Santa's Little Alvar
@alvartheo.bsky.social
Writerman, writerman, that's what writerman does.
Benothinged out now from Haunt.
https://www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alvar-theo/benothinged/9781915691095
Benothinged out now from Haunt.
https://www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alvar-theo/benothinged/9781915691095
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🥀BENOTHINGED by @alvartheo.bsky.social 🥀
An ambitious horror-comedy novel that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages...
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
An ambitious horror-comedy novel that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages...
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
Benothinged by Alvar Theo (Paperback) — Haunt Publishing
Benothinged is an ambitious horror-comedy that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages.
www.hauntpublishing.com
Please buy my book, I need money for daft shit 🙏
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
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the last days of autumn
We already had our first snow a few weeks ago. It’s a beautiful contrast to the colorful landscape and a reminder that winter is rapidly approaching.
Autumn never lasts long enough for my liking
This was the patreon print for november.
We already had our first snow a few weeks ago. It’s a beautiful contrast to the colorful landscape and a reminder that winter is rapidly approaching.
Autumn never lasts long enough for my liking
This was the patreon print for november.
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the last days of autumn
We already had our first snow a few weeks ago. It’s a beautiful contrast to the colorful landscape and a reminder that winter is rapidly approaching.
Autumn never lasts long enough for my liking
This was the patreon print for november.
We already had our first snow a few weeks ago. It’s a beautiful contrast to the colorful landscape and a reminder that winter is rapidly approaching.
Autumn never lasts long enough for my liking
This was the patreon print for november.
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Petition to only ever refer to Hadley Freeman as a "Woody Allen activist" from now on.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Petition to only ever refer to Hadley Freeman as a "Woody Allen activist" from now on.
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There is so much gay romance TV out there, she yells into the wind. It's just not in English, she screams.
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
There is so much gay romance TV out there, she yells into the wind. It's just not in English, she screams.
Anyone know anything about letting a lip piercing heal up? All I can find online is about healing new ones.
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Anyone know anything about letting a lip piercing heal up? All I can find online is about healing new ones.
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Heated Rivalry feels like (and i do NOT mean this as a criticism) a propaganda film for the concept of twunks.
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Heated Rivalry feels like (and i do NOT mean this as a criticism) a propaganda film for the concept of twunks.
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Like in the British colonies they used to categorise you under various slurs depending on your ancestry white v Black and over generations it all got too difficult. Same with your binary gender and compulsory heterosexuality. The colonial game is up folks no matter how much you try to police it
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Like in the British colonies they used to categorise you under various slurs depending on your ancestry white v Black and over generations it all got too difficult. Same with your binary gender and compulsory heterosexuality. The colonial game is up folks no matter how much you try to police it
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Congratulations to the 2025 Small Spec Book Awards winners!
✨BETTER LIVING THROUGH ALCHEMY by @evanjpeterson.bsky.social (@slgable.bsky.social)
✨YOU WILL SPEAK FOR THE DEAD by @rabusby.bsky.social (@stelliform.press)
✨EMPRESS OF DUST by @alexyquest.bsky.social (@wctracy.bsky.social)
#SSBA #SSBA2025
✨BETTER LIVING THROUGH ALCHEMY by @evanjpeterson.bsky.social (@slgable.bsky.social)
✨YOU WILL SPEAK FOR THE DEAD by @rabusby.bsky.social (@stelliform.press)
✨EMPRESS OF DUST by @alexyquest.bsky.social (@wctracy.bsky.social)
#SSBA #SSBA2025
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Congratulations to the 2025 Small Spec Book Awards winners!
✨BETTER LIVING THROUGH ALCHEMY by @evanjpeterson.bsky.social (@slgable.bsky.social)
✨YOU WILL SPEAK FOR THE DEAD by @rabusby.bsky.social (@stelliform.press)
✨EMPRESS OF DUST by @alexyquest.bsky.social (@wctracy.bsky.social)
#SSBA #SSBA2025
✨BETTER LIVING THROUGH ALCHEMY by @evanjpeterson.bsky.social (@slgable.bsky.social)
✨YOU WILL SPEAK FOR THE DEAD by @rabusby.bsky.social (@stelliform.press)
✨EMPRESS OF DUST by @alexyquest.bsky.social (@wctracy.bsky.social)
#SSBA #SSBA2025
Thanks so much @specawards.bsky.social it's been fun. Congratulations to @rabusby.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thanks so much @specawards.bsky.social it's been fun. Congratulations to @rabusby.bsky.social
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December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Today is World AIDS Day. Since 1988, communities have stood together on World AIDS Day to show strength and solidarity against HIV stigma and to remember lives lost.
For more information about how you can support this cause visit worldaidsday.org
#WorldAIDSDay #EndHIVStigma #HIVAwareness
For more information about how you can support this cause visit worldaidsday.org
#WorldAIDSDay #EndHIVStigma #HIVAwareness
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Today is World AIDS Day. Since 1988, communities have stood together on World AIDS Day to show strength and solidarity against HIV stigma and to remember lives lost.
For more information about how you can support this cause visit worldaidsday.org
#WorldAIDSDay #EndHIVStigma #HIVAwareness
For more information about how you can support this cause visit worldaidsday.org
#WorldAIDSDay #EndHIVStigma #HIVAwareness
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if it seems a bit strange to you that an ostensibly ‘feminist’ organisation should be campaigning against free period products, I’d invite you to consider where said organisation is getting its funding and whose views it’s set up to promote
I guess when you're rich you can't comprehend people having no money, much feminism from Maya as usual. They are willing to see organisations that actually help people shut down if they don't follow their weird little ideology, but yeah, she's a "women's rights campaigner"
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
if it seems a bit strange to you that an ostensibly ‘feminist’ organisation should be campaigning against free period products, I’d invite you to consider where said organisation is getting its funding and whose views it’s set up to promote
If anyone's looking for a way to wind their nephew up this Christmas, I've told mine I'm going to sponsor a llama in his name and he'll get a certificate which'll be his whole present.
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If anyone's looking for a way to wind their nephew up this Christmas, I've told mine I'm going to sponsor a llama in his name and he'll get a certificate which'll be his whole present.
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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The nights are getting darker and so should your books. Make BENOTHINGED by @alvartheo.bsky.social your next read and prepare to laugh, rage, cry and shiver.
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
#Horror #HorroBooks #HorrorLiterature
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
#Horror #HorroBooks #HorrorLiterature
Benothinged by Alvar Theo (Paperback) — Haunt Publishing
Benothinged is an ambitious horror-comedy that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages.
www.hauntpublishing.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The nights are getting darker and so should your books. Make BENOTHINGED by @alvartheo.bsky.social your next read and prepare to laugh, rage, cry and shiver.
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
#Horror #HorroBooks #HorrorLiterature
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
#Horror #HorroBooks #HorrorLiterature
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Making a Queer Small Business Starter pack! If you're queer and you have a shop please comment below to be added!!
go.bsky.app/2oFSSJY
#queerowned #lgbtcommunity #supportartists #stickers #prints #keychains #nerdy
go.bsky.app/2oFSSJY
#queerowned #lgbtcommunity #supportartists #stickers #prints #keychains #nerdy
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Making a Queer Small Business Starter pack! If you're queer and you have a shop please comment below to be added!!
go.bsky.app/2oFSSJY
#queerowned #lgbtcommunity #supportartists #stickers #prints #keychains #nerdy
go.bsky.app/2oFSSJY
#queerowned #lgbtcommunity #supportartists #stickers #prints #keychains #nerdy
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What if Wicked was released in 1900?
Here is my take on the book cover / movie poster using the designs W. W. Denslow and John R. Neill did for L. Frank Baum's original books.
(I made the Witch green more for colour scheme but also it's fairly significant to Maguire's book)
Here is my take on the book cover / movie poster using the designs W. W. Denslow and John R. Neill did for L. Frank Baum's original books.
(I made the Witch green more for colour scheme but also it's fairly significant to Maguire's book)
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
What if Wicked was released in 1900?
Here is my take on the book cover / movie poster using the designs W. W. Denslow and John R. Neill did for L. Frank Baum's original books.
(I made the Witch green more for colour scheme but also it's fairly significant to Maguire's book)
Here is my take on the book cover / movie poster using the designs W. W. Denslow and John R. Neill did for L. Frank Baum's original books.
(I made the Witch green more for colour scheme but also it's fairly significant to Maguire's book)
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I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
Towards the end of November I like to start accusing people of Ruining Christmas for increasingly spurious reasons.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Towards the end of November I like to start accusing people of Ruining Christmas for increasingly spurious reasons.
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It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
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We need your help.
@waterstones.bsky.social, without any direct communication with us, will be opening their 6th Edinburgh branch less than 100 metres from our front door at the Foot of the Walk in Leith.
Please read on for more information
www.heraldscotland.com/news/2562908...
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@waterstones.bsky.social, without any direct communication with us, will be opening their 6th Edinburgh branch less than 100 metres from our front door at the Foot of the Walk in Leith.
Please read on for more information
www.heraldscotland.com/news/2562908...
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Anger as Waterstones snaps up prime site on doorstep of independent bookshop
UK's biggest bookselling chain under fire over plans for new store beside Edinburgh tram line.
www.heraldscotland.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
We need your help.
@waterstones.bsky.social, without any direct communication with us, will be opening their 6th Edinburgh branch less than 100 metres from our front door at the Foot of the Walk in Leith.
Please read on for more information
www.heraldscotland.com/news/2562908...
(1/2)
@waterstones.bsky.social, without any direct communication with us, will be opening their 6th Edinburgh branch less than 100 metres from our front door at the Foot of the Walk in Leith.
Please read on for more information
www.heraldscotland.com/news/2562908...
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
Dangerously close to putting the Christmas decorations up in an attempt to boost morale.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Dangerously close to putting the Christmas decorations up in an attempt to boost morale.
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I get why a lot of non-disabled people want to pretend respiratory illnesses don’t exist, but as we’re coming up on another event I can’t safely attend, I encourage you to just THINK about wearing a mask at events - or at least on the train/ plane there, where there’s probably no reason not to
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I get why a lot of non-disabled people want to pretend respiratory illnesses don’t exist, but as we’re coming up on another event I can’t safely attend, I encourage you to just THINK about wearing a mask at events - or at least on the train/ plane there, where there’s probably no reason not to