Amberlampz
@amberlampz.bsky.social
Don’t forget, I’m just a girl. ✨
I believe that people should be able to take up space.
Except in the supermarket. Please stand BEHIND your shopping cart so I can get past you to get a bag of rice!
Except in the supermarket. Please stand BEHIND your shopping cart so I can get past you to get a bag of rice!
May 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I believe that people should be able to take up space.
Except in the supermarket. Please stand BEHIND your shopping cart so I can get past you to get a bag of rice!
Except in the supermarket. Please stand BEHIND your shopping cart so I can get past you to get a bag of rice!
One of the reasons I know we’re in a recession is because Lady Gaga’s new album hits just right.
March 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
One of the reasons I know we’re in a recession is because Lady Gaga’s new album hits just right.
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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
She came up and sat beside me full shrimp while I was working. I feel like she’s either mocking me or has adopted my work posture.
February 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
She came up and sat beside me full shrimp while I was working. I feel like she’s either mocking me or has adopted my work posture.
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"you're so quiet" I’m in energy saving mode
February 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"you're so quiet" I’m in energy saving mode
I need chips, salsa, queso, margs, and yapping.
February 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I need chips, salsa, queso, margs, and yapping.
I now have a Lavender sprout 🥹
January 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I now have a Lavender sprout 🥹
Just reminding everyone that Nazi and Nazi sympathizers don’t deserve kindness. kthxbyyyeee ✨
January 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Just reminding everyone that Nazi and Nazi sympathizers don’t deserve kindness. kthxbyyyeee ✨
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*cocks gun* looks like there's no more time to fix your heart
January 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
*cocks gun* looks like there's no more time to fix your heart
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"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create
January 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create
I know the bowl of popcorn my partner just popped for himself hates to see me coming!
January 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I know the bowl of popcorn my partner just popped for himself hates to see me coming!
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How does terrorizing farm workers, school kids and hard working immigrants make America great, especially when you release and pardon violent insurrectionists?
White Nationalism is Nazism.
White Nationalism is Nazism.
January 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
How does terrorizing farm workers, school kids and hard working immigrants make America great, especially when you release and pardon violent insurrectionists?
White Nationalism is Nazism.
White Nationalism is Nazism.
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Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.
I was in a fb argument with a right-wing sex worker who was spewing transphobic lies and rhetoric. I told her to get therapy and block the account she was commenting on if it was going to get her all worked up. Apparently “get therapy” is an insult, but wanting the eradication of trans people is ok.
January 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I was in a fb argument with a right-wing sex worker who was spewing transphobic lies and rhetoric. I told her to get therapy and block the account she was commenting on if it was going to get her all worked up. Apparently “get therapy” is an insult, but wanting the eradication of trans people is ok.
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Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
I sure fucking hope so!
BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE TEMPORARILY BLOCKS TRUMP'S BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP EXECUTIVE ORDER
January 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I sure fucking hope so!
“If you punch a Nazi then you are no better than them!”
I don’t need to be better than them.
They need to be DEAD.
I don’t need to be better than them.
They need to be DEAD.
January 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“If you punch a Nazi then you are no better than them!”
I don’t need to be better than them.
They need to be DEAD.
I don’t need to be better than them.
They need to be DEAD.
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You don’t have to be fearless to be brave.
Do it scared.
Do it scared.
January 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You don’t have to be fearless to be brave.
Do it scared.
Do it scared.
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Something to think about
January 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Something to think about
Apparently we’re all female now according to the USA. Congrats to my new fellow ladies!
January 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Apparently we’re all female now according to the USA. Congrats to my new fellow ladies!
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i left my conditioner in for a full three minutes so you can lower your motherfuckin voice when you speak to me
January 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i left my conditioner in for a full three minutes so you can lower your motherfuckin voice when you speak to me
I will always trust my eyes over a man with an unwashed ass.
January 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I will always trust my eyes over a man with an unwashed ass.