lyss🦎
@alyssard.bsky.social
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lyss🦎
@alyssard.bsky.social
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maisie adam is quite possibly my favorite person that's ever been on taskmaster, her brain is a mess but she's also so clever, she's just like me for real
being faced with the consequences of my actions (my credit card statement was posted with the flights, hostel, and ticket for the show)
i couldn’t get tickets to the taskmaster US tour stop in new york so i said “bet” and booked myself a trip to london in early april and bought a ticket to @thehornesection.bsky.social live LMAO*
January 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
being faced with the consequences of my actions (my credit card statement was posted with the flights, hostel, and ticket for the show)
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This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
i’m doing junk journaling this year and i’m very excited about it
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 AM
i’m doing junk journaling this year and i’m very excited about it
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An ICE agent was caught slipping on ice in Minnesota.
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
An ICE agent was caught slipping on ice in Minnesota.
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'Well, get in. These jobs ain't gonna do themselves!'
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 AM
'Well, get in. These jobs ain't gonna do themselves!'
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healing includes so much random crying. let it out
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
healing includes so much random crying. let it out
i know people usually pin posts to their profile that like did well engagement wise or whatever but i decided to pin a post that explains exactly what kind of fuck ass person i am
January 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
i know people usually pin posts to their profile that like did well engagement wise or whatever but i decided to pin a post that explains exactly what kind of fuck ass person i am
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January 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Please support Michael de Adder, who does great work:
January 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Please support Michael de Adder, who does great work:
getting ready to be talked at in a meeting by higher ups for an hour starter packer:
-fidget toy
-blanket
-empty water bottle i didn't have time to refill
-nodding along with a blank face every now and then
-fidget toy
-blanket
-empty water bottle i didn't have time to refill
-nodding along with a blank face every now and then
January 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
getting ready to be talked at in a meeting by higher ups for an hour starter packer:
-fidget toy
-blanket
-empty water bottle i didn't have time to refill
-nodding along with a blank face every now and then
-fidget toy
-blanket
-empty water bottle i didn't have time to refill
-nodding along with a blank face every now and then
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
important message to all bluesky users
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This is Chili. He was invited to his first doggy pool party. Quickly learned he really, realllly likes doing belly flops. 13/10 (TT: goldenchilidog)
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This is Chili. He was invited to his first doggy pool party. Quickly learned he really, realllly likes doing belly flops. 13/10 (TT: goldenchilidog)
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
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Justice means changing the system that allowed this to happen.
Urge your Senators to start proceedings to abolish ICE – (202) 224-3121.
And register to vote.
#SayTheirNames #RegisterDemocrats #Voterizer social.fieldteam6.org/s/94Z0lUEM
#sheshed
Urge your Senators to start proceedings to abolish ICE – (202) 224-3121.
And register to vote.
#SayTheirNames #RegisterDemocrats #Voterizer social.fieldteam6.org/s/94Z0lUEM
#sheshed
Help us register more Democrats
social.fieldteam6.org
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Justice means changing the system that allowed this to happen.
Urge your Senators to start proceedings to abolish ICE – (202) 224-3121.
And register to vote.
#SayTheirNames #RegisterDemocrats #Voterizer social.fieldteam6.org/s/94Z0lUEM
#sheshed
Urge your Senators to start proceedings to abolish ICE – (202) 224-3121.
And register to vote.
#SayTheirNames #RegisterDemocrats #Voterizer social.fieldteam6.org/s/94Z0lUEM
#sheshed
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
www.gofundme.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
there’s something cruel about me getting my period on the day that would have been my third anniversary with my ex. lol.
January 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
there’s something cruel about me getting my period on the day that would have been my third anniversary with my ex. lol.
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He's making all the Democrats look bad 😂
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
He's making all the Democrats look bad 😂
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please call it, omg
Please call 1-863-TALK-VIP to adopt Ollie and Archimedes 🍼
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
please call it, omg
me when new taskmaster content
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
me when new taskmaster content
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Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case
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Javier, our CEO, hopes your holiday break was everything you needed it to be. It is understandable if you need a bit more time to get reacclimated this morning. He hopes 2026 brings you love, happiness, and plenty of good dogs. He is comfortable handling that last one ❤️
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Javier, our CEO, hopes your holiday break was everything you needed it to be. It is understandable if you need a bit more time to get reacclimated this morning. He hopes 2026 brings you love, happiness, and plenty of good dogs. He is comfortable handling that last one ❤️