Amber DaSilva
@ambericaoffline.beauty
29
she/her
brooklyn
staff writer at Jalopnik
AmbericaOffline.93 on signal (for mutuals)
she/her
brooklyn
staff writer at Jalopnik
AmbericaOffline.93 on signal (for mutuals)
new @, whaddya think
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
new @, whaddya think
the numbers here say italy supplied 10,000 condoms for 3,000 athletes, which ran out in three days. every olympian is fucking a bit over once per day on average
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
the numbers here say italy supplied 10,000 condoms for 3,000 athletes, which ran out in three days. every olympian is fucking a bit over once per day on average
you know you've been in media too long when you start having strong opinions about anna moneymaker
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
you know you've been in media too long when you start having strong opinions about anna moneymaker
new checkout guy at the bodega saw me without a mask for the first time today, leading him to say i "look better without a mask" and call me "sweetheart" during checkout. now wondering if i can spin him and the deli guy who gawks at my tits against each other through seductress iago machinations
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
new checkout guy at the bodega saw me without a mask for the first time today, leading him to say i "look better without a mask" and call me "sweetheart" during checkout. now wondering if i can spin him and the deli guy who gawks at my tits against each other through seductress iago machinations
god i am really a sucker for british accents huh
February 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
god i am really a sucker for british accents huh
tuning in and realizing that, despite being on vicki's charity stream with her years ago, i had absolutely no memory of what @postoctobrist.bsky.social sounds like
TRAN GIRLISMO EPISODE THREE: THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION IS THE LAST BASTION OF DEMOCRACY [with OUR VERY FIRST GUEST @postoctobrist.bsky.social] is now live on Your Podcasting Platforms
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Episode 3: The DOT Is The Last Bastion Of Democracy [With Guest November Kelly] | Victoria Scott
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February 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
tuning in and realizing that, despite being on vicki's charity stream with her years ago, i had absolutely no memory of what @postoctobrist.bsky.social sounds like
it’s even better after a quick truss rod adjustment. also don’t judge i learned this riff literally five minutes ago
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
it’s even better after a quick truss rod adjustment. also don’t judge i learned this riff literally five minutes ago
truly the most uncanny valley guy i've ever had the misfortune of seeing
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
February 11, 2026 at 11:54 PM
truly the most uncanny valley guy i've ever had the misfortune of seeing
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initial d is the most important study of straight male heterosexuality of all time. it is the only text you need
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
initial d is the most important study of straight male heterosexuality of all time. it is the only text you need
bass guitar is out for delivery
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
bass guitar is out for delivery
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Zhao in ‘Die Another Day’ (2002):
May we please see the Aston Martin one single solitary time
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Zhao in ‘Die Another Day’ (2002):
i love new york city
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
i love new york city
this is one of my favorite reviews i've gotten to write recently. doing my best @victoriascott.bsky.social impression (it pales in comparison)
the indian chief vintage, by contrast, is confident in what it is
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
this is one of my favorite reviews i've gotten to write recently. doing my best @victoriascott.bsky.social impression (it pales in comparison)
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the indian chief vintage, by contrast, is confident in what it is
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
the indian chief vintage, by contrast, is confident in what it is
the indian chief vintage, by contrast, is confident in what it is
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
the indian chief vintage, by contrast, is confident in what it is
i'm running a test print now
In 1943, musician Woody Guthrie placed a message on his guitar: "This machine kills fascists."
I am part of a group that's shipped half a million free 3D-printed whistles to defend against ICE — 200,000 of them in the first week of February alone.
This is the story of the "Whistle Crew."
I am part of a group that's shipped half a million free 3D-printed whistles to defend against ICE — 200,000 of them in the first week of February alone.
This is the story of the "Whistle Crew."
This whistle fights fascists
I print whistles now. You can too.
www.theverge.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
i'm running a test print now
signal supremacy
todays a big day for longtime discord haters like myself
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
signal supremacy
took a sad lil photo walk in the snow the other day
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
took a sad lil photo walk in the snow the other day
well, it was a fun platform while it lasted, they're not getting my id
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
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February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
well, it was a fun platform while it lasted, they're not getting my id
deeply unfair that i can still be very sad even after the pats got their shit wrecked. that was supposed to fix me forever
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 AM
deeply unfair that i can still be very sad even after the pats got their shit wrecked. that was supposed to fix me forever
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New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.
Feel bad for my patriot fan friends but this is a good omen for society
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.