Andrew W
@andrew-iwm.bsky.social
My labor union membership is my citizenship certificate.
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Ex-MLS coach Adrian Heath thought the offer of a coaching job in Saudi Arabia could be a logical next career step.
Instead, it led to the former Everton player being kidnapped in Morocco, held at knifepoint, and left fearing for his life.
@paultenorio.bsky.social
Instead, it led to the former Everton player being kidnapped in Morocco, held at knifepoint, and left fearing for his life.
@paultenorio.bsky.social
The extraordinary story of a soccer coach, a kidnapping and a Saudi job that didn’t exist
Adrian Heath was duped into thinking he was on the verge of a new job – only to be held at knifepoint in Morocco. Turns out he's not alone
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Ex-MLS coach Adrian Heath thought the offer of a coaching job in Saudi Arabia could be a logical next career step.
Instead, it led to the former Everton player being kidnapped in Morocco, held at knifepoint, and left fearing for his life.
@paultenorio.bsky.social
Instead, it led to the former Everton player being kidnapped in Morocco, held at knifepoint, and left fearing for his life.
@paultenorio.bsky.social
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Spurs play today.
January 10, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Spurs play today.
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Don't know why people waste their money on phony psychics when a subscription to The Onion is so affordable
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Don't know why people waste their money on phony psychics when a subscription to The Onion is so affordable
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October 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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As boys shift to the right, we are seeing the rise of the ‘new chill girl’ | Naomi Beinart
As boys shift to the right, we are seeing the rise of the ‘new chill girl’ | Naomi Beinart
Even in comparatively liberal spaces, such as my high school, girls who wince at locker room talk risk exclusion
www.theguardian.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
As boys shift to the right, we are seeing the rise of the ‘new chill girl’ | Naomi Beinart
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September 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Stephen Colbert needs no Paramount. He has the people. ❤️
September 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Stephen Colbert needs no Paramount. He has the people. ❤️
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"The Late Show With Stephen Colbert" won best talk series at the #Emmys.
Colbert received a prolonged standing ovation for his win — and applause from the press corps backstage. bit.ly/46gpXT3
Colbert received a prolonged standing ovation for his win — and applause from the press corps backstage. bit.ly/46gpXT3
September 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"The Late Show With Stephen Colbert" won best talk series at the #Emmys.
Colbert received a prolonged standing ovation for his win — and applause from the press corps backstage. bit.ly/46gpXT3
Colbert received a prolonged standing ovation for his win — and applause from the press corps backstage. bit.ly/46gpXT3
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First home buyers, mark your calendars.
We’re making it easier for you to get your foot in the door sooner.
We’re making it easier for you to get your foot in the door sooner.
September 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
First home buyers, mark your calendars.
We’re making it easier for you to get your foot in the door sooner.
We’re making it easier for you to get your foot in the door sooner.
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Cats are better than managers. Here's why:
- they mind their own business
- sleep 20 hours a day
- show their appreciation by purring
- use the same technique when they want you to do something
- don't arrange meetings with HR when you boop their nose
- they mind their own business
- sleep 20 hours a day
- show their appreciation by purring
- use the same technique when they want you to do something
- don't arrange meetings with HR when you boop their nose
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Cats are better than managers. Here's why:
- they mind their own business
- sleep 20 hours a day
- show their appreciation by purring
- use the same technique when they want you to do something
- don't arrange meetings with HR when you boop their nose
- they mind their own business
- sleep 20 hours a day
- show their appreciation by purring
- use the same technique when they want you to do something
- don't arrange meetings with HR when you boop their nose
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Bin penalties, direct free-kicks for fouls in the box. Don't care what it means for the sport as a whole, just want to see more Batistuta-esque larrups at a crowd of bodies.
lol I’m gonna need bluesky’s biggest soccer post ever to balance out all the politics engagement im burying myself under.
September 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bin penalties, direct free-kicks for fouls in the box. Don't care what it means for the sport as a whole, just want to see more Batistuta-esque larrups at a crowd of bodies.
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lol I’m gonna need bluesky’s biggest soccer post ever to balance out all the politics engagement im burying myself under.
September 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
lol I’m gonna need bluesky’s biggest soccer post ever to balance out all the politics engagement im burying myself under.
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Sleeping Man Flanked By Laptop, Phone, Earbuds Like Egyptian Pharaoh Buried With All His Treasures
August 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sleeping Man Flanked By Laptop, Phone, Earbuds Like Egyptian Pharaoh Buried With All His Treasures
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The Declaration Of Independence was an indictment of King George, so yes it reads like an indictment you stupid fucking twat.
July 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The Declaration Of Independence was an indictment of King George, so yes it reads like an indictment you stupid fucking twat.
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“You shouldn’t be opening up new wars when there's a perfectly good civil war at home.”
UN Scolds US: “You Can’t Have Another War Until You Finish the Wars on Your Plate First” — The Shovel
The United Nations has issued a sternly worded statement condemning the United States for going for extra helpings of war when they still have plenty of war left on their plate.
theshovel.com.au
June 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“You shouldn’t be opening up new wars when there's a perfectly good civil war at home.”
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Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer
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Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer
WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly contemplative as he fantasized about a stiff drink after a long day at work, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly wondered Monday whether uranium might make a good mixer. “I feel like it could bring out the more chemical notes of gin in a really nice way without overpowering it,” said the Pentagon chief, […]
theonion.com
June 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer
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A man who paid for a regular Big Mac meal with a Coke Zero and a large hot fudge sundae on Afterpay has described Labor’s plan to tax unrealised gains above $3 million as “the greatest example of Government overreach I’ve ever seen.”
Man Who Used Afterpay for Big Mac Meal Outraged at Labor’s Plan To Tax Unrealised Gains Above $3 Million — The Shovel
The man - who holds no super or assets, and has never had more than $13.27 in savings - said he was furious at the Government's plan.
theshovel.com.au
June 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
A man who paid for a regular Big Mac meal with a Coke Zero and a large hot fudge sundae on Afterpay has described Labor’s plan to tax unrealised gains above $3 million as “the greatest example of Government overreach I’ve ever seen.”
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“What time is the perade?”
June 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“What time is the perade?”
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“Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty clothes next to the bathroom sink to make it seem like we’ve been showering here,” said Tesla engineer Todd Costello theonion.com/tesla-e...
Tesla Employees Scramble To Make Office Look Like They’ve Been Sleeping There
AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to give the impression that they had been burning the midnight oil while CEO Elon Musk was away in Washington, D.C., employees at Tesla reportedly scrambled Thursday to make the office look like they’d been sleeping there. “Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty […]
theonion.com
May 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty clothes next to the bathroom sink to make it seem like we’ve been showering here,” said Tesla engineer Todd Costello theonion.com/tesla-e...