Amiritte
@amiritte.bsky.social
Educator, momma, political junkie, writer, lover of old school hip hop & yacht rock…just trying to survive these next 4 years.
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Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
September 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man.
Never change your last name.
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tough it out, bitches. no Tylenol, no no no no no. Ok, maybe ONE Tylenol. ONE sparing, itsy bitsy Tylenol…just for you weaklings.
Next step: ban epidurals
Next step: ban epidurals
September 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
tough it out, bitches. no Tylenol, no no no no no. Ok, maybe ONE Tylenol. ONE sparing, itsy bitsy Tylenol…just for you weaklings.
Next step: ban epidurals
Next step: ban epidurals
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It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
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Sometimes I’ll get a little snack on the way home and then accidentally leave half of it in my car, and then the next morning I’ll get back in my car like ‘hell yeah a little snack’ and those are usually pretty good days
September 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sometimes I’ll get a little snack on the way home and then accidentally leave half of it in my car, and then the next morning I’ll get back in my car like ‘hell yeah a little snack’ and those are usually pretty good days
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boiling the ocean for the chance to have an app not tell you how to make a sauce properly
September 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
boiling the ocean for the chance to have an app not tell you how to make a sauce properly
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I am obsessed with this little face.
This is my little rescue kitten, Mochi.
She's about 6 weeks old now, but she was found abandoned about 2 weeks ago or so.
This is my little rescue kitten, Mochi.
She's about 6 weeks old now, but she was found abandoned about 2 weeks ago or so.
September 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I am obsessed with this little face.
This is my little rescue kitten, Mochi.
She's about 6 weeks old now, but she was found abandoned about 2 weeks ago or so.
This is my little rescue kitten, Mochi.
She's about 6 weeks old now, but she was found abandoned about 2 weeks ago or so.
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Calling liberals snowflakes was just telling on themselves. The thinnest of skins. The fragilest of egos.
September 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Calling liberals snowflakes was just telling on themselves. The thinnest of skins. The fragilest of egos.
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The right hates cancel culture...
September 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The right hates cancel culture...
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning
August 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning
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Maybe I’m not overthinking, maybe I’m just regular thinking about stuff that shouldn’t be happening
August 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Maybe I’m not overthinking, maybe I’m just regular thinking about stuff that shouldn’t be happening
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this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
August 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
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The only way for Russia’s genocidal war to end is for Russia to get the fuck out of Ukraine—a sovereign country under an unprovoked invasion.
Why is media not making that clear? Why is everyone legitimizing these talks, ceasefires, etc?
Why is media not making that clear? Why is everyone legitimizing these talks, ceasefires, etc?
August 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The only way for Russia’s genocidal war to end is for Russia to get the fuck out of Ukraine—a sovereign country under an unprovoked invasion.
Why is media not making that clear? Why is everyone legitimizing these talks, ceasefires, etc?
Why is media not making that clear? Why is everyone legitimizing these talks, ceasefires, etc?
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There would be an immediate cease fire if Russia immediately ceases firing.
August 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There would be an immediate cease fire if Russia immediately ceases firing.
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A war criminal is meeting a convicted criminal in Alaska to broker another country’s sovereignty.
Doesn’t get much more kleptocratic than that, huh.
Doesn’t get much more kleptocratic than that, huh.
August 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A war criminal is meeting a convicted criminal in Alaska to broker another country’s sovereignty.
Doesn’t get much more kleptocratic than that, huh.
Doesn’t get much more kleptocratic than that, huh.
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We season everything here in Pettyville
August 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We season everything here in Pettyville
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Life is the dumbest sport because even if you’re terrible at it you have to turn pro
August 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Life is the dumbest sport because even if you’re terrible at it you have to turn pro
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The message: Your phone is running out of storage space!
The reason:
The reason:
August 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The message: Your phone is running out of storage space!
The reason:
The reason:
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