount of people into not making the effort
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"people can still download your art from bsky and feed it into AI" if gamer behavior has taught me anything, just one extra button press is more than enough to annoy a MASSIVE amount of people into not making the effort
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Looking for some LoadingReadyRun Christmas themed content this holiday season? This playlist has a bunch of our old sketches and Crapshots (including yesterday’s episode) ready for your viewing pleasure! 🎅🏼🎄
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
LoadingReadyRun Christmas - YouTube
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December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Looking for some LoadingReadyRun Christmas themed content this holiday season? This playlist has a bunch of our old sketches and Crapshots (including yesterday’s episode) ready for your viewing pleasure! 🎅🏼🎄
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's a whole genre it's beautiful